Alpha On the Hunt Chapter 16

“What’s up?”

“Do you know anything about pads?” I ask him.

“Pads?”

“You know pads, period pads?” Eli blinks at me.

“Are you having an identity crisis? Like I’m full support, but shouldn’t pads wait until after the sex change?” What the fuck is he talking about? He keeps rambling.

“I’m pretty sure you still won’t get your periods even with one,” he looks at the screen thoughtfully and I raise an eyebrow at

him.

“But this explains so much, your mood swings, your growing hunger. Alpha side effect? Or the hormone replacements?”

“Not for me, you idiot! For Elena!”

“Isn’t she breastfeeding?” Eli asks. Huh, what is it with breastfeeding and periods? I growl and he jumps.

“Fine, fine, turn the camera around. What are the options?” I turn the camera around, showing him, and he whistles.

“Wow! Okay, all this for a bleeding snatch, okay I can work with this! What size is she?” Eli asks. Huh? Size, what does he mean? There are sizes?

“What do you mean?”

“You know, is she a loosey-goosey, a tighty-” I snarl at him.

“You did not just ask me that!”

“I’m only trying to help!”

“Hang on, I will ask one of the guys!” he says.

“Slater! Come here!” Eli calls out. I glance around to find the cashier boy watching me, curiously.

back in the background, and I pinch

growl. Does he have to alert the entire world to

about pads?”

bleeding, where?” slater

bleeding snatch and our alpha is trying to figure out which snatch pluggers to buy.” I’m going to

size is she?” Slater

me about her

to help. What are the

Slater

her mother!” I tell him.

that old witch shot me in

I ask

at him, and he

growls. I stand in the aisle

hear Sondra snarl at him, making me pay attention to the phone

“I’m looking for Louise,”

Now get off my porch.” Eli growls and I see

she is a female, ask

her!” Eli

getting any younger!” I hear her snarl, making me remember mine and Elena’s conversation about the

to speak to you.” I hear the phone exchange hands as the screen goes

her face as she squints at the phone, holding it away. “Ah… why the fuck is your head on the screen? Your voice is bad enough.” she snaps at me and I shake my head. I hear Eli explain it

you want? Louise isn’t

you about feminine problems. You’re a

I tell her.

son. You’re not a complete dimwit after all. Did you just figure that out?” she asks, glaring at

here, you old dragon; I just need to ask a question. No need to be a–” she raises, and eyebrow and purses

a dragon you little mutt, I have taken shits bigger than you!” she snarls, handing the phone back. “It’ s for Elena!” I blurt. She pulls

“What about Elena?”

know what pad size Elena

“What?”

know pad size!

shriveled up years ago, along with my ovaries. What would I know about pads? Roll

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