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Harry- Hey, wanna help me with a project? 3
Ryann- Should I be afraid….
Megan- Class is boring. I was hoping for something more interesting today but it’s all just a recap of stuff we’ve done before-_-
Harry- Nope. It’s a fun project. Help me think of the weirdest most obscure cocktails. Bonus points if they have fun names.
Ryann- I have no idea. Just a sec, I’ll add Megan to the chat and you can ask her.
I create a group chat with Megan and Harry. Harry instantly changes the group name.
Harry changed the group name to SHENANIGANS
Harry- Hello Megan, I’ve heard a lot about you.
Megan- Hi Harry and same!
Harry- Okay so here’s the goal. We’re trying to think of the weirdest cocktails. Bonus points if they have interesting names.
Ryann- Interesting how?
Megan- Dirty. He means dirty names Ryann. You do, right Harry?
Harry-
Ryann- Riiight…
Megan- Okay well there are the obvious ones, Sex on the Beach, Slippery Nipple etc. but you
need our help to come up
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is to make the bartender react. I’ve already tried the
there’s a story here
a useful
No way that’s the reason. There has to be more to
Maybe there is, maybe
about we make a deal. We help you think of drink names and
Megan- Ooooh yes!
Harry- Fine.
changed the name of the group to COCK
can’t help myself, I burst out laughing. Not the quiet, cute kind of laughing. The insane, rolling around, nearly falling off the couch kind of laughing. I do drop my phone on the floor but I manage not to hit the ground
wave him off as I lean off the edge of the couch. I basically have to crawl half off it to reach my phone but I just refuse to stand up. I’m sure I look absolutely ridiculous but
funny is all.” They all shrug and get back to
COCK TALES
A girl after my
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drink ideas. The
eventually.
there.
Megan- Pornstar Martini?
Megan- French Kiss shot?
Megan- Panty Dropper?
coming.
shot, Sex in
anymore. They might just be making up names that sound good. I don’t even notice when my movie ends until Alex clears his throat behind me and this time I jerk so hard I DO fall off the couch. I somehow end up tangled up in my blanket and after a moment of struggling I give up and just stay where I am on the floor. Hoping to regain some sense of dignity, I straighten the blanket around me and turn to face Alex who is watching me with an amused expression. He is clearly trying his
miss… miss Gale. Are you okay? Do you need a hand?” I begin to shake my head no
he helps me pull the blanket off my legs. He grabs my hand and pulls me to my feet, but he pulls a little too hard and I fall straight into
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