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Harry- Hey, wanna help me with a project? 3
Ryann- Should I be afraid….
Megan- Class is boring. I was hoping for something more interesting today but it’s all just a recap of stuff we’ve done before-_-
Harry- Nope. It’s a fun project. Help me think of the weirdest most obscure cocktails. Bonus points if they have fun names.
Ryann- I have no idea. Just a sec, I’ll add Megan to the chat and you can ask her.
I create a group chat with Megan and Harry. Harry instantly changes the group name.
Harry changed the group name to SHENANIGANS
Harry- Hello Megan, I’ve heard a lot about you.
Megan- Hi Harry and same!
Harry- Okay so here’s the goal. We’re trying to think of the weirdest cocktails. Bonus points if they have interesting names.
Ryann- Interesting how?
Megan- Dirty. He means dirty names Ryann. You do, right Harry?
Harry-
Ryann- Riiight…
Megan- Okay well there are the obvious ones, Sex on the Beach, Slippery Nipple etc. but you
to come up with
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aim of the game is to make the bartender react. I’ve already
the feeling that there’s a story here somewhere. Why are you trying to make bartenders
a useful skill….
that’s the reason. There has to be more
is, maybe there isn’t. You’ll never
How about we make a deal. We help you think of drink names and you have to tell us the
Megan- Ooooh yes!
Harry- Fine.
of the
myself, I burst out laughing. Not the quiet, cute kind of laughing. The insane, rolling around, nearly falling off the couch kind of laughing. I do drop my phone
edge of the couch. I basically have to crawl half off it to
They all shrug and get back to work. It’s only been a minute but I have more
COCK TALES
my own
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Incubus asking for dirty drink
eventually.
argue there. Now, I
Megan- Pornstar Martini?
Megan- French Kiss shot?
Megan- Panty Dropper?
Keep ‘em coming.
Screaming orgasm, Blowjob shot, Sex in
of which I have never heard of. They get very into it and eventually I’m not even sure they’re listing real drinks anymore. They might just be making up names that sound good. I don’t even notice when my movie ends until Alex clears his throat behind me and this time I jerk so hard I DO fall off the couch. I somehow end up tangled up in my blanket and after a moment of struggling I give up and just stay where I am on the floor. Hoping to regain some sense of dignity, I straighten the blanket around me and turn to
hand?” I begin to shake my head no then.
straight face while he helps me pull the blanket off my legs. He grabs my hand and pulls me to my feet, but he pulls a little too hard and I
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