Dimensional Descent

Leonel coughed. "... Son of a bitch..."

He held onto his balls as though he was cradling precious porcelain. His eyes threatened to pop out of their sockets, veins writhing across his forehead.

"Fuck," James gasped, "even your balls are hard, why does my foot hurt? Did sis put a chastity belt on you? Damn, how whipped are you?"

"Fuck you," Leonel wheezed, his eyes tearing. "Forget your foot, what about mine? I would have thought fucking all those prostitutes finally caught up to you and your dick fell off. I swear I hit nothing but bone."

"Don't mention that to me, that's still a sore spot," James whimpered. He still had no idea if Samoa was a real person or not, or if he had been toyed with the entire time. How annoying.

"Finally got your heart broken, huh? I tried to warn you, it was only a matter of time."

"My heart is just fine! As strong as a bull!"

"A bull? That explains a lot."

James used what strength he had left and kicked dirt toward Leonel's face, causing him to breathe it in and cough.

"Sorry, my bull tendencies are acting up again," James sneered.

The two paused for a moment before they burst into a fit of laughter. Although it was described like this, one would have thought two lions were roaring. With their current level of strength, just their hearty laughter alone caused the earth to quake and the clouds to disperse. It could only be described as valiant.

Moments later, the two struggled to their feet, ending up leaning on one another just to stand. The tenderness between their legs didn't allow them to walk normally.

gotten

was used to being taller than Leonel, but only now did he realize that Leonel was actually

you didn't drink enough milk," Leonel

that's not milk.

was confused for a second before he

Professionals, their positions were reliant on their performance. Plus, with the advancement in technology, only the most horrific kind of steroids actually still had poor side effects. So it was unsurprising that its abuse was

of something so... mundane that he couldn't help but burst into

his other arm

keep laughing so hard, I'm gonna think you've fallen in love with

looked over toward James seriously, looking him up and down to the point the latter felt his spine tingling with a

nearly handsome enough for that," Leonel said

speechless. "Hey, hey, I ranked 1034th on the Eligible Minor list, I must be way higher now, I could

no small hints of disdain. "1034th? You don't feel ashamed? Plus,

about only being ranked 3021st back then, just say so. The have-nots always want to pretend like such things don't matter,

"How about you two get a room?!

you still haven't lost any weight after all these years?!" James

these rolls, why would I get rid

"Excuse me?"

into a fit of laughter as a

red, not daring to look toward Yuri. He had gotten swept up in the moment and forget that

room any longer. That damned James did this on purpose,