Dimensional Descent

Leonel coughed. "... Son of a bitch..."

He held onto his balls as though he was cradling precious porcelain. His eyes threatened to pop out of their sockets, veins writhing across his forehead.

"Fuck," James gasped, "even your balls are hard, why does my foot hurt? Did sis put a chastity belt on you? Damn, how whipped are you?"

"Fuck you," Leonel wheezed, his eyes tearing. "Forget your foot, what about mine? I would have thought fucking all those prostitutes finally caught up to you and your dick fell off. I swear I hit nothing but bone."

"Don't mention that to me, that's still a sore spot," James whimpered. He still had no idea if Samoa was a real person or not, or if he had been toyed with the entire time. How annoying.

"Finally got your heart broken, huh? I tried to warn you, it was only a matter of time."

"My heart is just fine! As strong as a bull!"

"A bull? That explains a lot."

James used what strength he had left and kicked dirt toward Leonel's face, causing him to breathe it in and cough.

"Sorry, my bull tendencies are acting up again," James sneered.

The two paused for a moment before they burst into a fit of laughter. Although it was described like this, one would have thought two lions were roaring. With their current level of strength, just their hearty laughter alone caused the earth to quake and the clouds to disperse. It could only be described as valiant.

Moments later, the two struggled to their feet, ending up leaning on one another just to stand. The tenderness between their legs didn't allow them to walk normally.

gotten

realize that Leonel was actually

milk,"

an entire foot, that's not milk. Tell me the

a second before

Royal Blue days, one could imagine that steroids were rampant. For many youths who were only Three or Four Star Professionals, their positions were reliant on their performance.

been so long since Leonel heard of something so... mundane that he couldn't help

other arm still

but if you keep laughing so hard, I'm gonna

to the point the latter felt his spine tingling with a weird feeling. He

handsome enough for that," Leonel said seriously,

Eligible Minor list, I must be way higher now, I could be a

looked at James with no small hints of disdain. "1034th? You don't feel ashamed? Plus, how long has it been since you've

then, just say so.

from above. "How about you two get a room?! This lovey dovey shit is making me

you still haven't lost any weight

why would I

"Excuse me?"

best not to burst into a fit of laughter as a young woman he recognized as one of

his mouth to respond but immediately went red, not daring to look toward Yuri. He had gotten

room any longer. That damned