Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 1348

Winona grinned, "Just came to check in on you."

Keaton scowled, clearly annoyed. "You could've at least given me a heads-up."

She laughed, "Oh, please. What, so you could get all dolled up for me?"

Keaton pursed his lips. He was used to looking cool, but right now, he looked like he'd just lost a wrestling match with a raccoon. The last person he wanted to see him like this was, well, anyone-especially a pretty girl.

Winona tilted her head, her bright eyes narrowing as she looked him over.

Keaton squirmed under her gaze, frowning. "What are you staring at?"

She gave her verdict, "Your hair looks like a bird's nest, your shirt's a mess, and man, is that dirt on your face? Mr. Huber, you look absolutely tragic."

She wasn't wrong. Next to her, all stylish and put-together, he looked like he'd just crawled out of a dumpster behind a dive bar.

Keaton glared, lips pressed tight in frustration.

She always knew exactly what to say to push his buttons.

He opened his mouth, searching for a comeback, and finally grumbled, "Getting smacked around by your old man isn't anything to be ashamed of. Who hasn't been spanked as a kid?"

Winona raised an eyebrow. "Maybe as a kid, sure. But you're thirty and still getting your butt kicked!"

Keaton rolled his eyes. "Yeah, well, I'm thirty and proud of it."

picture, really

Keaton's face

dare, Winona. If you snap a photo, I swear-don't think I won't cut

"Click, click, click."

completely, snapping away with

mad he couldn't

up,

me get a few more for a

I post this, you're totally going viral. Hashtag Hot Mess

post that, I swear, I'm done with you.

drink with me. I just cut things off with that

softened, and his tone did too. "You really kicked

"Yup."

"You feeling better?"

She nodded.

from her tote bag and waggled them at him. "So, you

you have to delete those pictures first. And why'd you come

to? Elysia's got the

else would just

"I act all high

got wrecked by a douchebag that I,

always know

fun of

picked the right guy.