Savvy Son-in-law by VKBoy

“Rebeeca, are you kidding me? Now I know why you didn’t have a wedding. To think your husband is a freaking pizza-delivery guy!” a blonde in a skimpy dress let the words flow out of her mouth like a monkey’s exaggerated screams.

“That’s not it, Jane.” The brunette sitting in the driver’s seat took her shades out and bit on them. She was wearing a metallic fashion dress that revealed some of her breasts and most of her healthy thighs with zero cellulite and perfect shine. She tried to explain herself by telling her a few things.

“So you’re saying your vagina never vomited white stuff after getting married?” Jane covered her mouth in both shock and pity. “I went out on an extended foreign trip to find a good-looking husband, but you are here… stuck with a pizza-delivery guy.”

Rebecca didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

“At least tell me he’s attractive.”

“Well,” Rebecca felt awkward to respond to such a question.

The car they were in, a red Porsche, had stopped in front of a cluster of vintage pizza huts. A guy in an orange uniform ran out to meet them. He was neither tall nor short. Neither slim nor fat. His hair was unkempt, and his beard was not properly cared for, but as far as his eyes were considered, he definitely was as pure as angels.

“How long have you been waiting for?” he leaned closer for a kiss.

“Can’t you see my friend is inside?” Rebecca’s brows drew together. “This isn’t the time or place for a kiss.”

“Ah,” he rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment. Nevertheless, he showered a smile. “I’m sorry.”

“Get in.”

“Okay.” He thought he could kiss her because her friend was around, but that didn’t work.

The door opened. He sat in the back row. Rebecca drove off at a high speed.

when covered in sweat. He was well-proportioned and prepossessing enough for her to keep looking, probably because she liked the hardworking, sweating

“Benjamin Wilde.”

are so tough. I don’t think you are just a pizza guy. What were you doing before that?

His hand was still tightly held by her, and she was smiling seductively and biting on her lower

Rebecca intervened straight away.

I know.” Jane let go of his hand and sat straight. “I was just teasing my best friend’s hubby,

told you because we’re close, but don’t publicize it to

your little big secret all to myself, but… answer this one question,” Jane looked genuinely curious. “Why

right? I’m very particular with

back then would keep crying, saying that they couldn’t get into your panties no matter how much they tried. If we begin talking about those nights, it will take forever, so get

and Benjamin met in a bar. “We talked, laughed, and drank and drank until midnight. Next thing we know, I woke up

married him because you had

Rebecca tried to explain through whispering even though it

man since high school days, but she never thought Rebecca would stay a virgin for so long.

annoyance but couldn’t

still working as

brings, but I don’t mind choosing whatever profession they pick for me

willing to quit the job you like for the sake of your wife, huh. I’m not sure if that’s admirable or…” Jane now understood things better, but the silence between the husband and wife almost suffocated her. “Anyway, I was a bit worried when she said she got married. She’s a statuesque stunner, but you aren’t half-bad, either. However,

from the complex would return hundreds of thousands of dollars every year for

silence filled the space between the

got married?

didn’t say anything. Her focus was on

of a heavy tone. “You sleep on a different bed. You never talk much. You treat me like I’m a rock that doesn’t have any feelings. Your family… I don’t care about them, but I