Love’s Cunning Ruse

Chapter 249

Kieran, “The task is a piece of cake for you and won’t take up much of your time.”

“I don’t want to help!”

“Are you sure you don’t want to help?”

-“I’m positive!”

“Let me ask again, you sure you don’t’want to lend a hand?”

“I’m sure I don’t!”

“What do you feel like eating tonight?”

“Ceviche.” After saying this, Dylan slapped himself. “No, I decided not to eat! I have principles!”

Dylan then picked up the menu to cover his face, knowing from a young age that Kieran was a crafty one; especially when he was being overly generous, one had to be extra cautious.

“Alright, I’ll make ceviche for you tonight.” Kieran took the menu from Dylan’s hands and said, “Help me book a reliable psychologist.”

“A psychologist?” Dylan asked in surprise. “Who needs a psychologist?”

“Me.”

Dylan lit up immediately, staring into Kieran’s eyes. “You need a psychologist? Look no further, I’m a psychologist, capable of tackling all kinds of mental issues. I have an official certificate to prove it, I’m extremely professional, and you can trust me. Since we’re pals, I can give you a discount, spill it, what’s been bothering you?”

“I asked you to find me a ‘reliable’ psychologist.”

“I’m not just reliable, I’m super reliable, with exceptional professional skills,” Dylan said, keeping a steady gaze on Kieran, observing his every move. After a careful examination, he furrowed his brows slightly. “You’re speaking hastily, holding things close to your chest as if to maintain distance. These are signs of anxiety. All your features are drawn to the center of your face, indicating disgust. You’re anxious and disgusted, and you’re looking for a psychologist, let me guess…”

“And you you’re furrowing your brows, showing confidence? Do you really think you can guess why I need a psychologist?” Kieran tapped on the table and said, “Let’s make a bet. If you guess right, I’ll make you dinner every day for a week. If you’re wrong, you’ll have to go on a blind date, deal?”

If it was anyone else, Dylan would have agreed without a second thought. But facing the crafty Kieran, Dylan dared not to agree hastily.

“Do you really think I’m the type of person to do such boring stuff?” Dylan pointed at Kieran and said, “I will find you a psychologist, and you’re still making me ceviche tonight, plus I’m ordering at least four dishes.”

“Deal.”

Kieran reminded him, “Make sure to keep

on his phone, exchanged a few words with the person on the other end,

giving Kieran a string of numbers. “Just so you

“That’s great.”

a relationship problem?” Dylan indicated that he only mentioned relationship counseling to play around with Kieran; he didn’t expect Kieran to actually

dramatic? It’s easy to please a woman. Either buy her stuff and

something big.”

gave Dylan a glare. “Shut

tell you, men shouldn’t bottle up their problems! In my opinion, seeing a psychologist won’t help, you need to seek a professional. Here, take this number. It’s a specialist.” Dylan

the number read. Dr. Smith, Head of Urology.

picked up a menu and threw it at Dylan’s face.

menu off his face and pointed at Dr. Smith’s number on his phone and said to Kieran. “Kieran, I’m serious, this is a medical issue, and the sooner you

of the Single People’s Care Association, I also want to ask, did you want

did anything happen that night you got drunk? Does

followed. “Kieran, don’t be shy, I’m a professional psychologist. By the way, Kieran, where are you going?”

out

be fixed by a phone consultation, let me book an appointment for you

the matter you mentioned last time, finding Dylan a partner, I’ve looked into it, Dylan said he’s willing…..

phone from Kieran

phone, and Dylan once again

He finally

the car door, and Kieran got in. Then, he opened his WhatsApp using the name, “J Kennedy,” added Taylor’s number, clarified his identity, and asked Taylor for his payment account,

[Patient, what issues would you like

but after hesitating for a long time, he deleted all of it. Taylor, on the other end,

each time he was about to hit send, he couldn’t muster the courage. After five or six hesitations, Kieran simply turned off his phone

was driving, asked with concern, “Sir, you seem a bit

Kieran suddenly looked up at Karl in the rear-view mirror. “Karl,

“Go ahead.”

along with your wife?”,

road, a nervous Karl glanced at Kieran in

phone

figured he should politely answer. “Sir, me and my wife are actually on