Alpha On the Hunt Chapter 16

“What’s up?”

“Do you know anything about pads?” I ask him.

“Pads?”

“You know pads, period pads?” Eli blinks at me.

“Are you having an identity crisis? Like I’m full support, but shouldn’t pads wait until after the sex change?” What the fuck is he talking about? He keeps rambling.

“I’m pretty sure you still won’t get your periods even with one,” he looks at the screen thoughtfully and I raise an eyebrow at

him.

“But this explains so much, your mood swings, your growing hunger. Alpha side effect? Or the hormone replacements?”

“Not for me, you idiot! For Elena!”

“Isn’t she breastfeeding?” Eli asks. Huh, what is it with breastfeeding and periods? I growl and he jumps.

“Fine, fine, turn the camera around. What are the options?” I turn the camera around, showing him, and he whistles.

“Wow! Okay, all this for a bleeding snatch, okay I can work with this! What size is she?” Eli asks. Huh? Size, what does he mean? There are sizes?

“What do you mean?”

“You know, is she a loosey-goosey, a tighty-” I snarl at him.

“You did not just ask me that!”

“I’m only trying to help!”

“Hang on, I will ask one of the guys!” he says.

“Slater! Come here!” Eli calls out. I glance around to find the cashier boy watching me, curiously.

I hear called back in the background, and I pinch the bridge

I growl. Does he have to alert the entire world to the

anything about pads?” Eli asks

bleeding, where?” slater

Luna got bleeding snatch and our alpha is trying to figure out which snatch pluggers to buy.” I’m

she?” Slater asks

me about her

to help. What are

all?” Slater asks. I growl when Khan gives me an

tell him. Eli groans, looking back at

shot me in the ass

did?” I ask a

at him, and he rolls

growls. I stand in the aisle like an idiot waiting for him to

at him, making me pay attention to the

“I’m looking for Louise,”

porch.” Eli growls

a female, ask

ask her!”

her snarl, making me

ask her. Here, my alpha wants to speak to you.” I hear the phone exchange

she squints at the phone, holding it away. “Ah… why the fuck is your head on the screen? Your voice is bad enough.” she snaps at me and I shake my head. I hear Eli explain it

do you want? Louise isn’t

about feminine

I tell her.

a complete dimwit after all. Did you just figure that

a question. No need to be a–” she raises, and eyebrow

I have taken shits bigger than you!” she snarls, handing the phone back. “It’

“What about Elena?”

what pad size Elena

“What?”

pad

a period in twenty years. My old meat flaps dried and shriveled up years ago, along with my ovaries. What would I know about pads? Roll

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