Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 1443

When Keaton arrived at the hospital and checked his phone, he finally saw the news blowing up online.

Honestly, he had nothing to say about his own mom's antics-he just ignored it.

After learning that Winona was out of surgery and resting in her room with an IV, Keaton headed over to find her.

He'd barely stepped out of the elevator when he spotted Janelle in the hallway.

Janelle had just left Winona's room. The moment she saw her darling son, she frowned and shot daggers at him with her eyes.

Toting her designer handbag, she marched over.

Keaton could tell she was in full "mom fury" mode, but there was nowhere to hide. He braced himself: "Hey, Mom-”

Janelle didn't even respond. She grabbed his ear and dragged him around the corner, into the stairwell.

"Ow, Mom! Take it easy, I'm your actual son!" Keaton yelped.

Once they were behind the door, Janelle launched into a tirade.

"Don't call me 'Mom'! What did I do in my past life to deserve a son like you?"

what you've done! Winona needed three stitches. Three! Do you

sake! Do you know how much actresses care about their looks? She

all your

she got-she even started smacking him. Keaton tried to shield himself, apologizing as blows rained down. "Okay, I know it's my fault! That's why I'm here to apologize to Winona. Please, can you stop hitting me

finally stopped, catching her breath. "I don't care how you do it just make sure Winona forgives

her, "Mom, can you calm down a bit? Winona's not your daughter-in-law, remember? I've told you a million times, there's nothing romantic between us.

right! I don't

finally

you, it'd be like a rose growing out of a pile

speechless. Nothing stings quite like your

caught you two together in the family chapel the other day, I was so happy! I really thought there

before. Compared to

sighed. "Mom, could you not build her up

him,

I got to know

just too good

man could see it. She might as well

lost her mind. "Mom, did Winona brainwash you or

her

thank you! If

you, I never

superfan for the first time in my life and such