How to Get My Husband on My Side

 

What the hell was in there, apart from those awful crocodile-like teeth? Maybe corpses?

 

“Augh…”

 

I got goosebumps all over my back. I moved back hurriedly, biting my tongue to avoid screaming. It made a strange sound, flapping its weird arm, which seemed to have claws on the wing-like parts.

 

“Po, po…”

 

“S-Stay away…”

“Po, po, po, po…”

 

….it should have felt threatening, but somehow it sounded funny.

 

Its flapping arms also didn’t look good on it.

 

“Over there…”

 

“Po, po.”

 

“Come on…”

 

“Po, po, po.”

 

Despite my desperate efforts, the mysterious creature waddled up to me, making a mysterious noise.

 

The view in its wide-open mouth was horrible, so I just closed my eyes, when my body got thrown up into the air again.

 

There was a strange cry from afar.

 

It sounded like someone was wailing sadly. Maybe it was just the sound of my heart.

Wasn’t it too futile for a girl to die like this?! I was trying not to get killed by my husband, but I don’t want to get killed by a Popo monster instead! The Popo monster picked me up with its short arms, and waddled around to look for a place when there was no one. I was dragged behind to a nearby rock. I wanted to scream, but I felt that as soon as I screamed, it was going to bite my head off in one bite.

In addition, a sudden ominous chill made me feel suffocated. The sound of hooves approaching.

 

I was trying to scream, but I felt uncomfortable somehow.

 

I had a gut feeling that I shouldn’t show any sign of being here, instinctively.

 

At a glance, the Popo monster was holding its breath, holding me tightly in its arms.

 

At last the one approaching us reached a point where it could be seen.

 

“Wuuu!”

 

If it wasn’t for the moonlight, I’d just think it was just a knight. Sitting on a pale blue horse, it certainly looked like a knight. Just in a decapitated state.

What looked like a severed head was stuck to its side.

Was this what Durahan was about?

(T/N: Durahan/Dullahan: a headless rider, on horse, who carries his own head held high in his hand. )

 

It was even more terrifying in reality than I had imagined. Durahan stopped his horse for a moment and stood still, but only when Popo and I were about to die from suffocating, did he slowly turn his head.

 

A cold sweat ran down my cheek.

 

“Whoo… “

 

“Po.”

 

gently and waddled. I was watching it from afar, and then I suddenly noticed

 

My ankle throbbed.

 

raised my hand and wiped off the sweat dripping down my chin, but when I looked at my

 

“Po, po.”

 

picked up a giant leaf, came back to me. Then, it stuck the leaf to my forehead.

 

“Hey…”

 

“Po.”

 

any chance, did

 

“Po.”

 

back and

 

“Can you understand me?”

 

“Po.”

 

“Do you understand people?”

 

shook its body

 

mean you understand

 

can you help me one more time? I-I have to go back home. But

 

how deep I was dragged into the forest. Moreover, seeing the moon rise, it seems that I

by a mountain animal, let alone a monster. Popo Monster seemed to stare at me for a moment, but

 

why do you look so down all of a sudden? What are you doing with all

 

“Wait…”

 

picked me up again. This time, it lifted me higher than before and put me up to its head. It seemed like I was meant to get on, so I gently grabbed its long

 

Puuuf!

 

swerved so hard, that I put strength to my hands holding its ears. Popo began to run at an extremely fast speed- who

 

with a huge body. The wind hit my

 

how far it

 

I lowered my legs

 

“Po.”

 

circling from not

 

“Well, thank you.”

 

“Po.”

 

was greeting, then

 

through the bushes

 

“……woa!”

 

“Ahh!”

 

I was also taken aback to see some

 

“M-M-My Lady?!

 

“Oh, Andymion?”

 

found her! She’s safe! We found her! My Lady, are you alright?” An exhausted Andymion asked, he seemed to have been looking

a situation where I should be relieved, but nervousness overtook me, and my heart began to beat violently with

“Oh my god…”

 

“Lady Rudbeckia is safe!”

 

Are you hurt

 

over and looking at me, reached out carefully and took off the giant leaf on my

 

get out of the way. My Lady, come this way.” Sir Ivan, who came through the other paladins, extended an arm

 

It was then–

 

wife is too impatient to stay out of trouble for a day.” I flinched