Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 84

“So, Mom had the accident on the very same day! I have a wild guess. The day Tarquin flew back home, Mom picked him up, and they got it on at the airport, which led to us being conceived. But for some reason, they didn’t get a good look at each other, so they had no idea they had just hooked up with one another. And that’s where all the misunderstandings started.”

“Huh?” Evan and Emmett both stared at Elliot.

Their eyes said it all: they didn’t get it, not one bit.

Elliot furrowed his brow and continued, “So, that’s why Tarquin changed the divorce papers, and Mom just silently admitted to everything because she didn’t know that she had been with Tarquin. She thought she had actually cheated during her marriage.”

Evan and Emmett blinked, asking, “Then what?”

Elliot explained, “That could explain why Mom came back wanting a divorce from Tarquin, even though she had seen him several times but didn’t recognize him. Because she had not idea what Tarquin looked like!”

you mean to say, Mom confused Tarquin and our dad, thinking they were two different guys,

that’s what I’m saying! Likewise, Tarquin didn’t know that Mom was his wife in

name.”

scratched his head, “So, tell me, is Tarquin a good guy or a bad guy?” “If you look at it from his point of view,

one who slept with Mom? He’s the one who wronged her

doesn’t know that he was with Mom, just like she doesn’t know

was with Tarquin.”

all muddled again, “So… so… do we

what, he hurt Mom’s feelings,

nodded vigorously. He was worried Elliot might suddenly say they shouldn’t seek revenge. Evan didn’t care about

the one who initiated the divorce, so why is he reluctant to go through with it now? Two,