Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 699

Elysia was sailing in uncharted waters with her first relationship, and every emotion Tarquin felt, she experienced too. But, unlike Tarquin with his newfound confidence, Elysia was shy, her cheeks easily flushing a bright red at the slightest provocation.

"Look, I've said my piece. How you deal with them is up to you!"

"Don't worry, I got this. They're all younger than me combined. If I can't handle them, I might as well be a ghost!"

Elysia immediately covered his mouth with her hand, "Shush, don't even joke about that!"

Tarquin just chuckled in response.

"I really hate that word. Don't you dare say it in front of me again," Elysia scolded, her tone more serious now.

cheekily licked her palm, causing her to retract her hand quickly, her

"You...you've got some nerve!"

a girlfriend. Pride? I can

changed? Since when did you

I'll never mention...you know, the 'D'

a whiny tone, "Just the thought of you saying we're through hurts more than anything. I can't

childlike side of Tarquin took Elysia by surprise.

one would a child, "Alright, alright, I won't say it. Now, come on, let's hit

looked up, smiling like a kid who'd just been given candy, but in the next moment, he shifted gears, capturing her lips in a kiss that was both gentler and more intoxicating than before. His

in their passionate embrace, they completely forgot they were still in the car until a knock on the window snapped them back to reality. Elysia, mortified, pushed Tarquin away and saw a police officer standing outside. Tarquin, trying

commanding presence, replied in a surprisingly gentle tone, "You can't park here. You'll get a