Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 411

Her eyes were wide as saucers, brimming with earnestness. "I'm telling you! Elijah's dad is a total jerk! Why can't you understand that?" she exclaimed.

Tarquin, trying to maintain his composure, struggled to keep his breathing steady. "And who am I, may I ask?"

"You? Well, you're not exactly a barrel of laughs, but kinda cute, actually!" Elysia pondered, tilting her head as she leaned closer. "Huh? Aren't you Elijah? My son! When did you get so big? Weren't you just five?"

Curiosity got the better of her, and she reached out to pinch his cheek.

Tarquin, visibly annoyed, stood up abruptly from the couch, causing Elysia to lose her balance and bump into the coffee table with a 'thud.'

She bounced back up, "Who hit me?!"

Tarquin could only facepalm. How could anyone be this clueless? It was utterly baffling! Clearly, getting any sense out of her was out of the question for now. The so-called confession she'd made was impossible to take at face value.

helped her up. "Nobody hit you. Go to bed, it's

was awake, and there was no chance to pull her hair for a DNA sample,

my head hurt if nobody hit

your head. You're

not true! It

feel it if you

feeling enough time had passed and Elysia was likely asleep, he went to

before softly calling out, "Elysia,

to pluck a strand of her hair for a DNA test,

find the shattered vase but no culprit in sight.

explained after a quick survey of the

remained undisturbed by the noise, thanks to her drunken slumber. "Why is Mommy sleeping in Daddy's

the room. I'm sleeping