How to Get My Husband on My Side

“What did my wife—argh! Annoying f**king b*st*rd…”

The Frost Dragon, eyes still locked on Izek, slowly opened its massive jaws.

Die, it almost seemed to tell him.

Ivan tensed and jumped to his feet, trying to run over there, but Ruve held him back.

“I understand what you’re thinking, but I can’t let you go like this, Ivan.”

“No! Are you—”

The sound of a strange squeak coming from above had the two men jerking their heads upwards.

An untimely and unexpected cry from a monster bird rang out again, but the Paladins didn’t have the time to care about it.

It was the Frost Dragon who had the knights all around stop dead in their tracks, the beast suddenly snapping its jaws shut and turning its gaze towards the newcomers.

Looking up at the sky side by side, beast and man all stock-still, they were greeted with a scene that was both unbelievable and ridiculously absurd.

The knights had already guessed that it would be a griffin monster judging from the cry, the sight of a lonely bird flying through the blizzard like the Holy Spirit descending on them like a dove not something worth their attention.

However, the plump Popori hanging leisurely from the griffin’s talons was what made this scene truly bizarre. In a way, this was infinitely more interesting than what the Frost Dragon had done to Elendale until now.

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“What the hell kind of combo is that…?”

The faint whisper softly echoing through the air perfectly encapsulated what everyone was thinking at the moment.

Ivan, desperately trying not to show anything on his face, closed his open mouth and met Ruve’s stunned eyes. Camu and Ezekiel were exactly the same.

The memories of that day in the Frost Forest flashed before the minority elite’s eyes.

The dragon seemed to be just as fascinated as the humans, standing still and staring hard at the two monsters that had suddenly appeared out of nowhere as if it was possessed, its ears twitching and its head tilted to the side.

A quiet second passed by before the silence was broken.

The two monsters drew closer to the dragon and circled its head, the griffin chirping, the dragon growling and the Popori yapping.

The men looked on as the three monsters seemingly argued with each other. Only the Lord would know what the hell was being said.

This had to be the most outlandish sight in all of human history.

It was strange to see the dragon growl and yelp instead of simply going in for the kill, but Ivan didn’t question it and took the plunge, sneaking his way to Izek.

Of course, luck was not on his side.

As soon as Ivan neared his friend, the dragon growled menacingly, a sound very different from when it was conversing with the Popori, and turned its golden eyes towards the knight.

It glared at him with a fire that had Ivan clam up and freeze over, an ice-cold chill running down his spine. Terror overtook him.

Izek, breathing heavily and throwing up too much blood, was too pale.

my friend, you

“Po, po, po, po!”

“Stop it!”

cry was small and faint, but

enough to make the

***

there were massive boulders and cracked-open streets blocking our path everywhere. The roads were wholly

hadn’t been for Popo and Griffin, we never would have gotten

Tower was

than me, trying my hardest to not slip and fall, I saw the ruins

was truly a sight to behold, the heart

wall of the building I was nervously clawing at, unsure on whether it was the Moon Tower itself or just a house nearby, and

there, and Izek was

familiar sight had the breath catch in my throat, the same panic as back then coursing through my veins and tremors running up and down

I shouted with everything

though my voice was hoarse and too small, the dragon hesitated. Who knew whether it was God that

“You bad…”

too out of breath, my chest heaving

Bad, bad guys. You guys

“Po, po, po!”

me and flapped its short arms around. I didn’t care how foolish I looked

circling around us and then turning towards the Frost

me with its jaws hanging open, looking like

let go of Popo,

of

“Grrrr…”

raised its body finally, disappointment and resentment burning in its golden

up and get

fluttered back with the gust of wind the dragon spewed out,

silly!” Rubbing my gross cheeks and trying not to gag, I rushed in

covering him faintly. His

the only color on him the red line running down his throat from

as I put my trembling hand on his cheek, my heart sank to

He’s so cold.

Iz! Please,

He was the main character,

even

didn’t want to think it, but he really was not moving. Maybe I couldn’t see it through the tears, but his chest really was not rising. There were no puffs of air coming from his slightly open mouth. The

knees and shivering helplessly, my shoulders quaking and the tears falling down my cheeks and

not true,

head closer to my breast, hoping, praying for any miracle to come, begging God to not take him away like

twitching and small breaths blowing against my throat. I stiffened

were looking right

as my chin trembled. I was barely holding it together. “D-Don’t stare at me like that. I couldn’t help myself… I was scared that…

I was shaking, but I couldn’t stop vomiting

don’t get angry! If you get angry now, then, hic, your blood pressure will rise and… and you might really die! Really! How can I live if you die? Tell me… How… How am I supposed to live without you…You’re, hic, the first person that

even know what I was saying.

his mouth, finally moved his lips. “You foolish girl. What