Charlie grinned and nodded in satisfaction and said, " Hurry up, let's start." 2

Then, he picked up the phone and aimed it at Cain and Marcus.

The father and son stood side by side. Wiping away his tears, Marcus managed a smile and said, "Hi, everyone, I am Marcus Lloyd, the pathetic jerk." 1

Marcus also hurriedly said, "Hi, I'm Cain Lloyd, the father of the pathetic jerk." 6

Then, they said together, "We're going to perform stand-up comedy today!"

Marcus said, "I bet all of you must have seen these words carved on my forehead. Why, you may ask? Because I am always very arrogant and these words are to remind everyone that they are all pathetic jerks." 3

Cain continued, "They say, 'like father, like son', but in my case, it's 'like son, like father'. Since my son has the words 'pathetic jerk' carved on his forehead, I can't let him indulge in the glory himself, so I'm joining the bandwagon and have these words 'father of the pathetic jerk' carved on my forehead too." 6

my dad and I are so arrogant?

that the Webb family is filthy rich, but the most awesome thing the family has isn't money, but instead,

he can't even skip once! When he was at the hospital, in order to eat the freshly baked shit, he literally pushed an old man who was sitting inside the toilet and smacked the shit right into his mouth! Tell me, is that something an ordinary person would do?" s Cain echoed, "You're right, son. The

up, "So the Webb family is indeed extraordinary to have such an extraordinary

curiously, "Wait a minute. Why haven't we heard any news from him now, by

"Well, I dug up some gossip. He is

do you mean?" Cain

shit that he eats twenty times a day, the family hires some people to ' provide' the shit every hour so he can eat it fresh!" s Cain exclaimed in surprise, "Oh my god,

can

it, even if they can poop every hour, what if someone has constipation

case, the young master would not have his meal on

up for the' program' and stay at their mansion for a few days to provide the hot baked goods

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