Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 1365

"Evan already called us. Time to get up!"

Tarquin didn't even bother opening his eyes, just mumbled lazily, "Let me snooze a bit longer."

Elysia pinched his cheek hard.

"Snooze, my foot! The kids are all up and here we are, still lazing around. Aren't you even a little embarrassed?"

Tarquin just flashed his annoyingly charming smile, eyes still closed. "Not embarrassed at all. Where's the rule that says parents have to get up before the kids?"

"Shameless! Get up! If you don't, I'm really gonna lose it!"

Tarquin finally peeked an eye open, lashes fluttering, looking like he'd just stepped out of a comic book. "Morning kiss?"

Elysia leaned in and gave his chin a playful bite. "Morn-ing!"

Tarquin chuckled, grabbed her chin, and planted a firm kiss on her lips, eyes full of affection. "Good morning."

Elysia rolled her eyes, threw off the covers, and headed for the bathroom.

Last night, Tarquin had taken his time but had been gentle. And since he only wanted her once, she didn't feel uncomfortable this morning.

her teeth,

She brushed. He brushed.

stood so close behind her that his chest pressed into her back, resting his chin right

exasperated. She rinsed her mouth and then glared at him in the mirror. “Are you planning to drip toothpaste foam all over

his mouth, then immediately plopped his chin back on

so hard it could've been an Olympic

wouldn't budge. "Let me

teeth at the mirror.

spun her around by the shoulders. "Let me get a

look led to another, and soon

Elysia, flustered and red-faced, stomped on his

Are you trying to kill your husband?"

do you have to be like

just stood there, laughing "C'mon, the kids and your folks are downstairs waiting. If we hurry

him a murderous glare. "You are so annoying

...

time they finally made it downstairs, half an

they appeared, Baby dashed to the