Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 1443

When Keaton arrived at the hospital and checked his phone, he finally saw the news blowing up online.

Honestly, he had nothing to say about his own mom's antics-he just ignored it.

After learning that Winona was out of surgery and resting in her room with an IV, Keaton headed over to find her.

He'd barely stepped out of the elevator when he spotted Janelle in the hallway.

Janelle had just left Winona's room. The moment she saw her darling son, she frowned and shot daggers at him with her eyes.

Toting her designer handbag, she marched over.

Keaton could tell she was in full "mom fury" mode, but there was nowhere to hide. He braced himself: "Hey, Mom-”

Janelle didn't even respond. She grabbed his ear and dragged him around the corner, into the stairwell.

"Ow, Mom! Take it easy, I'm your actual son!" Keaton yelped.

Once they were behind the door, Janelle launched into a tirade.

"Don't call me 'Mom'! What did I do in my past life to deserve a son like you?"

needed three stitches. Three!

their looks? She had to cut away some hair for the stitches! All

all your fault!

started smacking him. Keaton tried to shield himself, apologizing as blows rained down. "Okay, I know it's my fault! That's why I'm here to apologize to Winona. Please, can you stop

care how you

with her, "Mom, can you calm down a bit? Winona's not your daughter-in-law,

vigorously. "You're absolutely right! I don't want Winona as my

"You finally figured it

your league! If she dated you, it'd be like a rose growing out

stings quite

on, "When I caught you two together in the family chapel the other day, I was so happy! I really thought there was something between you. Factually wanted Winona

before. Compared to

sighed. "Mom, could you not build her

ignored him, plowing

the more I got

two are a terrible match! She's just too good for you. look at her,

on Janelle's face was obvious enough that even a blind man could

his mom like she'd lost her mind. "Mom, did Winona brainwash you

rolled her eyes at

should thank you!

you, I never

time in my life and such