Chasing His Kickass Luna Back by Jane Above Story

I’m standing in the middle of the restaurant, my phone clutched in my hand as I stare at the screen. The

headline glares back at me: “Inside Abby’s Bizarre World: A Journey into the Mind of a Lunatic.”

“Guys, you have to see this,” I say, grinning as I turn the screen towards Daisy, Chloe, Karl, John, Ethan,

and Anton.

Karl starts to chuckle. “Oh my god, look, she included my quote—’it’s like being a hamster on a disco ball:

spinning but fabulous.”

Daisy snickers. “That was pure gold, Karl. I’m surprised you came up with that one.”

Chloe leans over my shoulder. “And she actually wrote about your ‘commute from Mars’? How gullible

was this lady?”

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so hard he almost spits out his coffee. “This is hilarious. Do you think

messing with her?”

Anton says, shaking his head. “It adds

we’re reveling in the absurdity of it all, my phone rings. The laughter dies down a bit as I glance at

Thompson,” I

I presume you’ve seen the article.” His voice is stern, making my

discussing it with my team,” I reply, shooting a look at

“Quite the story, huh?”

and I can practically feel the tension emanating through the

terrible press for someone who is competing

thinking?”

of what’s happening.

we thought responding this way would at least make

discreditable.”

cautious, Abby. Such

stomach knotting, the weight of his words crushing my earlier triumph. “I