Translator: CKtalon
“The Pirate 3: Crazy Adventurer”…
It looks okay, it should be the kind of popcorn flick that I enjoy…
I look around and make a preliminary decision. I quickly take out my phone and log in to the film review website to check out its score and reviews.
“The aesthetics are shallow…”
“The plot is simple and crude…”
“Other than the special effects and the few actresses, there’s nothing else…”
“The protagonist only knows how to act cool and has zero acting skills…”
“Nothing deep at all.”
“It’s a passable commercial film, but it’s only passable.”
F*ck, reviews like these… I like movies like this. I’m just watching it to kill time and don’t need deep, thought-provoking shows… I read the reviews and find that it isn’t that bad. I have a rough idea.
The giant middle-school student standing beside me in front of the poster has already left to buy the tickets.
“One ticket for The Pirate 3, the earliest time slot.” I go over only after the middle-school student heads elsewhere in the mall, I don’t want the contrast to be that apparent. It makes me feel inferior.
“There’s still 15 minutes to the next time slot,” the ticket sales staff informs me.
“That’s fine.” I don’t plan on shopping, so I decide to find a place to sit and wait. After all, they’ll allow entry inside very soon.
Of course, before that, I buy a medium-sized iced Coke and a serving of butter popcorn.
to match a popcorn flick
can it
the past, I rarely watched movies, just to stop myself from
has returned to my university days, and
the
enter the venue according
of people in the audience. A large portion of
want a summer vacation… I take a sip of iced
middle-school student
between me and the row in front is sufficient for a person to pass through. However, the figure before me is simply too huge, and it isn’t possible for
to stand up and lean
middle-school student successfully passes through. He turns his
“Thank you, Uncle.”
problem.” I still think I’m
interlude doesn’t hinder me from eating popcorn, drinking iced Coke, and
quickly, The Pirate 3 officially begins. My smile only lasts for
is worse than I expected, but that the male lead’s fortuitous
gives me the feeling that it’s the Assassin beverage
can’t be a reflection of reality, can it? I instantly
heavier as I watch it. I
can’t help but
this guy
in the end, he only took a silly boatswain with
the treasure they promised, and them heading off into the sunset while accompanied by beauties?
my empty Coke and
short girl who’s clearly less than 1.6
“Someone is monitoring you.”
subconsciously look around, but I
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