Gu Daoist Master

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“Exchange treasure?” The face on the huge door made funny faces towards the tiny Shang Yan Fei, teasing: “Little Fei Fei, are you going to take advantage of me again? I know we are old friends, but as the guardian of the treasure realm, I will not help you to steal from the inside. Although we are such old friends…”

“How many times have I said it, can you change the way you call me?” Black lines appeared on Shang Yan Fei’s forehead.

“Then what do I call you? Little Yan Yan, Little Yan Fei or Little Yan Zi?”

Shang Yan Fei quickly waved his hand, helplessly saying: “Nevermind, nevermind, do whatever you want. Let’s get back to business, I am really here for exchanging treasure.”

“Ohhh…” The huge face dragged his words, evidently not satisfied yet: “Getting to business so soon, I wanted to talk more, this place is boring me to death.”

Shang Yan Fei sighed: “I am very busy, living treasure door. You know I am the Shang clan leader, it is no longer like before.”

“Sigh, nevermind, every generation of clan leaders are like that. I thought you would be different. I have no requirements this time, I just want somebody to complain to, the eons of waiting truly makes me empty and lonely…” Living treasure door sighed gloomily.

“You are a door, what loneliness can you have? Can’t you just sleep? “Shang Yan Fei’s head was full of black lines.

“Sleep? I can’t fall asleep! You have no idea how hard it is to be alone…” Living treasure door started to blabber again.

“I am not here to listen to your grudges, let’s talk about business, real business.” Shang Yan Fei coughed.

“Oh, then let’s do that.” Living treasure door’s face became solemn: “Sure if you want to exchange treasures, but I have a condition…”

It dragged its words again.

Shang Yan Fei had a bad feeling about this.

He raised his eyebrows: “What condition, don’t tell me…?”

“Ah, looking at your expression, you’ve guessed it! That’s right, that’s right, I want you to dig my nose, dig my nose!” Living treasure door screamed excitedly.

Dig my nose…

Dig my…

Dig…

The loud voice continued to echo in the walkway.

Shang Yan Fei’s forehead was popping with veins: “Scoundrel, you’re trying this again?”

“My nose is really itchy, really itchy, I can’t breathe properly. I have no hands, I cannot dig my nose myself like you humans, I am so pitiful. Ah… Little Fei Fei, my good friend, please help me, please dig my nose. As a reward, I will give you my treasured booger.” Living treasure door sang out in a poetic tone.

fists, screaming out after he could control himself

treasure door snorted, giving a ‘what can you do to me’

it started

“Dig my nose!”

“Dig my nose!”

“Dig my nose!”

you. Dig my nose and you are

voice shook the air and caused the entire walkway to

Yan Fei lowered his head, supporting his forehead as

it okay?” Shang Yan Fei screamed out,

the lord of Shang clan, against the living treasure door, there

all, the treasure realm was left behind by Shang clan’s ancestors, this was the work of a

triumph, then it urged: “Quickly,

the corner of his

his right hand, there was a tiny tattoo in the shape of a palm, blood red in

his primeval essence, and the blood tattoo flew out, turning into a

five — Blood

this palm, be it birds, beasts, worms or fish, as long as they had blood flowing in them, they would turn into a puddle of blood. It had

handprint to satisfy living

Digging its nose.

then stretched out its index finger, and entered the living treasure door’s

door hummed: “Yes, that’s

feels

right, a little

feels better if

that was

Fei Fei, your technique

Living treasure door opened its mouth,

blue, and green “booger”

properly, the red one was typhoon mountain pepper, a god-like extinct refinement aiding material. The yellow was worry soil, one of the ingredients used to refine a rank six Gu. The blue was ice heart, only at the center of a ten million year old ice mountain can one of these grow. The green was the grass skirt Gu, rank five without any defensive ability, but once a Gu Master uses it, it can give them a grass skirt that is able to absorb primeval energy from the air, replenishing the primeval essence in the

to eat them again, that is too disgusting.”

before

Fei want?” Living treasure door’s mood was

triumphing heaven Gu, I want

extremely precious, Little Fei Fei, although we have a close friendship, and you have dug my nose many times, the treasure realm’s rules cannot be defied. If you want

Yan Fei’s veins were popping as

crystal. There were red blood veins within the

giving up the blood handprint Gu? Little Fei Fei, I remember this is one of your most useful Gu. Weren’t you collecting the blood sea inheritance? Have you given up your aspiration from

hidden among them, the difficulty is simply too high. Even if I use the Shang clan to investigate, after all these years, I have only gotten two of them. I want the man triumphing heaven Gu, but my other precious Gu cannot be

from the blood sea inheritance, causing him to specialize

of this, when Shang Xin Ci entered Shang clan city, he could detect it