Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 1402

As soon as Tarquin left, Evan sneaked out through the window.

Outside, Scarface the big guy with a face full of scars-was already waiting for him. The two of them headed off together toward the gym.

Evan looked troubled, like his mind was spinning with questions.

Scarface was just about to ask what was wrong, ready to offer some advice, when

Evan blurted out, "Hey, why is Dad always kissing Mom?"

Scarface: “....." How was he supposed to answer that?

He'd never been in love himself and couldn't really wrap his head around why couples were so attached to each other.

After thinking for a bit, he finally said, "I guess it's 'cause he loves her."

Evan frowned. "So when I grow up, am I gonna be like Dad? Always sticking to my wife and wanting kisses?"

Scarface: "...Not necessarily."

"Why not? You just said Dad kisses Mom 'cause he loves her. I'll definitely love my wife, so I'll want kisses every day too!"

"Well, you might

eyes went wide. "No way! I'm so good-looking. If you and Bernard can't find wives, that's just 'cause you're ugly. I'm

Wow, nothing cuts deeper than a kid you care

rascal even worth

gonna find the prettiest, kindest woman in the world,

thinking

they keep their lovey-dovey stuff away from the

"We have no idea

changed the subject. "So, how are we getting in? The gym charges

He

nodded, then added, "Just don't do anything reckless when we get there. Keep a low

say Bernard is too timid, and now you're telling me to be

I only had to

people he

couldn't be exposed yet. And Evan well, Evan was the great hope of the

were just here to watch the action-no grandstanding. They had to keep off

grinned, full of confidence, "You're worried about me

First one to the gym

even finished his sentence, Evan shot off like a