How to Get My Husband on My Side

“What did my wife—argh! Annoying f**king b*st*rd…”

The Frost Dragon, eyes still locked on Izek, slowly opened its massive jaws.

Die, it almost seemed to tell him.

Ivan tensed and jumped to his feet, trying to run over there, but Ruve held him back.

“I understand what you’re thinking, but I can’t let you go like this, Ivan.”

“No! Are you—”

The sound of a strange squeak coming from above had the two men jerking their heads upwards.

An untimely and unexpected cry from a monster bird rang out again, but the Paladins didn’t have the time to care about it.

It was the Frost Dragon who had the knights all around stop dead in their tracks, the beast suddenly snapping its jaws shut and turning its gaze towards the newcomers.

Looking up at the sky side by side, beast and man all stock-still, they were greeted with a scene that was both unbelievable and ridiculously absurd.

The knights had already guessed that it would be a griffin monster judging from the cry, the sight of a lonely bird flying through the blizzard like the Holy Spirit descending on them like a dove not something worth their attention.

However, the plump Popori hanging leisurely from the griffin’s talons was what made this scene truly bizarre. In a way, this was infinitely more interesting than what the Frost Dragon had done to Elendale until now.

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“What the hell kind of combo is that…?”

The faint whisper softly echoing through the air perfectly encapsulated what everyone was thinking at the moment.

Ivan, desperately trying not to show anything on his face, closed his open mouth and met Ruve’s stunned eyes. Camu and Ezekiel were exactly the same.

The memories of that day in the Frost Forest flashed before the minority elite’s eyes.

The dragon seemed to be just as fascinated as the humans, standing still and staring hard at the two monsters that had suddenly appeared out of nowhere as if it was possessed, its ears twitching and its head tilted to the side.

A quiet second passed by before the silence was broken.

The two monsters drew closer to the dragon and circled its head, the griffin chirping, the dragon growling and the Popori yapping.

The men looked on as the three monsters seemingly argued with each other. Only the Lord would know what the hell was being said.

This had to be the most outlandish sight in all of human history.

It was strange to see the dragon growl and yelp instead of simply going in for the kill, but Ivan didn’t question it and took the plunge, sneaking his way to Izek.

Of course, luck was not on his side.

As soon as Ivan neared his friend, the dragon growled menacingly, a sound very different from when it was conversing with the Popori, and turned its golden eyes towards the knight.

It glared at him with a fire that had Ivan clam up and freeze over, an ice-cold chill running down his spine. Terror overtook him.

Izek, breathing heavily and throwing up too much blood, was too pale.

my friend, you damn

“Po, po, po, po!”

“Stop it!”

cry was small and faint, but

enough to make the dragon falter and for everyone

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because there were massive boulders and cracked-open streets blocking our path everywhere. The roads were wholly encased in ice and

see ahead. If it hadn’t been for Popo and Griffin, we never would have gotten to where the

Tower was

not slip

the heart of winter

the outer wall of the building I was nervously clawing at, unsure on whether it was the Moon Tower itself or just a house nearby, and I finally arrived at the place I had

there, and

as

it!” I shouted

knew whether it was God that was helping me or whether it was the main character’s plot

“You bad…”

out of breath, my chest heaving

guys. You

“Po, po, po!”

to me and flapped its short arms around. I didn’t care how foolish I looked as

put Popo down, circling around us and then turning towards

bad guy was staring at me with its jaws hanging open, looking like a

go of Popo, that huge snout

of

“Grrrr…”

bad guy raised its body finally, disappointment and resentment burning in its golden eyes, but there were no other

up and get out of

the gust of wind the dragon spewed out, my face getting hit

me, silly!” Rubbing my gross cheeks and trying not to gag, I rushed

lying in a pool of dark red blood, white snow covering him faintly. His eyes were closed and I

was ashen, the only color on him the red

I put my trembling hand on

He’s so cold.

Please,

really dying here seemed absurd. He was the main character, it

even told

through the tears, but his chest really was not rising. There were no puffs of air

knees and shivering helplessly, my shoulders quaking and the tears falling down my cheeks and onto Izek’s white and still face, I bent over

true, it’s not true, it’s not

my breast, hoping, praying for any miracle to come, begging God to not take him away like this. Crying silently and refusing

I felt something move, a few fingers twitching and small breaths blowing against my throat. I stiffened and froze, exhaling shakily

eyes were

all right?” My voice cracked as my chin trembled. I was barely holding it together. “D-Don’t stare at me

was hardly breathing and I was shaking, but I couldn’t stop vomiting

and… and you might really die! Really! How can I live if you die? Tell me… How… How am I supposed to live without you…You’re, hic, the first person that made me want to…

know what I was saying. Maybe I

and spitting out the blood in his mouth, finally moved his