Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 590

Everyone felt like crying, but Keaton, trying to muster some courage, said:

"Look, we're starving here. Please, have a heart and let us go. It's the holiday season. If we all starve to death, next time you get hurt, there'll be no one around to keep you company."

Tarquin barely lifted an eyelid and dropped a bomb, "Want a meal or your legs?"

"Excuse me?"

"If you want to eat, you'll have to break a leg! Literally. Break your own leg, then you can go."

Everyone: "

"

Seizing the moment Tarquin headed for the bathroom, the group lamented in despair,

"Who on earth managed to anger the Grim Reaper himself during the holidays?"

"If we find out who it is, they're as good as dead! It's their fault we're all suffering!"

"Talk about being clueless. Out of everyone to provoke, they had to pick Tarquin. Don't they know he's the last person in Jindale City you'd want to mess with?"

"Keaton, do you know who it is?"

Keaton, nearly fainting from hunger, lazily replied, "Even if I told you, you wouldn't dare mess with them."

Besides Tarquin, is there someone else in

anything on her, Tarquin

curious, gossiping,

Keaton could answer,

let Tarquin let us go grab a

won't help, you need to

"Who's Elysia?"

said, "She's the one person even Tarquin wouldn't dare cross! Remember that name. If

cling to her coattails. Whoever manages to get on her good side

Really? That's hard

remained enigmatic, offering only a

in his mind, it was clear as day. Clinging to her coattails was

that was

had already decided to visit Elysia with

know, her name was making rounds in the

were waiting to

Meanwhile, in the bathroom.

the sink, phone in hand, hesitating. Eventually, he didn't contact

sent a message to

replied promptly, "All good

typed, "Is Elysia taking

in the lab all day working on the antidote,