Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 418

"Madam?!"

"Not a pretty sight, is it? Funny?"

The agent's smile froze on her face, and before she could utter a word, Evan launched into another tirade.

"Madam's got skin so thick, it's like she's layered on makeup with a trowel. Could probably stop a bullet with that. And her features, my goodness, they're all over the place, like they're each doing their own thing. Honestly, it's not a good look; she's both old and ugly."

The room went silent. Not only was the agent cringing, but the teacher was too.

Evan was usually such a sweet talker, what got into him today?

The teacher hurried to smooth things over. "Evan's just joking around; this little guy is always up for a laugh."

Evan immediately countered, "I'm not joking, though. Madam really does look... uniquely unattractive. Her features are so adventurous, it's like science fiction, very abstract, almost alien-like. Honestly, it's old, ugly, and downright hilarious. Not an angle on her face that works."

The awkwardness in the air thickened.

Nola was boiling with rage, barely able to control her breathing!

Had it not been for the reporters and the teacher present, she'd have slapped him already!

isn't your fault. You can go home and blame your parents. It's all

fury as she retorted, "Seems like someone from a less fortunate background lacks a

take off that mask, let's see

planned to remember their faces for a future reckoning, considering today wasn't

Evan looked towards

objection from him, he sneered and removed his mask, defiantly staring

screamed in

nearly popped out at the sight of Evan's face, as if she'd seen a

Nola stumbled back in fright, twisting her ankle and falling

at

when Elliot suddenly remarked, "Are you okay? Be careful,

went, "What?!

pregnant? But she's not

mouth, acting as if he'd accidentally spilled

a reporter said, "My God, no wonder she suddenly took an interest in kids, coming to the kindergarten and all. She must be expecting and wants to

scoop,

of the truth, this story was bound to hit

swarmed in, their