Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 334

"But don't be too hard on yourself. Your physique is definitely leagues above those bargain bin rejects. I reckon even at a dime a pop, readers might give it a thought."

Tarquin glared at her, a glare so icy it could freeze someone solid.

Elysia shrank back a bit, "You should be grateful; I'm trying to comfort you here."

"So I'm supposed to thank you for that?!" His words came out strained, squeezed through clenched teeth.

Elysia's lips trembled, "No need!"

"Ding ding ding." Elysia's phone rang; it was Elliot.

The little ones were worried about her, fearing their goofy dad might have flipped and upset her again, so they called to check in.

Elysia quickly stepped aside to answer, "Hello, Elliot."

"Mommy, what are you up to?"

"I... I'm talking with Elijah's dad."

"Oh, we're with Elijah right now. Don't worry about us; he hasn't caught onto our secret.

Elijah's dad was just scared you'd fight over custody, so he spoke in anger. We've explained it to him, and he's realized his mistake and said he'd

of relief. Tarquin hadn't recognized the kids, which

the possibility of seeing Elijah again was also

apology?

He'd been nitpicking non-stop!

matter; she wasn't exactly

on her way to pick you guys up. Go home with Blossom, and

"Mhm."

her phone over her heart,

as the kids were

rekindling anything. She just wanted to live a quiet life with her kids. So, even

wild man had initially stirred emotions,

discovering his identity was one thing; as long as he didn't find

down, exhaling

but just as she turned, she nearly jumped out of her skin

someone to death, you know?!" Elysia

face was a storm cloud as he bore

you one last time, do you really not

don't! I really

for photos just