How to Get My Husband on My Side

The little dragon, who was fiercely waving their huge tail and snorting their nose, glared at us.

“The cub doesn’t seem very reassured.”

“Sir, please refrain from your tendency to be wary of anything you’re unfamiliar with. Do you think I’ve seen small dragons only once or twice?

“Besides that, how is that information relevant to the dragon growing up safely?”

“I don’t know why you’re asking me that because what I’ve said was not for the purpose of addressing concerns over the cub’s wellbeing. I merely said that emotional stability is key when young dragons are suffering from growing pains. P&G also helps take care of the cub by feeding them, but they’re not always there to do so…..No, actually Princess, what is the connection between P&G and the dragon?”

The subjects of the conversation, Popo and Griffin, were excitedly rolling around in a pile of jewels.

Whether it was due to the amount of accumulated jewels in the vicinity or simply because they were distracted from playing around, P&G had not been paying attention to what was going on even though it seemed that they had originally dragged us down here because the cub was sick.

Izek, who shot a look of disapproval towards my runaway friends, gave a bitter sigh.

“I don’t think the cub is a dragon”.

“…….What?”

“No matter how much I look at it, the cub must be putting up an act on purpose. The obese lizard cub just wants to live their life being petted and having someone catch their food for them. Geez, why do people these days commit the crime of coveting any man’s wife?”

After he came to a strange conclusion that I couldn’t make sense of, the finest paladin of the North seemed to be in a state of mental confusion.

I slowly raised my hand and patted his limp, drooping shoulders.

“No one told you that you had to take responsibility and take care of them”

“It doesn’t look like it, but I don’t want to do it! But if I don’t do it, then who would? There are many that want to harm the cub! Damn, as one of the Holy Guardians of the North, I will summarily arrest any blasphemous bast*rds who dare to interfere with the cub’s daily bread, even if they are priests!”

(T/N: I wasn’t sure if the “daily bread” part is supposed to be a hidden pun as a reference to God since….Izek…is a paladin….so I just left it as is in the event that it’s just a normal phrase that’s used everyday in either SK or whatever time period setting HTGMHOMS is supposed to be in. After spending an hour stuck on this damn section, I give up and if anyone isn’t clear, tsundere Izek is planning to start taking care of the dragon by feeding him and etc. like a foster parent)

I’m not sure how this logic came about, but it seems like he’s genuinely worried.

I liked the idea so much that I couldn’t help but laugh at the terrible reality of Izek being a nanny for a grumpy little dragon.

“I think the cub will be happy if we both take good care of them and give them the opportunity to grow up safe and sound. It will be like we’re their parents.”

“…… Is that so?”

I can’t even begin to describe how the legendary Knight Commander of the Longinus Paladins, who was said to have encountered two young adult dragons, began to look at the other knights with an incredulous expression.

Sir Barons immediately turned his trembling gaze away and opened his mouth in a solemn manner to address the knights standing on the other side.

“Are you here to fool around?”

Oops, I had entirely forgotten the presence of the other three.

I don’t know why they’ve been so quiet as if they’re asleep this whole time.

_{The latest_epi_sodes are on_the ʟɪɢʜᴛɴᴏᴠᴇʟᴘᴜʙ.ᴄᴏᴍ website.}

“That’s not it at all, Commander. Do you know how worried we were?”

the jewels you’ve taken. Are you happy about stealing toys from a baby with a stuffy nose? Can you still

Knights was

become increasingly confusing to determine what kind

we were going to die at one point. Was the cub going to go after that birdhead and raccoon

practice of chivalry are nowhere to be seen! The problem is that young people these days think that anyone can automatically be a knight just because

***

spilling out of the window that was

was an outpour of heavy snow at any given time as winter began

father-in-law opened his

end of his words, Father-in-law spoke in a meaningful tone and left

Pope said he sent

office in medieval and Renaissance Italy, notably in Florence and the Papal States. Another definition specifies that it is the chief magistrate or other official of any of several republics in medieval

the other definition is a papal official at Rome who

“······.”

Enzo’s visit to his sister is meant to convey the Holy Father’s message of condolences to the people of Erendil, who have gone through a hard time, but unofficially, the purpose of the visit here will be to hold a negotiation on the issues at hand (Cesare’s assault on Ruby, Southern delegation visit to the North, Pope’s plans, etc.). In this situation, we won’t know what to

other words, Enzo, the Pope’s second son and the general commander of the

feel it was necessary to send someone to

you tell me what

seem like the objective of the question was to ask about Enzo’s

the window with arms folded and staring at me, looked

do I feel about Enzo······ I don’t have any

“He’s just my brother.”

just an older

be a wild troublemaker, he is different from his father and brother. Maybe that’s why

latest_epi_sodes are on_the ʟɪɢʜᴛɴᴏᴠᴇʟᴘᴜʙ.ᴄᴏᴍ

Pope’s message

had fortunately never been in any accidents (‘scandals’) but he also wasn’t talented in diplomatic negotiations, yet it remained true

show of sincerity of sending Enzo over to fix the problems Cesare had caused, but above all, it was clear that he was using Enzo to persuade me to

appeal to me

move aims to make a thorough negotiation of the situation possible by raising suspicions of the motive of Cesare’s

ability to persuade or coax anyone properly, he is the only one

partner in crime, would try to hold a negotiation with me like this (strategically sending Enzo in because he feels threatened by the possibility of retaliation by the Omertas). As expected, you have to live for a long time before you can witness the

could you tell me what his usual

objective information about his usual

my father scratched his beard

suddenly going back

“What happened?”

had disappeared off to somewhere else

“······.”

trouble because he can’t stay still in one location for long, wanders around freely as if he’s still in the South, and gets in trouble easily….So, would you have any idea where the

it was my turn to look

would you think if all factors were

the outside, you would still wonder if he has been sent on an

“Ruby?”

around

why am I suddenly

been away or how distant you may be from home, you can’t completely escape

spacing out before I could understand what the content was about. It’s kind of a sad, nature vs. nurture comment regarding Enzo’s lifestyle and how he was raised still affects