Gu Daoist Master

“Are you kidding me! My nine recollecting fragrances cannot even compare to a cup of seawater?” Luo Mu Zi roared inwardly, while maintaining his calm appearance on the surface.

“Damn! This Wu Yi Hai is playing tricks and pulled a fast one, we are offering tea, yet he offers seawater? He is too shameless! Fairy Si Liu even approved of him, this is too infuriating!” Veins started to bulge in Lun Fei’s clenched fists below the table.

Fairy Tian Lu quickly calmed the situation: “The moon is high in the sky, since we have already drunk tea, if there are no poems to accompany this festival, it would not be complete.”

Fang Yuan pretended to not understand: “Are we really going to recite poems?”

He looked like he had heard it for the first time.

Luo Mu Zi and Lun Fei’s eyes immediately brightened. This was another opportunity!

Another opportunity to knock down their rival.

“You managed to get away with it the previous time, duping your way through. This time, I am going to push you down from the limelight, then fiercely step on you a couple times.”

Luo Mu Zi’s mind was revolving around this thought, but on the surface, he was still wearing a smile and had a graceful demeanor.

The same went for Lun Fei, having similar thoughts.

However, they did not know what kind of person Fang Yuan was.

Competing in poetry?!

Heavens!

This was worse than showing off in front of an expert.

Fang Yuan came from Earth, he had a large stockpile of traditional poems in his head, including those renowned works as well as earthshaking masterpieces. He could easily use one of them and these two would be unable to save face.

“Yes, we are going to recite poems, there is a story behind this.” Qiao Si Liu answered Fang Yuan.

“Oh? Please explain.” Fang Yuan continued to ask.

“This is a story that has been passed down in Southern Border, and is also the origin of the moon festival.” Qiao Si Liu said with eloquence.

Once upon a time, at a certain village in Southern Border.

A young man fell in love with an old Gu Master’s daughter, and this Gu Master’s daughter also was in love with this mortal youth.

The youth mustered up his courage to propose the marriage, but he was met with the old Gu Master’s rejection.

“You are only a mortal, while my daughter is a Gu Master with a bright future, how could you be worthy of my daughter? Get lost!”

The young man implored and begged, but the old Gu Master sneered: “You are daydreaming, thinking I will let my daughter marry you! You, a mere mortal who cannot even brew tea? What use do you have?”

The youth replied: “Isn’t it just tea? What is so difficult about it, if I brew it, will you marry your daughter to me?”

The old Gu Master felt a headache.

He knew his daughter loved this youth deeply, forcefully breaking them up would only make his daughter hate him.

“If you can make a cup of tea that meets my expectations, I will give you a chance.”

agreed immediately: “Sir, I will definitely

heard about this: “My family is reputed for our famous tea, and you have to make a tea which can satisfy my father. You are only a mortal with no Gu Master abilities, how can you

says mortals cannot brew tea? Let me tell

law of the jungle, big fish eats small fish, and small fish eats

hooked a big fish, he cut the fish, retrieving a small fish inside, he then cut the

to eat and also need to

then ate the shrimp

third principle: faeces can

man buried his faeces under the soil, and sure enough, flowers and

man plucked a kind of flower from among them and soaked

old Gu Master could not speak for a long while after he

you are not thinking of

have passed the first test. But it is still impossible for you, a mortal, to marry my daughter.

scratched his head and spoke worriedly: “Although I have not recited poems before, I can give

old Gu Master

back:

poems is not just casually chanting a few phrases. We Gu Masters can cause heaven and earth to change by reciting poems, we can make humans dance with

said in a low tone: “How would I know if I don’t give

didn’t give you a chance. If you fail, then you need to leave and never see my daughter

to agree, he began to pace around, thinking of a poem to

before, he had no clue

he saw the ants on the ground, he saw the birds and the setting sun outside the window. Suddenly, he patted his

fly low and snakes slither around, ants move their

Border had many rainy days, and

light rain began to

Gu

resembles a drop of oil, too much of

and the sky

Master’s expression

cheek: “Elm trees droop as farming commences, hair falls

youth was stuck and for the life of him, he could

give you some more time.” The old Gu Master

old Gu Master and said: “Lord took away all

Gu Master immediately stomped his foot in anger and stood up, breaking

man and shouted: “A mere mortal

“Amazing, this song

at seeing his daughter side with her boyfriend,

want to marry my daughter, what about the betrothal gift? Can you take out a betrothal

his head dejectedly, he lived in a thatched cottage, slept on

assets as the betrothal gift.” The youth spoke in a

them!” The

brought the old Gu Master to his residence,

said: “These

old hut with holes everywhere?” The old Gu Master

is about to break?”

as stools?” The old Gu Master kicked the rocks and

lowered

Gu Master said made the young man’s head lower further

third sentence, the youth’s head had almost hung down to