Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 418

"Madam?!"

"Not a pretty sight, is it? Funny?"

The agent's smile froze on her face, and before she could utter a word, Evan launched into another tirade.

"Madam's got skin so thick, it's like she's layered on makeup with a trowel. Could probably stop a bullet with that. And her features, my goodness, they're all over the place, like they're each doing their own thing. Honestly, it's not a good look; she's both old and ugly."

The room went silent. Not only was the agent cringing, but the teacher was too.

Evan was usually such a sweet talker, what got into him today?

The teacher hurried to smooth things over. "Evan's just joking around; this little guy is always up for a laugh."

Evan immediately countered, "I'm not joking, though. Madam really does look... uniquely unattractive. Her features are so adventurous, it's like science fiction, very abstract, almost alien-like. Honestly, it's old, ugly, and downright hilarious. Not an angle on her face that works."

The awkwardness in the air thickened.

Nola was boiling with rage, barely able to control her breathing!

Had it not been for the reporters and the teacher present, she'd have slapped him already!

her, added, "Don't be mad. Being ugly isn't your fault. You can

retorted, "Seems like someone from a less fortunate background lacks a bit

forgive you. Why don't you take off that mask,

a future reckoning, considering today wasn't the day

Evan looked towards

he sneered and removed his mask,

Nola screamed

nearly popped out at the sight of Evan's face, as if she'd seen a

gave her a cold smile, and Nola stumbled back in

at

puzzled by the outburst when Elliot suddenly remarked, "Are you okay? Be careful,

crowd went, "What?!

But she's

mouth, acting as if

took an interest in kids, coming to the kindergarten

a scoop, get those

story was bound to hit

in,