How to Get My Husband on My Side

“What did my wife—argh! Annoying f**king b*st*rd…”

The Frost Dragon, eyes still locked on Izek, slowly opened its massive jaws.

Die, it almost seemed to tell him.

Ivan tensed and jumped to his feet, trying to run over there, but Ruve held him back.

“I understand what you’re thinking, but I can’t let you go like this, Ivan.”

“No! Are you—”

The sound of a strange squeak coming from above had the two men jerking their heads upwards.

An untimely and unexpected cry from a monster bird rang out again, but the Paladins didn’t have the time to care about it.

It was the Frost Dragon who had the knights all around stop dead in their tracks, the beast suddenly snapping its jaws shut and turning its gaze towards the newcomers.

Looking up at the sky side by side, beast and man all stock-still, they were greeted with a scene that was both unbelievable and ridiculously absurd.

The knights had already guessed that it would be a griffin monster judging from the cry, the sight of a lonely bird flying through the blizzard like the Holy Spirit descending on them like a dove not something worth their attention.

However, the plump Popori hanging leisurely from the griffin’s talons was what made this scene truly bizarre. In a way, this was infinitely more interesting than what the Frost Dragon had done to Elendale until now.

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“What the hell kind of combo is that…?”

The faint whisper softly echoing through the air perfectly encapsulated what everyone was thinking at the moment.

Ivan, desperately trying not to show anything on his face, closed his open mouth and met Ruve’s stunned eyes. Camu and Ezekiel were exactly the same.

The memories of that day in the Frost Forest flashed before the minority elite’s eyes.

The dragon seemed to be just as fascinated as the humans, standing still and staring hard at the two monsters that had suddenly appeared out of nowhere as if it was possessed, its ears twitching and its head tilted to the side.

A quiet second passed by before the silence was broken.

The two monsters drew closer to the dragon and circled its head, the griffin chirping, the dragon growling and the Popori yapping.

The men looked on as the three monsters seemingly argued with each other. Only the Lord would know what the hell was being said.

This had to be the most outlandish sight in all of human history.

It was strange to see the dragon growl and yelp instead of simply going in for the kill, but Ivan didn’t question it and took the plunge, sneaking his way to Izek.

Of course, luck was not on his side.

As soon as Ivan neared his friend, the dragon growled menacingly, a sound very different from when it was conversing with the Popori, and turned its golden eyes towards the knight.

It glared at him with a fire that had Ivan clam up and freeze over, an ice-cold chill running down his spine. Terror overtook him.

Izek, breathing heavily and throwing up too much blood, was too pale.

of my

“Po, po, po, po!”

“Stop it!”

thin cry was small and faint, but

least it was loud enough to make the dragon falter and for

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there were massive boulders and cracked-open streets blocking our path everywhere. The roads were wholly encased

see ahead. If it hadn’t been for Popo and Griffin,

Tower was gone

much taller than me, trying my hardest to not slip and fall, I saw

a sight to behold, the heart of

of strength I had left, I clambered up the piles of ice and snow, awkwardly scurrying along the steps of the frozen staircase on the outer wall of the building I was nervously clawing at, unsure on whether it was the Moon Tower itself or just a house nearby, and I finally arrived at the place I had

dragon was standing there, and Izek was

as back then coursing through my veins

it!” I shouted

hesitated. Who knew whether it was God that was helping me or whether it was the main character’s plot armor

“You bad…”

out of breath,

guys. Bad, bad guys. You guys are

“Po, po, po!”

its short arms around.

after he put Popo down, circling around us and then turning

its jaws hanging open, looking like a lost

soon as I let go of Popo, that huge snout closed

out of my

“Grrrr…”

bad guy raised its body finally, disappointment and resentment burning in its golden eyes, but there were

up and get out

dragon spewed

spitting on me, silly!” Rubbing my gross cheeks and trying not to gag, I rushed in

him faintly. His eyes

him the red line running down his throat

hand on his cheek,

He’s so cold.

Please, please,

of him really dying here seemed absurd. He was the main character, it couldn’t end

haven’t even told him

through the tears, but his chest really was not rising. There were no puffs of air coming from his slightly open mouth. The blood around and on him was too much, almost like he

and the tears falling down my cheeks and onto Izek’s white and still face, I bent over

true, it’s not true, it’s

any miracle to come, begging God to not take him away like this. Crying silently and refusing to believe it, I didn’t know what to do

fingers twitching and small breaths blowing against my throat. I stiffened and froze, exhaling shakily and pulling away a little, my heart

beautiful scarlet eyes were looking right at

as my chin trembled. I was barely holding it together. “D-Don’t stare at me

was shaking, but

die! Really! How can I live if you die? Tell me… How… How am I supposed to live without you…You’re, hic, the first person that made me want to… live! To be with you! I don’t want to be without you… I don’t want to live without you! For the first time in my life, I

know what I was saying. Maybe I had

out the blood in his mouth, finally moved his lips. “You foolish girl. What took you