Translator: CKtalon

“The Pirate 3: Crazy Adventurer”…

It looks okay, it should be the kind of popcorn flick that I enjoy…

I look around and make a preliminary decision. I quickly take out my phone and log in to the film review website to check out its score and reviews.

“The aesthetics are shallow…”

“The plot is simple and crude…”

“Other than the special effects and the few actresses, there’s nothing else…”

“The protagonist only knows how to act cool and has zero acting skills…”

“Nothing deep at all.”

“It’s a passable commercial film, but it’s only passable.”

F*ck, reviews like these… I like movies like this. I’m just watching it to kill time and don’t need deep, thought-provoking shows… I read the reviews and find that it isn’t that bad. I have a rough idea.

The giant middle-school student standing beside me in front of the poster has already left to buy the tickets.

“One ticket for The Pirate 3, the earliest time slot.” I go over only after the middle-school student heads elsewhere in the mall, I don’t want the contrast to be that apparent. It makes me feel inferior.

“There’s still 15 minutes to the next time slot,” the ticket sales staff informs me.

“That’s fine.” I don’t plan on shopping, so I decide to find a place to sit and wait. After all, they’ll allow entry inside very soon.

Of course, before that, I buy a medium-sized iced Coke and a serving of butter popcorn.

have to match a popcorn

how can it be

past, I rarely watched movies, just to stop myself

has returned to my university days,

the

long after, I enter the venue according to the

lot of people in the audience. A large portion

want a summer vacation… I take a sip of iced Coke and put on

tall middle-school student walks along the aisle

normal circumstances, the gap between me and the row in front is sufficient for a person to pass through. However, the figure before me is simply too huge, and it isn’t possible for

choice but to stand up and lean

middle-school student successfully passes through. He turns his head and

“Thank you, Uncle.”

problem.” I still think

iced

quickly, The Pirate 3 officially begins. My smile only lasts for five minutes before

that the movie is worse than I expected, but that the male lead’s fortuitous encounter is

potion gives me the feeling that

Who produced this movie? Hmm, I remember seeing the dragon logo just now… Hall Film Company? This can’t be a reflection of reality, can it?

it. I even feel like

can’t help but curse

this guy

female pirates are surrounding him, but in the end, he only took a silly boatswain

sunset while accompanied by beauties? Yes, it’s

my empty Coke and popcorn bucket and walk towards the

girl who’s clearly less than 1.6 meters tall suddenly comes over

“Someone is monitoring you.”

I subconsciously look around, but

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