Luna on The Run I Stole the Alphas Son

Chapter 91

Alpha On the Hunt Chapter 16

“What’s up?”

“Do you know anything about pads?” I ask him.

“Pads?”

“You know pads, period pads?” Eli blinks at me.

“Are you having an identity crisis? Like I’m full support, but shouldn’t pads wait until after the sex change?” What the fuck is he talking about? He keeps rambling.

“I’m pretty sure you still won’t get your periods even with one,” he looks at the screen thoughtfully and I raise an eyebrow at

him.

“But this explains so much, your mood swings, your growing hunger. Alpha side effect? Or the hormone replacements?”

“Not for me, you idiot! For Elena!”

“Isn’t she breastfeeding?” Eli asks. Huh, what is it with breastfeeding and periods? I growl and he jumps.

“Fine, fine, turn the camera around. What are the options?” I turn the camera around, showing him, and he whistles.

“Wow! Okay, all this for a bleeding snatch, okay I can work with this! What size is she?” Eli asks. Huh? Size, what does he mean? There are sizes?

“What do you mean?”

“You know, is she a loosey-goosey, a tighty-” I snarl at him.

“You did not just ask me that!”

“I’m only trying to help!”

“Hang on, I will ask one of the guys!” he says.

“Slater! Come here!” Eli calls out. I glance around to find the cashier boy watching me, curiously.

in the background, and

calls out and I growl. Does he have to alert the entire world to

about pads?” Eli

bleeding, where?” slater

to figure out which snatch

is she?” Slater

about her

What are the options?” I turn the

do a one size fits all?” Slater asks.

I tell him. Eli groans, looking back at

witch shot me in the ass with a pellet last

ask

I blink down at him, and he

I stand in the aisle

I hear Sondra snarl at him, making

“I’m looking for Louise,”

my porch.” Eli growls and I see him go to

is a female, ask

her!” Eli

me what? Spit it out pup, I ain’t getting any younger!” I hear her snarl, making me remember mine and Elena’s

wants to speak to

her face as she squints at the phone, holding it away. “Ah… why the fuck is your head on the screen? Your voice is bad enough.” she snaps at me and I shake my head. I hear Eli explain it is a

want? Louise isn’t

need to ask you about feminine

I tell her.

not a complete dimwit after all. Did you just figure

just need to ask a question. No need to be a–” she

than you!” she snarls, handing the phone back.

“What about Elena?”

what

“What?”

know pad size! For

My old meat flaps dried and shriveled up years ago, along with my ovaries. What would I know about pads? Roll up

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