Chrysalis

It doesn’t take that long for my new guards to arrive, although Barker and his apprentice… Fluffles… also stick around.

I mean… FLUFFLES? It’s offensive to mention she has a rabbit nose, but that’s a totally fine name to have, apparently.

Whatever. The cultural idiosyncrasies of the Folk don’t need to make sense to me; they can, and do, call themselves whatever they want. I’m just here to check out the place and sell some end tables.

My new guard is, I’m pretty sure, a turtle guy named Phil, though of course I don’t mention his SHELL, no matter how much I want to. Like, does he have a wax routine for that thing? I’m only wondering because it has such a healthy sheen and I’ll be darned if I don’t want my carapace to look like that.

With him comes his apprentice, Pete, who is also a turtle, but doesn’t have a shell, but does have a sort of turtle face, with the beaked mouth and all that. These people make no sense to me.

It seems clear immediately that they’ve sent some more powerful warriors. There’s a certain aura around them that lets me know they mean business. I’m not willing to be rude about their appearance, but there are other things I’m willing to be rude about.

[So, are you a blademaster?] I ask as soon as introductions are done.

[You want to fight and find out?] he replies.

This guy is clearly pretty old, judging by the long silver beard and moustache he’s sporting, but his mental voice is still gravelly and vigorous. He sounds like he’d give Granin a run for his money in a rock chewing contest.

[Not really,] I reply, and I swear he slumps a little in disappointment. [I just had a fight, so I thought I’d relax for a second, get a little private time.]

Although I couldn’t move on the ship, I was the centre of attention pretty much all the time. People gawping at me from the other ships, ants checking if I was still alright, birds threatening to drop bombs on me. It got stressful.

Also, it’s been too long since I was embraced by sweet, sweet, dirt. Phil looks around, confused.

[You’ve got twenty ants inside five metres of you. How is that ‘private time’?]

something to Barker, who whips out his sword, looking a

are my bodyguards and they do a pretty good job staying out of sight. I can’t get rid of

“Protectant.”

Stubborn, resentful silence.

“Protectant…”

on that ship too,” she says, not revealing herself. “It was

is not meant to be on Amazon; report any

up by turtle-Folk, so you need to reveal yourself so I can explain

admonish her again to drop her… forget-me-field or whatever, appearing in

one of the twenty guards who are with me around the clock. Don’t worry, we included their numbers in our

don’t react, but Barker

us about them?] Barker demands after connecting to me via

Besides, they are included in the manifest that lists the

to include admin. There isn’t much they can say to what I’ve said, so I take the chance to ease my way into the large cavern space that the Colony has

then I’ll think about having some more fights. Although I do have to warn you, Phil. If you aren’t significantly stronger than Barker over there, you might find yourself

his hand plays across the hilt of his curved

I’m more than up to the

mandibles, the flowing tunnel air, my siblings by my side. Getting a proper rest on the boat

clacking my mandibles happily. This is the life! Exploring, adventuring, and not having to worry about getting toxified by a

another surprise waiting for

Nice to

pair of Folk, one wolfish, one weaselish appear largely unchanged since the last time I saw them, still furry and/or muzzled, with that

these circumstances,] Grey rumbles. [I didn’t think the Colony

Surely you aren’t that surprised. I mean, I bet we were more surprised the first time we met you.

detail about that,] Grey breaks in hastily,