Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 334

"But don't be too hard on yourself. Your physique is definitely leagues above those bargain bin rejects. I reckon even at a dime a pop, readers might give it a thought."

Tarquin glared at her, a glare so icy it could freeze someone solid.

Elysia shrank back a bit, "You should be grateful; I'm trying to comfort you here."

"So I'm supposed to thank you for that?!" His words came out strained, squeezed through clenched teeth.

Elysia's lips trembled, "No need!"

"Ding ding ding." Elysia's phone rang; it was Elliot.

The little ones were worried about her, fearing their goofy dad might have flipped and upset her again, so they called to check in.

Elysia quickly stepped aside to answer, "Hello, Elliot."

"Mommy, what are you up to?"

"I... I'm talking with Elijah's dad."

"Oh, we're with Elijah right now. Don't worry about us; he hasn't caught onto our secret.

don't worry about not being able to see Elijah in the future. Elijah's dad was just scared you'd fight over custody, so

of relief. Tarquin

seeing Elijah

apology? That hadn't

He'd been nitpicking non-stop!

it didn't matter; she wasn't exactly holding her breath for

probably on her way to pick you guys up. Go home with

"Mhm."

over her heart, taking several deep breaths to calm her

kids were okay,

just wanted to live a quiet life with her kids. So, even

was that wild man had initially stirred emotions, but now, after

he didn't find

down, exhaling

and leave, but just as she turned, she nearly jumped out of her skin at Tarquin standing

scare someone

was a storm cloud as he

you one last time, do you really

don't! I really don't

been stripping me for photos