Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 681

Ben's assistant stood there, gobsmacked and bewildered, a mix of shock and flattery washing over him. "What?!"

After all, they knew who Tarquin was. They'd seen him around more than a few times, but having him initiate a conversation? And with a smile? That was a first!

Tarquin didn't just baffle Ben's assistant; he had everyone he encountered scratching their heads in disbelief!

He struck up conversations with the elevator operators!

He chatted up families waiting in the hospital lobby!

He even made small talk with the elderly folks chilling in their wheelchairs at the entrance!

And, believe it or not, he didn't spare the janitors, exclaiming, "My son's mama is Elysia!"

"Elysia, oh, Elysia! The most perfect Elysia in the world!"

"I can't believe it's her. How did I get so lucky? Tell me, did I save the galaxy in a past life or what?!"

"Elysia! Haha! It's Elysia! I... hahaha... I'm so lucky! So happy!"

Soon, word spread through the hospital like wildfire: a tall, handsome man was going around, seemingly lost his marbles, mentioning 'Elysia' and bursting into goofy grins whenever he did.

Some of the older folks felt pity, saying, "Such a handsome, young man. Why has he lost his senses? What could've shocked him so?" There were even suggestions to the hospital staff to perhaps have Tarquin checked into the psychiatric ward for a thorough evaluation!

was floored when he heard

his assistant's hand so hard his knuckles turned white,

"What did you say?!"

Bradford has been acting really odd today, telling everyone about Elysia being his kid's mom. He's not just greeting

Ben's jaw dropped. "Elysia?!!!"

had just

indeed Elijah's biological

my Lord!

waiting for an answer, Ben bolted from the

a tumble but regained his composure and continued

where are you headed?

seemingly deaf to the question, turned and said, "Elysia is Elijah's mother! The heavens have finally opened their eyes! After all these years of tormenting Tarquin, it's finally raining sugar! I'm... I'm so damn happy

choked up,

has gone

now Dr. Ben's off his

he was losing his

who in

his brief moment of jubilation, began to blame himself, "How could I have screwed up last time? I've practically doomed my friend! Thank goodness Elysia didn't slip through his fingers, or I'd never

responsible for Mr. Bradford for life?

furiously pounding on

No words needed: Ecstatic!

So very