Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 485

This dinner was supposed to be Elijah's happiest feast and Elysia's most heartwarming meal. But guess what? No one was as joyful as she was! The most obvious sign was her, cup after cup, managing to get herself completely sloshed! Once drunk, she totally let loose! The cozy diner became her stage, and Tarquin with the four kids her audience.

"Drink up! Tonight, we're not going home unless we're plastered! I, Elysia, have finally made it! Not even thirty and I've hit the jackpot, a self-made millionaire! Millionaire, you get what that means, right? It means super rich, heaps and heaps of cash! Ha-ha... Let me tell you, I just can't help but laugh, can't control myself, ha-ha..."

Tarquin and the four little ones quietly watched her burst into laughter.

Elysia giggled sneakily, covering her mouth as if she was up to no good, then said, "Elliot, Evan, Emmett, and Elijah, from now on, just say what you want, mommy's got the dough now. No more penny-pinching for us. Whatever you fancy, mommy will buy it for you! Not just for you guys, I'll also get presents for Blossom! I'm gonna gift Blossom a hundred puppies! No, make that a thousand! And I'll find Winona, invest in her so she won't have to kowtow to anyone, let her have the freedom to act however she wants, choose whoever she wants as a co-star, because I've got the funds... Oh, I'm just so thrilled today, let me think, how about I sing a song to boost the mood? What do you want to hear? The national anthem! Let's go with the national anthem! Ahem... Rise up, those who refuse to be slaves, with our flesh and blood, let's build our new Great Wall..."

Tarquin and the four munchkins: "..."

Suddenly-

Mid-song, she collapsed onto the table, motionless. The kids

head. Then, the house got even livelier. Elijah instructed Tarquin, "Daddy, mommy

reluctant, Tarquin complied. Without making a fuss, he lifted Elysia horizontally and headed to the bedroom. Evan dashed to the bathroom for a towel, intending to wipe Elysia's face. Emmett hurriedly waddled to the kitchen, fretting over his mom getting thirsty, to get Elysia some water. Elliot asked Tarquin if they had any hangover soup at home, and upon receiving a negative answer, he quickly called a delivery service to bring some over. The house was bustling, and before Tarquin could make it to the bedroom with Elysia, she suddenly jolted awake! She became wildly enthusiastic about singing the national anthem to him. Naturally tone-deaf, coupled with her drunkenness, listening to her sing was torture. And it wasn't just the singing; Tarquin could've endured that, but she also grabbed his ear while singing. Tarquin was grinding his teeth in annoyance, but luckily, it wasn't a long walk from the dining area to the bedroom. He was unapologetically rough, tossing her onto the bed! The action was

next second, Elysia threw up all over

are you doing?!" The four sons chimed in unison, each louder

fuming, "She puked

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