Gu Daoist Master

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“Exchange treasure?” The face on the huge door made funny faces towards the tiny Shang Yan Fei, teasing: “Little Fei Fei, are you going to take advantage of me again? I know we are old friends, but as the guardian of the treasure realm, I will not help you to steal from the inside. Although we are such old friends…”

“How many times have I said it, can you change the way you call me?” Black lines appeared on Shang Yan Fei’s forehead.

“Then what do I call you? Little Yan Yan, Little Yan Fei or Little Yan Zi?”

Shang Yan Fei quickly waved his hand, helplessly saying: “Nevermind, nevermind, do whatever you want. Let’s get back to business, I am really here for exchanging treasure.”

“Ohhh…” The huge face dragged his words, evidently not satisfied yet: “Getting to business so soon, I wanted to talk more, this place is boring me to death.”

Shang Yan Fei sighed: “I am very busy, living treasure door. You know I am the Shang clan leader, it is no longer like before.”

“Sigh, nevermind, every generation of clan leaders are like that. I thought you would be different. I have no requirements this time, I just want somebody to complain to, the eons of waiting truly makes me empty and lonely…” Living treasure door sighed gloomily.

“You are a door, what loneliness can you have? Can’t you just sleep? “Shang Yan Fei’s head was full of black lines.

“Sleep? I can’t fall asleep! You have no idea how hard it is to be alone…” Living treasure door started to blabber again.

“I am not here to listen to your grudges, let’s talk about business, real business.” Shang Yan Fei coughed.

“Oh, then let’s do that.” Living treasure door’s face became solemn: “Sure if you want to exchange treasures, but I have a condition…”

It dragged its words again.

Shang Yan Fei had a bad feeling about this.

He raised his eyebrows: “What condition, don’t tell me…?”

“Ah, looking at your expression, you’ve guessed it! That’s right, that’s right, I want you to dig my nose, dig my nose!” Living treasure door screamed excitedly.

Dig my nose…

Dig my…

Dig…

The loud voice continued to echo in the walkway.

Shang Yan Fei’s forehead was popping with veins: “Scoundrel, you’re trying this again?”

“My nose is really itchy, really itchy, I can’t breathe properly. I have no hands, I cannot dig my nose myself like you humans, I am so pitiful. Ah… Little Fei Fei, my good friend, please help me, please dig my nose. As a reward, I will give you my treasured booger.” Living treasure door sang out in a poetic tone.

Shang Yan Fei clenched his fists,

a ‘what can you

started to

“Dig my nose!”

“Dig my nose!”

“Dig my nose!”

or no treasure for you. Dig my nose and you are a

shook the air and caused the entire walkway

his head, supporting his forehead as the sounds of

stop chanting, I’ll do it okay?” Shang Yan Fei screamed out, completely

the lord of Shang clan, against the living

clan’s ancestors, this was the work of

cried out in triumph, then it urged: “Quickly, quickly, I

of his eyes twitched,

of his right hand, there was a tiny tattoo in

blood tattoo flew out, turning into a giant

five — Blood Handprint

as long as they had blood flowing in them, they would turn into a puddle of blood. It had great strength and a threatening effect,

right now, he used the blood handprint to satisfy living

Digging its nose.

bright red palm, turned into a fist, then stretched out its index finger, and entered the living treasure door’s

hummed: “Yes,

feels so

right,

it feels better

that was too

Fei, your technique

treasure door opened its mouth, sneezing

blue, and green “booger”

extinct refinement aiding material. The yellow was worry soil, one of the ingredients used to refine a rank six Gu. The blue was ice heart, only at the center of a ten million year old ice mountain can one of these grow. The green was the grass skirt Gu, rank five

is smooth again. These booger are your gift. I do not want to eat them again, that is too disgusting.” Living treasure door sniffed after sneezing, feeling extremely

kept these items, before sighing: “Can we get to

Fei

triumphing heaven Gu, I want to exchange for it.” Shang

cultivating talent. This Gu is extremely precious, Little Fei Fei, although we have a close friendship,

your nose?” Shang Yan Fei’s veins were popping as he

tender and plump, while clear as crystal. There were red blood veins within the palm, causing the

this is one of your most useful Gu. Weren’t you collecting the blood sea inheritance?

investigate, after all these years, I have only gotten two of them. I want the man triumphing heaven Gu, but my other precious Gu cannot be given up, I have to temporarily sacrifice the blood handprint Gu. Someday, I might come

worms were mostly from the blood sea inheritance, causing

when Shang Xin Ci entered Shang clan