Dimensional Descent

Leonel coughed. "... Son of a bitch..."

He held onto his balls as though he was cradling precious porcelain. His eyes threatened to pop out of their sockets, veins writhing across his forehead.

"Fuck," James gasped, "even your balls are hard, why does my foot hurt? Did sis put a chastity belt on you? Damn, how whipped are you?"

"Fuck you," Leonel wheezed, his eyes tearing. "Forget your foot, what about mine? I would have thought fucking all those prostitutes finally caught up to you and your dick fell off. I swear I hit nothing but bone."

"Don't mention that to me, that's still a sore spot," James whimpered. He still had no idea if Samoa was a real person or not, or if he had been toyed with the entire time. How annoying.

"Finally got your heart broken, huh? I tried to warn you, it was only a matter of time."

"My heart is just fine! As strong as a bull!"

"A bull? That explains a lot."

James used what strength he had left and kicked dirt toward Leonel's face, causing him to breathe it in and cough.

"Sorry, my bull tendencies are acting up again," James sneered.

The two paused for a moment before they burst into a fit of laughter. Although it was described like this, one would have thought two lions were roaring. With their current level of strength, just their hearty laughter alone caused the earth to quake and the clouds to disperse. It could only be described as valiant.

Moments later, the two struggled to their feet, ending up leaning on one another just to stand. The tenderness between their legs didn't allow them to walk normally.

you've gotten taller," James

taller than Leonel, but only now did he realize that Leonel was

milk," Leonel said with

an entire foot, that's not milk. Tell me the truth,

Leonel was confused for a second before he burst

positions were reliant on their performance. Plus, with the advancement in technology, only the most horrific kind of steroids actually still had poor side effects. So it

just been so long since Leonel heard of something so... mundane that he couldn't help but burst

his other arm still wrapped

keep laughing so hard, I'm gonna think you've fallen in

point the latter felt his spine tingling with a weird feeling. He suddenly felt the need to

that,"

hey, I ranked 1034th on the Eligible Minor list, I must be way higher now, I could be a

You don't feel ashamed? Plus, how long

back then, just say so. The have-nots

okay, alright!" Raj roared from above. "How about you two get a room?! This lovey dovey shit is making me

you still haven't lost any weight after all these

why would I get rid

"Excuse me?"

covered his mouth, trying his best not to burst into a fit of laughter as a young

red, not daring to look toward Yuri. He had gotten swept up

room any longer. That damned