Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 1363

"I saw it online—it's trending everywhere!"

Tarquin let out a delighted laugh. "Priscilla really is Zane's mom, through and through!"

Seriously, what man would ever want something this humiliating broadcast to the world?

Most people would do anything to keep it under wraps, but no-Priscilla had to go shouting it from the rooftops!

No doubt, once Zane wakes up, he's going to lose his mind.

Elysia picked up her phone from the nightstand and held it out for him to see.

"Look-Winona and Zane are trending at number one, and Keaton's right behind them at number two!"

After Zane was rushed to the hospital today, Priscilla heard what had happened to her son's, well, "manhood," and she just collapsed in the hallway, wailing like she'd lost the lottery and the family dog in one day.

She went on a public crusade, calling out Winona and claiming Winona had "cut off" Zane's... you know. She thought she'd rally the whole country to her side, get everyone to condemn Winona as some sort of monster.

Except, when her hysterical meltdown hit the internet, people didn't exactly jump on the bandwagon.

Nobody felt sorry for Zane-they were too busy cheering on Ms. Newsom.

Comments flooded Winona's social accounts:

a legend! Let me

anyone, but I

kneeling! All

ancestor! I'm here to pay

eight million new followers in just a few hours—and they were all real people, not

became fans,

internet was in

banner for Winona, cursing Zane

a homewrecker-and everybody hates a

the social

and instead of

to ruin her

steal

their right mind would

immediately became Winona's

had, dropped cash,

just post about it on her own account; she even hijacked Richard's

even that wasn't enough, she rallied

and the rest

Richard a lesson-like, if he ever stepped out of line, she'd snip" him too. Poor Richard-everyone was

worried sick about their

also a little scary. If she