Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 1350

No one could really tell if Keaton was trying to prove a point or just get a rise out of his dad and Beatrix.

Right there in front of everyone, Keaton grabbed his phone and updated his profile bio.

He added a new line to the end:

"Proudly anti-marriage. If I ever get hitched, may I eat my own words."

He showed it off to Winona, grinning like he'd just won the Super Bowl.

Winona, a little tipsy and squinting to read, finally burst out laughing and gave him a big thumbs up. "You're nuts, dude. Love it!"

Keaton nudged her, "You gonna change yours too?"

Winona shook her head, still hanging on to some sense. "Can't, I'm a celebrity, remember? Gotta look out for my image. But no way am I getting married, ever! I've made up my mind."

Keaton snorted, "So, whichever of us gets married first is officially the world's biggest loser?"

"Deal!"

holed up in the family chapel, munching on pizza

room, Janelle was an

hadn't eaten all day, and now the sun was down and Richard still wouldn't let him

She was so upset she'd threatened Richard with

friends-Mr. and Mrs. Windham, Mr. and Mrs. Murphy-had heard the commotion and

Mrs. Murphy, tried

on the other hand, seemed to be

"Listen," Mrs.

Windham said, "kids grow up and make their

it comes to marriage. You can't rush these things My son Gale wouldn't even propose for five years,

Booker is easy-going, but if I so much as mention grandkids, he flips out. Every

But the dads...

Gale to get married, he gets married. End of

I just told

Murphy laughed, "If Keaton's hopeless, just

days. You never know-second time might be the

He and Janelle were both pushing

really getting married?" Richard asked, forcing

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