Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

If Gerald wasn't around, it was always the old lady who had to worry about

everything.

The old lady was out of options, so then it fell to Quincy Howard.

Bernard and Walter were wild cards-one loved to solve problems with his fists,

the other preferred to charge in with whatever weapon he could find.

Usually, if something was going down in the mountains, these two weren't the first people you'd call.

They just waited for orders and did what they were told.

Their position among the big shots? Well, it was about as humble as Evan's was whenever he stood in front of Elliot and Elijah.

Tarquin nodded.

"I got it. I asked Grandma for some shrooms-uh, hallucinogens. I was thinking..."

He started laying out his plan, but before he'd even finished, Bernard and Evan were already getting hyped.

"Sounds good! Solid plan! We're in! Let's do it!" they both chimed in, way too excited.

Tarquin: "..."

even look at him-just grinned

a blast," Bernard crowed. "Wait till I ride the black bear through their camp-scare the pants

Evan shot back. "I've got an

Tarquin. "You got any

"Uh... just the shrooms."

"Not enough, not even close. Evan, c'mon, time

Evan nodded so hard his baseball cap nearly

odd pair started to leave, Tarquin hurried

"From home, obviously. And as for what-just you wait

he could get another word

on ahead and find those folks. Evan and I will grab the

then, poof-they were

Tarquin: “...

no idea what

from home, and honestly, he wasn't sure he wanted to. He didn't want them to go,

and started following the GPS towards the

he needed to wait for Bernard and Evan anyway. He wanted to warn them about the

paths with Mr. Scarface without a heads-up, fists would fly and trouble

thing, but if Bernard and Scarface went at it, both of them might end ity up wrecked. Both were incredibly tough and a fight

to warn

blocked whatever moonlight there was, making the woods

insects chirped and strange rustlings echoed

wild beasts howled-a chilling, bone-deep sound that rose and fell through the