Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 596

"You're doing this on purpose!"

"I'm not."

"You are!"

"I swear I'm not."

"You so are!"

"I..."

Elysia's eyes brimmed with tears, her frustration making her stomp her foot. "You don't even see your mistake, and you're apologizing? If you're not doing it on purpose, then I'm the one who's wrong for being mad, right?!"

"That's not what I meant..."

"Then what do you mean?" She demanded, her eyes red, looking like she might burst into tears any second.

Tarquin felt his nerves fraying, forcing himself to go along with her. "Alright, alright, I admit it, I did it on purpose. Just calm down, please don't be mad."

knew you did it on purpose, and you still had the nerve to deny it! You jerk! I don't want to talk to you anymore, I don't even want to see you, just go!

this, Tarquin quickly added, "I only admitted it so you wouldn't be

excuses again! You just can't admit

breathing all over the place. He had never felt so

Tarquin yanked

lifting her chin defiantly. "What

teeth, Tarquin said, "Just remember what I'm saying, and remember it well. If I ever make you mad again, I'll be

Elysia was puzzled.

that, Tarquin undid his tie and unbuttoned the top two buttons of his shirt. He finally understood why Keaton always said, you can't reason with a woman when she's angry, nor

explanation is just an excuse, and excuses

how

say you didn't do it on purpose, she

you did it, and she gets even madder,

you of making excuses, saying you can't admit you're wrong!

Let

on him, yet he spent all day

to upset her further, unable to reason with her or make her understand, in the end, he