Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 1350

No one could really tell if Keaton was trying to prove a point or just get a rise out of his dad and Beatrix.

Right there in front of everyone, Keaton grabbed his phone and updated his profile bio.

He added a new line to the end:

"Proudly anti-marriage. If I ever get hitched, may I eat my own words."

He showed it off to Winona, grinning like he'd just won the Super Bowl.

Winona, a little tipsy and squinting to read, finally burst out laughing and gave him a big thumbs up. "You're nuts, dude. Love it!"

Keaton nudged her, "You gonna change yours too?"

Winona shook her head, still hanging on to some sense. "Can't, I'm a celebrity, remember? Gotta look out for my image. But no way am I getting married, ever! I've made up my mind."

Keaton snorted, "So, whichever of us gets married first is officially the world's biggest loser?"

"Deal!"

munching on pizza and chips, gossiping and laughing like it was just

room, Janelle was an

and now the sun was down and Richard still wouldn't let him out of the

She was so upset she'd threatened Richard

friends-Mr. and Mrs. Windham, Mr. and Mrs. Murphy-had heard the commotion and came

Mrs. Windham and Mrs. Murphy, tried to

to be

"Listen," Mrs.

said, "kids grow up

it comes to marriage. You can't rush these things My son Gale wouldn't even propose for five years, and

chimed in, "At least your son's stubborn. My Booker is easy-going, but if I so

But the dads...

to get married, he gets married.

year, too. I just told him, and he

Murphy laughed, "If Keaton's hopeless, just move on.

start over these days. You never know-second time

pushing sixty, and already had grand-nephews. Starting

married?" Richard asked, forcing

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