Translator: CKtalon
“The Pirate 3: Crazy Adventurer”…
It looks okay, it should be the kind of popcorn flick that I enjoy…
I look around and make a preliminary decision. I quickly take out my phone and log in to the film review website to check out its score and reviews.
“The aesthetics are shallow…”
“The plot is simple and crude…”
“Other than the special effects and the few actresses, there’s nothing else…”
“The protagonist only knows how to act cool and has zero acting skills…”
“Nothing deep at all.”
“It’s a passable commercial film, but it’s only passable.”
F*ck, reviews like these… I like movies like this. I’m just watching it to kill time and don’t need deep, thought-provoking shows… I read the reviews and find that it isn’t that bad. I have a rough idea.
The giant middle-school student standing beside me in front of the poster has already left to buy the tickets.
“One ticket for The Pirate 3, the earliest time slot.” I go over only after the middle-school student heads elsewhere in the mall, I don’t want the contrast to be that apparent. It makes me feel inferior.
“There’s still 15 minutes to the next time slot,” the ticket sales staff informs me.
“That’s fine.” I don’t plan on shopping, so I decide to find a place to sit and wait. After all, they’ll allow entry inside very soon.
Of course, before that, I buy a medium-sized iced Coke and a serving of butter popcorn.
to match a popcorn flick
can it be
watched movies, just
my weight has returned to my university days,
is the beauty
venue according
quite a lot of people in the audience. A large portion
vacation. I also want a summer vacation… I take a sip of
the two-meter tall middle-school student
to pass through. However, the figure before me is simply too
to stand
He turns
“Thank you, Uncle.”
I still
drinking iced Coke, and watching
The Pirate 3 officially begins. My smile only lasts for five minutes before
is worse than I expected, but that the male lead’s fortuitous encounter is from
gives me the feeling that it’s the Assassin beverage I
Film Company? This can’t be a reflection of reality, can it? I instantly immerse myself in the plot, but there aren’t any other potions later in the film. Instead, it shows the serious side-effects of
it. I even feel like I’m the male
can’t help
this guy
are surrounding him, but in the end,
promised, and them heading off into the sunset while accompanied by beauties? Yes, it’s all
watching the easter egg, I pick up my empty Coke and popcorn bucket and walk towards
a short girl who’s clearly less than
“Someone is monitoring you.”
around, but I
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