Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 1363

"I saw it online—it's trending everywhere!"

Tarquin let out a delighted laugh. "Priscilla really is Zane's mom, through and through!"

Seriously, what man would ever want something this humiliating broadcast to the world?

Most people would do anything to keep it under wraps, but no-Priscilla had to go shouting it from the rooftops!

No doubt, once Zane wakes up, he's going to lose his mind.

Elysia picked up her phone from the nightstand and held it out for him to see.

"Look-Winona and Zane are trending at number one, and Keaton's right behind them at number two!"

After Zane was rushed to the hospital today, Priscilla heard what had happened to her son's, well, "manhood," and she just collapsed in the hallway, wailing like she'd lost the lottery and the family dog in one day.

She went on a public crusade, calling out Winona and claiming Winona had "cut off" Zane's... you know. She thought she'd rally the whole country to her side, get everyone to condemn Winona as some sort of monster.

Except, when her hysterical meltdown hit the internet, people didn't exactly jump on the bandwagon.

Nobody felt sorry for Zane-they were too busy cheering on Ms. Newsom.

Comments flooded Winona's social accounts:

Newsom, you're a legend! Let me kneel

anyone, but I

kneeling! All hail

Newsom-this is an ancestor! I'm

over eight million new followers in just a few hours—and they were all real

fans, skeptics

entire internet was in

banner for Winona, cursing Zane

everybody hates

climbed the social ladder on

instead

tried to

and steal their

in their right mind would defend

Winona's

string she had, dropped cash, leveraged her connections-all to support

account; she even hijacked Richard's phone

even that wasn't enough, she

Murphy, and the rest of her high-society friends to

Richard a lesson-like, if he ever stepped out of line, she'd snip" him

worried sick

was amazing, sure, but also a little scary. If she could do