Luna on The Run I Stole the Alphas Son

Chapter 91

Alpha On the Hunt Chapter 16

“What’s up?”

“Do you know anything about pads?” I ask him.

“Pads?”

“You know pads, period pads?” Eli blinks at me.

“Are you having an identity crisis? Like I’m full support, but shouldn’t pads wait until after the sex change?” What the fuck is he talking about? He keeps rambling.

“I’m pretty sure you still won’t get your periods even with one,” he looks at the screen thoughtfully and I raise an eyebrow at

him.

“But this explains so much, your mood swings, your growing hunger. Alpha side effect? Or the hormone replacements?”

“Not for me, you idiot! For Elena!”

“Isn’t she breastfeeding?” Eli asks. Huh, what is it with breastfeeding and periods? I growl and he jumps.

“Fine, fine, turn the camera around. What are the options?” I turn the camera around, showing him, and he whistles.

“Wow! Okay, all this for a bleeding snatch, okay I can work with this! What size is she?” Eli asks. Huh? Size, what does he mean? There are sizes?

“What do you mean?”

“You know, is she a loosey-goosey, a tighty-” I snarl at him.

“You did not just ask me that!”

“I’m only trying to help!”

“Hang on, I will ask one of the guys!” he says.

“Slater! Come here!” Eli calls out. I glance around to find the cashier boy watching me, curiously.

back in the background,

calls out and I growl. Does he

know anything about pads?” Eli asks

where?” slater

snatch and our alpha is trying to figure out which snatch pluggers

size is she?” Slater

swear to god another person asks me about her

help. What are the

do a one size fits all?” Slater asks.

I tell him. Eli groans, looking back

that old witch shot me in the ass with

I ask a little

him, and he rolls his eyes

but if I get shot, you’re pulling the pellet from my ass,” he growls. I

snarl at him, making me pay attention to the

“I’m looking for Louise,”

here. Now get off my porch.” Eli growls and I see him go to

she is a

her!”

younger!” I hear her snarl, making me remember mine

her. Here, my alpha wants to speak to you.” I hear the

on the screen? Your voice is bad enough.”

do you want? Louise isn’t

to ask you about feminine problems. You’re a

I tell her.

dimwit after all. Did you just figure that out?” she

need to ask a question. No need to be a–”

have taken shits bigger than you!” she snarls, handing the phone back. “It’

“What about Elena?”

know what pad size Elena

“What?”

pad

twenty years. My old meat flaps dried and shriveled up years ago, along with my ovaries. What would I

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