Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 1365

"Evan already called us. Time to get up!"

Tarquin didn't even bother opening his eyes, just mumbled lazily, "Let me snooze a bit longer."

Elysia pinched his cheek hard.

"Snooze, my foot! The kids are all up and here we are, still lazing around. Aren't you even a little embarrassed?"

Tarquin just flashed his annoyingly charming smile, eyes still closed. "Not embarrassed at all. Where's the rule that says parents have to get up before the kids?"

"Shameless! Get up! If you don't, I'm really gonna lose it!"

Tarquin finally peeked an eye open, lashes fluttering, looking like he'd just stepped out of a comic book. "Morning kiss?"

Elysia leaned in and gave his chin a playful bite. "Morn-ing!"

Tarquin chuckled, grabbed her chin, and planted a firm kiss on her lips, eyes full of affection. "Good morning."

Elysia rolled her eyes, threw off the covers, and headed for the bathroom.

Last night, Tarquin had taken his time but had been gentle. And since he only wanted her once, she didn't feel uncomfortable this morning.

brushing her teeth, Tarquin followed right

She brushed. He brushed.

stood so close behind her that his chest pressed into

the mirror, completely exasperated. She rinsed her mouth and then glared at

rinse his mouth, then immediately plopped his chin back on her head, grinning at their

could've been an Olympic sport. "Are you five years

budge. "Let me see if

at the mirror.

shoulders. "Let

led to another, and soon he was

until Elysia, flustered and red-faced, stomped on his

trying to kill your husband?" Tarquin

you have to be like this? Get out, I don't want to brush my teeth with

kids and

a murderous glare. "You are so annoying

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it downstairs,

they appeared, Baby dashed to