Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 1363

"I saw it online—it's trending everywhere!"

Tarquin let out a delighted laugh. "Priscilla really is Zane's mom, through and through!"

Seriously, what man would ever want something this humiliating broadcast to the world?

Most people would do anything to keep it under wraps, but no-Priscilla had to go shouting it from the rooftops!

No doubt, once Zane wakes up, he's going to lose his mind.

Elysia picked up her phone from the nightstand and held it out for him to see.

"Look-Winona and Zane are trending at number one, and Keaton's right behind them at number two!"

After Zane was rushed to the hospital today, Priscilla heard what had happened to her son's, well, "manhood," and she just collapsed in the hallway, wailing like she'd lost the lottery and the family dog in one day.

She went on a public crusade, calling out Winona and claiming Winona had "cut off" Zane's... you know. She thought she'd rally the whole country to her side, get everyone to condemn Winona as some sort of monster.

Except, when her hysterical meltdown hit the internet, people didn't exactly jump on the bandwagon.

Nobody felt sorry for Zane-they were too busy cheering on Ms. Newsom.

Comments flooded Winona's social accounts:

a legend! Let me kneel

bow to anyone, but I bow to Ms.

Absolutely kneeling! All hail

Newsom-this is an ancestor! I'm here to pay my

gained over eight million new followers in just a few hours—and they

fans, skeptics

entire internet was in

Winona, cursing

a homewrecker-and everybody hates a cheater

the social ladder on

instead

to

and steal their

their right mind

became Winona's

dropped cash, leveraged her connections-all to

post about it on her own account; she even hijacked Richard's phone to post from

enough, she rallied the Huber

Mrs. Windham, Mrs. Murphy, and the rest of her high-society friends to join

if he ever stepped out of line, she'd snip" him too.

worried sick about their

sure, but also a little scary. If she could