Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 1363

"I saw it online—it's trending everywhere!"

Tarquin let out a delighted laugh. "Priscilla really is Zane's mom, through and through!"

Seriously, what man would ever want something this humiliating broadcast to the world?

Most people would do anything to keep it under wraps, but no-Priscilla had to go shouting it from the rooftops!

No doubt, once Zane wakes up, he's going to lose his mind.

Elysia picked up her phone from the nightstand and held it out for him to see.

"Look-Winona and Zane are trending at number one, and Keaton's right behind them at number two!"

After Zane was rushed to the hospital today, Priscilla heard what had happened to her son's, well, "manhood," and she just collapsed in the hallway, wailing like she'd lost the lottery and the family dog in one day.

She went on a public crusade, calling out Winona and claiming Winona had "cut off" Zane's... you know. She thought she'd rally the whole country to her side, get everyone to condemn Winona as some sort of monster.

Except, when her hysterical meltdown hit the internet, people didn't exactly jump on the bandwagon.

Nobody felt sorry for Zane-they were too busy cheering on Ms. Newsom.

Comments flooded Winona's social accounts:

a legend! Let me

don't bow to anyone, but

kneeling! All hail the

is an ancestor! I'm

gained over eight million new followers in just a few hours—and they were all

became fans,

internet was in an

for Winona, cursing

hates a homewrecker-and everybody hates a

the social ladder on

and instead

he tried to

and steal

right mind would defend a

immediately became Winona's number

she had, dropped

on her own account; she even hijacked Richard's phone to post

she

Mrs. Murphy, and the

stepped out of line, she'd snip"

Richard himself-he was worried sick

was amazing, sure, but also a little scary. If she could do