Lord of the Mysteries

“Looks delicious,” I politely say after retracting my gaze from the dried mushrooms.

Then, I bid farewell to Bernie Huang and Cattie Huang and go to the barbecue stall that I frequently dine at.

It still isn’t the time when the nightwalkers are most active. The small tables placed on the streets are a lot emptier. I easily occupy one of them and shout at the boss:

“I’d like to place my order!”

The boss focuses on grilling the skewers, completely unperturbed. The lady boss walks over with a small notebook and a ballpoint pen.

Without exchanging pleasantries or any small talk, I directly say, “Ten sticks of pork belly, ten sticks of pork ribs, five sticks of chicken skin, one set of chives, and one eggplant.”

The beef kebabs and lamb skewers at this barbecue stall aren’t very good, so I didn’t order them.

Of course, the amount of food I ordered has already exceeded my initial expectations, but it doesn’t matter. Not only did I save tens of thousands of dollars from the exorcism today, but I even earned more than 10,000 yuan from Miss Huang.

I have to treat myself!

As a normal person, after ordering so many meat dishes, I should always have some vegetarian dishes. I need to balance my diet with some greens. As for eggplants, I don’t view them as vegetables. They transcend the concept of vegetables and meat dishes, and are unique existences in the barbecue world.

Sigh, Miss Huang is really generous. If I wasn’t worried that CEO Huang would overreact, I would really like to add her on WeChat and ask her to trouble me more often. If there are any commissions, then just hand them to me. Of course, I can’t take on things that are illegal and matters that go below the neck… I watch as the lady boss returns to the grill and repeats what I had just ordered.

Looking around, I notice that the other tables are occupied by groups of twos or threes. There are also people like me who eat barbecue alone, but they choose to have it “to go,” so as to eat it at home.

Hmm, it’s good to have more people. That will allow us to eat a greater variety of food. We can even have a few drinks… I ponder for a while and feel that I should get someone to join me.

Then, I suddenly think of a suitable candidate:

Peng Deng!

My childhood friend Peng Deng who lives nearby!

Without hesitation, I take out my phone and send him a WeChat message:

“Come out for barbecue!”

With my understanding of this fellow, he definitely won’t let go of the opportunity to rip me off.

However, Peng Deng doesn’t reply to my message.

He’s in a ranked game? I randomly guess the reason for this and start thinking about who else I could invite.

like a good idea to get someone to take a taxi all the way here to eat barbecue at around eleven in the

by myself… I stand up and prepare to go to the nearby FamilyMart, Lawson,

have cold

years ago, when the roadside stalls weren’t under strict supervision, there was usually a mobile ice box placed beside these barbecue stalls. Then, they would lay some cables to siphon off electricity from somewhere to

happen now, unless it’s a barbecue shop

decide to head to the nearest local

seat. I’m going to buy some drinks.” I inform the lady boss, worried that there wouldn’t be a place to

lady boss isn’t worried that I would run away. My order is still being roasted. Even if I don’t want it anymore, there will still be many people who can have

at the entrance of the mini-mart,

see that Peng Deng has

have a

I respond

girlfriend is at my place

he

for your

girlfriend along.”

okay, we’ll be right there.” Peng Deng never needs to use transitional

you want to

Deng doesn’t reply immediately. He only sends

My girlfriend says she’s on a diet

so thin, why would she need to go on a diet?” I think for a while and

Peng Deng sent ellipses:

“…

that this is flaunting, a

I despise this adulterous pair for two

“Show me your masculinity!”

I’ll show you my masculinity.” Peng

the world turned upside

Peng Deng sends a

man, since I said I’m not coming,

“…” I’m speechless.

I head to the freezer and

I can’t drink it; it’s just that

a request from a friend, I won’t expressly

two types of

is rice wine, and the other

have in common