Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

No one could really tell if Keaton was trying to prove a point or just get a rise out of his dad and Beatrix.

Right there in front of everyone, Keaton grabbed his phone and updated his profile bio.

He added a new line to the end:

"Proudly anti-marriage. If I ever get hitched, may I eat my own words."

He showed it off to Winona, grinning like he'd just won the Super Bowl.

Winona, a little tipsy and squinting to read, finally burst out laughing and gave him a big thumbs up. "You're nuts, dude. Love it!"

Keaton nudged her, "You gonna change yours too?"

Winona shook her head, still hanging on to some sense. "Can't, I'm a celebrity, remember? Gotta look out for my image. But no way am I getting married, ever! I've made up my mind."

Keaton snorted, "So, whichever of us gets married first is officially the world's biggest loser?"

"Deal!"

they were, the two of them holed up in the family chapel, munching on pizza and chips, gossiping and laughing like it was just

the living room, Janelle

sun was down and Richard still wouldn't let him out of the chapel. He'd said Keaton could stay in there until he'd "reflected enough" on his

for her boy. She was so upset she'd threatened

and Mrs. Windham, Mr. and Mrs. Murphy-had heard the commotion

Mrs. Murphy, tried to

to be enjoying themselves a little too

"Listen," Mrs.

Windham said, "kids grow up and

these things My son

if I

But the dads...

Gale to get married, he gets

just

hopeless, just move on. Have

these days. You never know-second time might be the

face went dark. He and Janelle were both pushing sixty, and already had grand-nephews.

married?" Richard