Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 596

"You're doing this on purpose!"

"I'm not."

"You are!"

"I swear I'm not."

"You so are!"

"I..."

Elysia's eyes brimmed with tears, her frustration making her stomp her foot. "You don't even see your mistake, and you're apologizing? If you're not doing it on purpose, then I'm the one who's wrong for being mad, right?!"

"That's not what I meant..."

"Then what do you mean?" She demanded, her eyes red, looking like she might burst into tears any second.

Tarquin felt his nerves fraying, forcing himself to go along with her. "Alright, alright, I admit it, I did it on purpose. Just calm down, please don't be mad."

knew you did it on purpose, and you still had the nerve to deny it! You jerk! I don't want to

this, Tarquin quickly added, "I only admitted it so you wouldn't be mad, but honestly, I didn't do

You just can't admit you're

frustrated, his breathing all over the place. He had never felt so suffocated and speechless. Nothing he said

yanked at his

paused, lifting her chin defiantly. "What are

teeth, Tarquin said, "Just remember what I'm saying, and remember it well. If I ever make you mad again, I'll be a dog! I'll kick

Elysia was puzzled.

undid his tie and unbuttoned the top two buttons of his shirt. He finally understood why Keaton always said, you can't reason with a woman when she's

an excuse, and excuses are

how do you

didn't do it on purpose, she gets

appease her, you admit you did it, and she gets even

explain you only admitted it to appease her, and she accuses you of making excuses, saying you can't admit you're wrong! What

her? Let her

break his heart! Today had already taken a toll on him,

upset her further, unable to reason with her or make her understand, in