Translator: CKtalon
“The Pirate 3: Crazy Adventurer”…
It looks okay, it should be the kind of popcorn flick that I enjoy…
I look around and make a preliminary decision. I quickly take out my phone and log in to the film review website to check out its score and reviews.
“The aesthetics are shallow…”
“The plot is simple and crude…”
“Other than the special effects and the few actresses, there’s nothing else…”
“The protagonist only knows how to act cool and has zero acting skills…”
“Nothing deep at all.”
“It’s a passable commercial film, but it’s only passable.”
F*ck, reviews like these… I like movies like this. I’m just watching it to kill time and don’t need deep, thought-provoking shows… I read the reviews and find that it isn’t that bad. I have a rough idea.
The giant middle-school student standing beside me in front of the poster has already left to buy the tickets.
“One ticket for The Pirate 3, the earliest time slot.” I go over only after the middle-school student heads elsewhere in the mall, I don’t want the contrast to be that apparent. It makes me feel inferior.
“There’s still 15 minutes to the next time slot,” the ticket sales staff informs me.
“That’s fine.” I don’t plan on shopping, so I decide to find a place to sit and wait. After all, they’ll allow entry inside very soon.
Of course, before that, I buy a medium-sized iced Coke and a serving of butter popcorn.
obviously have to match a
how can it be
past, I rarely watched movies, just to stop myself from
has returned to my university days, and
the beauty of
venue according
are quite a lot of people in the audience. A large portion
take a sip of iced Coke and put on my 3D
tall middle-school student walks
the figure before me is simply too huge, and it isn’t possible for me
no choice but to
He turns his head and smiles
“Thank you, Uncle.”
problem.” I still think
from eating popcorn, drinking iced Coke, and watching the various trailers
smile only lasts for
I expected, but that the male lead’s fortuitous encounter
potion gives me the feeling that it’s
Film Company? This can’t be a reflection of reality, can it? I instantly immerse myself in the plot, but there aren’t any other potions later in the film.
heavier as I watch it.
I can’t
guy
the end, he only took a silly boatswain with
they promised, and them heading off into the sunset while accompanied by beauties? Yes, it’s all disappeared off into the
I pick up my empty Coke and popcorn bucket and
clearly less than 1.6 meters
“Someone is monitoring you.”
around, but I
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