Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 790

All past grievances were behind them, and for Tarquin, making his mom happy was all that mattered now!

His mom had gone through too much hardship, deserving nothing but the best the world had to offer. It was time for her to finally bask in happiness. Emmett, always the most emotional of the bunch, sobbed softly, his tears streaming down his face.

Evan quickly wiped away his tears, asking, "Emmett, why the waterworks, buddy?"

Choking back sobs, Emmett said in his babyish voice, "I don't know... I just... when I see daddy smiling, it makes me wanna cry."

Evan sniffed, then joked, "Should I go make him cry so you can laugh, how about that?"

"No, no, don't hurt daddy."

Evan pouted, looking down at Tarquin on the big screen. Despite being visibly moved himself, he still played the tough guy, complaining,

"Embarrassing, looks like a total dork. Don't say I know him."

Keaton and the guys huddled in a corner, taking a smoke break.

They had been teasing Tarquin earlier when he was getting all mushy, but now, seeing him lose his cool, they suddenly fell silent.

"Last time I saw Tarquin this happy was when

'dad,' Tarquin was ecstatic, celebrating like

around 3 a.m., he rang each of

all to his place, just to hear Elijah

Elijah's mother back, doomed to bachelorhood forever. Who'd have thought, out of the blue, Tarquin's got

up,

the universe finally cut

against

group fell into a silent solidarity, puffing away at

had faced. Seeing him so content

felt like, it was only right for him to finally get a taste of

did you know, you're my wife!" Tarquin was still in a frenzy, grinning at

his shirt, whispering, "Everyone's

right, keeping

but the next second, he scooped her up, spinning

of everyone, he shouted,

it, or I'll be really mad! I mean it... You believe