67- Codes and cocktails
Harry- Hey, wanna help me with a project? 3
Ryann- Should I be afraid….
Megan- Class is boring. I was hoping for something more interesting today but it’s all just a recap of stuff we’ve done before-_-
Harry- Nope. It’s a fun project. Help me think of the weirdest most obscure cocktails. Bonus points if they have fun names.
Ryann- I have no idea. Just a sec, I’ll add Megan to the chat and you can ask her.
I create a group chat with Megan and Harry. Harry instantly changes the group name.
Harry changed the group name to SHENANIGANS
Harry- Hello Megan, I’ve heard a lot about you.
Megan- Hi Harry and same!
Harry- Okay so here’s the goal. We’re trying to think of the weirdest cocktails. Bonus points if they have interesting names.
Ryann- Interesting how?
Megan- Dirty. He means dirty names Ryann. You do, right Harry?
Harry-
Ryann- Riiight…
Megan- Okay well there are the obvious ones, Sex on the Beach, Slippery Nipple etc. but you
help to come up
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The aim of the game is to make the bartender react. I’ve already
get the feeling that there’s a story here somewhere. Why are you trying to
a useful
reason. There has to
Maybe there is, maybe
drink names and you have to tell us the reaction
Megan- Ooooh yes!
Harry- Fine.
changed the name of the group to COCK
off the couch kind of laughing. I do drop my phone on the floor but I manage not to hit the ground myself. I
off as I lean off the edge of the couch. I basically have to crawl half off it to reach my phone but I just refuse to stand up. I’m sure I look absolutely ridiculous
all good. Just dropped my phone Megan is being funny is all.” They all shrug and get back to work. It’s only been a minute but
COCK TALES
A girl after my
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dirty drink
eventually.
there. Now, I
Megan- Pornstar Martini?
Megan- French Kiss shot?
Megan- Panty Dropper?
coming. I’m
shot, Sex in the
when my movie ends until Alex clears his throat behind me and this time I jerk so hard I DO fall off the couch. I somehow end up tangled up in my blanket and after a moment of struggling I give up and just stay where I am on the floor. Hoping to regain some sense of dignity, I straighten the blanket
you need a hand?” I begin to shake my
some help detangling myself. I’m not quite sure how I managed this.” Alex does an admirable job of keeping a straight face while he helps me pull the blanket off my legs. He grabs my hand and pulls me to my feet, but he pulls
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