Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 1443

When Keaton arrived at the hospital and checked his phone, he finally saw the news blowing up online.

Honestly, he had nothing to say about his own mom's antics-he just ignored it.

After learning that Winona was out of surgery and resting in her room with an IV, Keaton headed over to find her.

He'd barely stepped out of the elevator when he spotted Janelle in the hallway.

Janelle had just left Winona's room. The moment she saw her darling son, she frowned and shot daggers at him with her eyes.

Toting her designer handbag, she marched over.

Keaton could tell she was in full "mom fury" mode, but there was nowhere to hide. He braced himself: "Hey, Mom-”

Janelle didn't even respond. She grabbed his ear and dragged him around the corner, into the stairwell.

"Ow, Mom! Take it easy, I'm your actual son!" Keaton yelped.

Once they were behind the door, Janelle launched into a tirade.

"Don't call me 'Mom'! What did I do in my past life to deserve a son like you?"

Three! Do you have any idea how much

their looks? She had to cut away some hair for

your fault!

got-she even started smacking him. Keaton tried to shield himself, apologizing as blows rained down. "Okay, I know it's my fault! That's why I'm here to apologize to Winona. Please, can you

her breath. "I don't care how you do it just make sure Winona

down a bit? Winona's not your daughter-in-law, remember? I've told you a million times, there's nothing romantic between us. We're just

absolutely right! I

blinked. "You finally figured

"Yep. She's way out of your league! If she dated you, it'd be

quite like your own mom

you two together in the family chapel the other day, I was so happy! I really thought there was something between

been married before. Compared to you, she's

"Mom, could you not build her up by tearing

him, plowing

more I got to know Winona,

realized you two are a terrible match! She's just too good for you. look at her, then

disappointment on Janelle's face was obvious enough that even a blind man could see it. She might as well have had "hopeless"

her mind. "Mom, did Winona

rolled her eyes

should thank you!

for you,

for the first time in my life and such a