Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 590

Everyone felt like crying, but Keaton, trying to muster some courage, said:

"Look, we're starving here. Please, have a heart and let us go. It's the holiday season. If we all starve to death, next time you get hurt, there'll be no one around to keep you company."

Tarquin barely lifted an eyelid and dropped a bomb, "Want a meal or your legs?"

"Excuse me?"

"If you want to eat, you'll have to break a leg! Literally. Break your own leg, then you can go."

Everyone: "

"

Seizing the moment Tarquin headed for the bathroom, the group lamented in despair,

"Who on earth managed to anger the Grim Reaper himself during the holidays?"

"If we find out who it is, they're as good as dead! It's their fault we're all suffering!"

"Talk about being clueless. Out of everyone to provoke, they had to pick Tarquin. Don't they know he's the last person in Jindale City you'd want to mess with?"

"Keaton, do you know who it is?"

Keaton, nearly fainting from hunger, lazily replied, "Even if I told you, you wouldn't dare mess with them."

someone else in Jindale City we should be afraid

a big shot, but if you try anything on her, Tarquin will

shocked but curious, gossiping,

could answer, someone's stomach growled

God, please let Tarquin let us go grab a bite! I'll light a candle, I'll

"Praying to God won't help, you need to pray to

"Who's Elysia?"

said, "She's the one person even Tarquin wouldn't dare cross! Remember that name. If you ever run

Whoever manages to get on her good side is set

That's

remained enigmatic, offering only a

as day. Clinging to

was

had already decided to visit Elysia with a gift

know, her name was making rounds in

of big shots were waiting to

Meanwhile, in the bathroom.

phone in hand,

to Benjamin instead, "How's Elijah

promptly, "All

a few seconds, Tarquin typed, "Is Elysia taking care of

just needs rest, no special care. She's been in the lab all