Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 590

Everyone felt like crying, but Keaton, trying to muster some courage, said:

"Look, we're starving here. Please, have a heart and let us go. It's the holiday season. If we all starve to death, next time you get hurt, there'll be no one around to keep you company."

Tarquin barely lifted an eyelid and dropped a bomb, "Want a meal or your legs?"

"Excuse me?"

"If you want to eat, you'll have to break a leg! Literally. Break your own leg, then you can go."

Everyone: "

"

Seizing the moment Tarquin headed for the bathroom, the group lamented in despair,

"Who on earth managed to anger the Grim Reaper himself during the holidays?"

"If we find out who it is, they're as good as dead! It's their fault we're all suffering!"

"Talk about being clueless. Out of everyone to provoke, they had to pick Tarquin. Don't they know he's the last person in Jindale City you'd want to mess with?"

"Keaton, do you know who it is?"

Keaton, nearly fainting from hunger, lazily replied, "Even if I told you, you wouldn't dare mess with them."

is there someone else in Jindale City we should

exactly a big shot, but if you try anything

was shocked but curious, gossiping,

answer, someone's stomach

go grab a bite! I'll light

won't help, you need to

"Who's Elysia?"

one person even Tarquin wouldn't dare cross! Remember that name. If

Whoever manages to get on her good side is

Really? That's hard

offering

mind, it was clear as day. Clinging to

was no

already decided to visit Elysia with a

making rounds in the elite circles, despite her

of big shots were

Meanwhile, in the bathroom.

the sink, phone in hand, hesitating. Eventually,

to Benjamin

"All good here, don't

few seconds, Tarquin typed, "Is Elysia taking care

rest, no special care. She's been in the lab all day