Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 80

When Elijah was wearing a mask, his eyes were almost identical to this boy’s. Only Elijah’s brow was frequently furrowed, a clear sign that not even the most shocking events could easily stir his expression.

“Wowza, cake man! It looks super scrumptious!” Evan exclaimed as he dashed towards Tarquin, disregarding the setting entirely and grabbing a fistful of cake to stuff into his mouth.

The cake was genuinely delicious, and he was drooling with desire.

Tarquin quickly grabbed his wrist, “No can do, buddy. You can’t eat that.”

Evan tried to power through and eat it anyway, but he was no match for Tarquin’s strength. Staring at the tantalizing cake just out of reach, the little guy was far from pleased, “Meanie!”

He huffed indignantly and returned to his kiddie stool.

Tarquin’s brow creased with annoyance, but he didn’t hold a grudge against Evan, instead opting to clean off the cake smears from his body at the sink.

Just as he finished washing his face, Evan turned to him with a pitiful look.

“Sir.”

Tarquin turned around with a silent question.

“I… I gotta pee, like, really bad,” said Evan.

“Well, go ahead.”

pants. Can

Tarquin could react, Evan started his

it anymore. I’m gonna pee my pants, wah wah wah, Sir, please help

me!”

included kids. But he saw a shadow of Elijah in the little guy, and paternal

and began to help Evan with his zipper.

suddenly, a warm stream sprayed out…

splashing onto Tarquin’s face,

was utterly

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Evan’s eyes, and he triumphed inside, “That’s for picking on my

was internally gloating, though his face showed sheer panic. “I’m so sorry, Sir.

of the corner of his eye, Evan noticed someone entering and burst into tears. “It wasn’t on purpose, Sir. I swear

move towards the trash can to pick up used tissues.

and he shot up,

“You…”

need me to wipe it off?”

“No, I don’t!”

okay then, you clean up. I’m gonna head out. Oh, and don’t forget to rinse your mouth. I think I saw some pee fly into it.”