Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 1443

When Keaton arrived at the hospital and checked his phone, he finally saw the news blowing up online.

Honestly, he had nothing to say about his own mom's antics-he just ignored it.

After learning that Winona was out of surgery and resting in her room with an IV, Keaton headed over to find her.

He'd barely stepped out of the elevator when he spotted Janelle in the hallway.

Janelle had just left Winona's room. The moment she saw her darling son, she frowned and shot daggers at him with her eyes.

Toting her designer handbag, she marched over.

Keaton could tell she was in full "mom fury" mode, but there was nowhere to hide. He braced himself: "Hey, Mom-”

Janelle didn't even respond. She grabbed his ear and dragged him around the corner, into the stairwell.

"Ow, Mom! Take it easy, I'm your actual son!" Keaton yelped.

Once they were behind the door, Janelle launched into a tirade.

"Don't call me 'Mom'! What did I do in my past life to deserve a son like you?"

stitches. Three! Do you have any idea how much

their

your

the angrier she got-she even started smacking him. Keaton tried to shield himself, apologizing as blows rained down. "Okay, I know it's my fault! That's why I'm here to apologize to Winona. Please, can you stop hitting

breath. "I don't care how you do

can you calm down a bit? Winona's not your daughter-in-law, remember? I've told you a million times, there's nothing romantic between us.

absolutely right! I don't

blinked. "You finally figured it

way out of your league! If she dated you, it'd be like a rose

stared, speechless. Nothing stings quite like

the family chapel the other day, I was so happy! I really thought there was something between you. Factually

before. Compared to you,

could you not build her up by

ignored him, plowing

got

match! She's just too

was obvious enough that even a blind man could see it. She might

like she'd lost her mind. "Mom, did Winona brainwash you or

her eyes at

should thank you!

for you, I

first time in my life and such a