Dimensional Descent

Leonel coughed. "... Son of a bitch..."

He held onto his balls as though he was cradling precious porcelain. His eyes threatened to pop out of their sockets, veins writhing across his forehead.

"Fuck," James gasped, "even your balls are hard, why does my foot hurt? Did sis put a chastity belt on you? Damn, how whipped are you?"

"Fuck you," Leonel wheezed, his eyes tearing. "Forget your foot, what about mine? I would have thought fucking all those prostitutes finally caught up to you and your dick fell off. I swear I hit nothing but bone."

"Don't mention that to me, that's still a sore spot," James whimpered. He still had no idea if Samoa was a real person or not, or if he had been toyed with the entire time. How annoying.

"Finally got your heart broken, huh? I tried to warn you, it was only a matter of time."

"My heart is just fine! As strong as a bull!"

"A bull? That explains a lot."

James used what strength he had left and kicked dirt toward Leonel's face, causing him to breathe it in and cough.

"Sorry, my bull tendencies are acting up again," James sneered.

The two paused for a moment before they burst into a fit of laughter. Although it was described like this, one would have thought two lions were roaring. With their current level of strength, just their hearty laughter alone caused the earth to quake and the clouds to disperse. It could only be described as valiant.

Moments later, the two struggled to their feet, ending up leaning on one another just to stand. The tenderness between their legs didn't allow them to walk normally.

gotten

used to being taller than Leonel, but only now did he realize that Leonel was actually taller than

didn't drink enough milk," Leonel said with

that's not milk. Tell me the truth, what've you been

confused for a second before he burst

reliant on their

since Leonel heard of something so... mundane that he couldn't help

his nose, his other arm still wrapped

keep laughing so hard, I'm gonna think you've

James seriously, looking him up and down to the point the latter felt his spine

not nearly handsome enough for that," Leonel said

I must be way higher now, I could be

James with no small hints of disdain. "1034th? You don't feel ashamed? Plus, how long has it been since you've

grinned. "If you're jealous about only being ranked 3021st back then, just say so. The have-nots always want

Raj roared from above. "How about you two get a room?!

still haven't lost any weight after all these years?!"

bitch loves these rolls, why would I get rid of

"Excuse me?"

of laughter as a young woman he recognized as one of Aina's best friends appeared

Yuri. He had

damned James did