Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 1358

Keaton was completely stunned.

"Dad, seriously? Grandpa, Great-grandpa, and all the ancestors are looking down on us right now-are you for real?!"

Richard's voice was ice-cold. "Do it. Now."

Keaton shouted at the top of his lungs, "You better think this through! I'm the last Huber! If you throw me out, it's game over for the Huber family tree!"

"You'll be the one the old Hubers curse for eternity! You can bet they're rolling over in their graves right now!"

"And you, Mom! You're just as guilty! Grandma and Great-grandma aren't gonna let this slide!"

Richard and Janelle's faces were ashen, but they yelled even louder, "Out! Get him out of here—far as you can! And don't let him step foot in this house again unless I say so!"

The house guards, terrified, rushed to drag Keaton out-and made sure to toss him as far away from the grand front porch as they could.

By 9 p.m., Keaton was slumped over a park bench in front of a pile of luggage, looking utterly pathetic.

Even the stray cats nearby were meowing at him like he was one of their own.

He never imagined there'd be a day his own parents would boot him out.

didn't want to get married! Was that really such a crime? Seriously, talk about

was no way his family was coming to his rescue. So Keaton pulled out his phone and called Tarquin Bradford for help. No

tried Gale next. Gale picked up, but immediately started

My parents are chasing me down half the block,

ratted me out for cheating-that's real brotherly of you,

to you and your whole damn family! Crap, they're catching up to me—gotta go—beep beep

hung up

eyes

end came

bring that girl home and play

dead! Let

you killed your parents

voice came

You

want to be some kind of anti-marriage hero?

love with some girl and she doesn't even

over heels and she never gives you the time of day! I

started, "Booker, come on,

Lose my number, we're done!

Booker hung up, too.