Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 590

Everyone felt like crying, but Keaton, trying to muster some courage, said:

"Look, we're starving here. Please, have a heart and let us go. It's the holiday season. If we all starve to death, next time you get hurt, there'll be no one around to keep you company."

Tarquin barely lifted an eyelid and dropped a bomb, "Want a meal or your legs?"

"Excuse me?"

"If you want to eat, you'll have to break a leg! Literally. Break your own leg, then you can go."

Everyone: "

"

Seizing the moment Tarquin headed for the bathroom, the group lamented in despair,

"Who on earth managed to anger the Grim Reaper himself during the holidays?"

"If we find out who it is, they're as good as dead! It's their fault we're all suffering!"

"Talk about being clueless. Out of everyone to provoke, they had to pick Tarquin. Don't they know he's the last person in Jindale City you'd want to mess with?"

"Keaton, do you know who it is?"

Keaton, nearly fainting from hunger, lazily replied, "Even if I told you, you wouldn't dare mess with them."

is there someone else in Jindale City we should be

if you try anything on her, Tarquin will make sure you regret

was shocked but curious,

could answer, someone's stomach

go grab a bite! I'll light

to God won't help,

"Who's Elysia?"

that name. If you ever run into her, don't

kneel and cling to her coattails. Whoever manages to get on her good side is set

"??? Really? That's hard

remained enigmatic, offering only a

mind, it was clear as day. Clinging to her coattails was

that was

to visit

rounds in the elite circles, despite her humble

shots were

Meanwhile, in the bathroom.

against the sink, phone in hand, hesitating. Eventually, he didn't contact Elysia

sent a message to Benjamin instead, "How's Elijah

replied promptly, "All

few seconds, Tarquin typed, "Is Elysia taking care of

in the lab