Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 311

Elijah chuckled again, "Then you'll have to try not to get mixed up with Evan. Evan has this thing for adopting 'little sisters' left and right, in and out of school. Anyone younger than him instantly becomes his sister. His dream is to be the big brother to every little girl in the world."

Elijah couldn't help but twitch his lips at that.

Elliot said, "You know, despite your different interests, I bet you'd instantly click with Evan. He's lively and energetic, a real firecracker. Plus, he's got moves. None of Tarquin's bodyguards would stand a chance against him."

Elijah was stunned, "What?!"

"No joke. Spend some more time with him, and you'll see. Not only is he agile, but he also..."

Elliot whispered something into Elijah's ear, leaving him wide-eyed in shock.

"He's that impressive?"

Evan is mom's own

asked, "What about you and

piggy bank.

was curious,

despite being soft and not the sharpest tool in the shed, just like mom, you shouldn't underestimate him. He's got an incredible sense of fashion, always on the cutting edge. Just take a look in his wardrobe when you get a chance. Even the perfumes mom and Blossom use, all

each with their unique talents, and there he was, feeling rather ordinary... Would mom think less of him? Was

and make perfumes. She has no clue I can make money or Evan knows martial arts. Mom's quite timid. The truth would scare her, so we've kept it from her. In mom's eyes, we're just regular five-year-olds. She loves us for us, not for what we can or can't do. Even if we were completely clueless, we'd still be her precious sons. It's the same for you.

sense of

to bully her! Whoever tried to hurt his mom would be

nudged him suddenly, "Here comes Emmett. Let me