Translator: CKtalon
“The Pirate 3: Crazy Adventurer”…
It looks okay, it should be the kind of popcorn flick that I enjoy…
I look around and make a preliminary decision. I quickly take out my phone and log in to the film review website to check out its score and reviews.
“The aesthetics are shallow…”
“The plot is simple and crude…”
“Other than the special effects and the few actresses, there’s nothing else…”
“The protagonist only knows how to act cool and has zero acting skills…”
“Nothing deep at all.”
“It’s a passable commercial film, but it’s only passable.”
F*ck, reviews like these… I like movies like this. I’m just watching it to kill time and don’t need deep, thought-provoking shows… I read the reviews and find that it isn’t that bad. I have a rough idea.
The giant middle-school student standing beside me in front of the poster has already left to buy the tickets.
“One ticket for The Pirate 3, the earliest time slot.” I go over only after the middle-school student heads elsewhere in the mall, I don’t want the contrast to be that apparent. It makes me feel inferior.
“There’s still 15 minutes to the next time slot,” the ticket sales staff informs me.
“That’s fine.” I don’t plan on shopping, so I decide to find a place to sit and wait. After all, they’ll allow entry inside very soon.
Of course, before that, I buy a medium-sized iced Coke and a serving of butter popcorn.
have to match a popcorn flick
can it
watched movies, just to stop myself
weight has returned to my
the beauty
venue according to the
hours, there are quite a lot of people in
vacation. I also want a summer vacation… I take a sip of iced Coke and put
two-meter tall middle-school student walks along
However, the figure before me
choice but to stand up
through. He turns his head and smiles
“Thank you, Uncle.”
still
me from eating popcorn, drinking iced
3 officially begins. My smile only lasts for five minutes
worse than I expected, but that the
me the feeling that it’s the Assassin beverage I drank
Assassin beverage is actually a potion? Who produced this movie? Hmm, I remember seeing the dragon logo just now… Hall Film Company? This can’t be a reflection of reality, can it? I instantly immerse myself in the plot, but
it.
the movie, I can’t
this guy that
in the end, he only took
the treasure they promised, and them heading off into the sunset while accompanied by beauties? Yes, it’s all disappeared
egg, I pick up my empty Coke and popcorn bucket and walk towards
less than 1.6 meters tall suddenly
“Someone is monitoring you.”
me… Who? I subconsciously look around, but I can’t find the
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