The Perfect Run

It had been a while since Ryan drove a group in his Plymouth Fury.

He often transported one or two people, especially when on a drunken bender or working as a getaway driver, but rarely a group like this one. Jamie wore his power armor in the back, while Ki-jung dressed with a green hoodie at his side. Her rats had taken over every corner of the car, hiding behind and beneath the seats.

Unfortunately, Lanka complained all the way at the front. “You cheated, blabbermouth,” she accused Ryan. She would have gone to the meeting with her bike too, had Jamie not insisted they all travel in the same vehicle for team-building. "I know you did."

“Someone is a sore loser here,” Ryan replied, having left yesterday’s table a few hundred bucks richer. Also, blabbermouth? He’d had way better nicknames! Like Lil’ Granny Destroyer.

“I counted cards,” Lanka said. “But you changed them. I’m never wrong about that.”

“So you accuse him of cheating, by admitting that you cheated yourself?” Jamie asked, unsympathetic.

“Of course I cheated,” Ryan admitted openly, much to Jamie and Ki-jung’s surprise. “And instead of condemning me, you should learn from it, my young Padawan. Failure is an experience.”

“Then you must be very experienced by now,” Lanka shrugged. Clearly, she could give as much as she took.

“There is nothing more human than cheating. You know who else accused the human race of cheating? Mammoths. They said, ‘hey, these humans they attack us with bows and spears instead of tusks, it’s not fair.’” Ryan looked at the sore loser. “Have you met any mammoths lately, Lanka?”

Jamie sighed at their bickering. “We’ll try tabletop games next time.”

The group parked near Little Maghreb, next to a fortress of stone and steel. The building had been some kind of foundry before the war until Vulcan took it over a few years back. This crimson castle of metal walls, pipes, and reservoirs seemed closer to an old army base to Ryan though; a lot of grunts patrolled the area, wielding shotguns, grenade launchers, and miniguns. He also noticed a few snipers on the roof, watching every corner of the streets around the foundry.

Apparently, it was an open secret that Vulcan’s weapon division operated there, but nobody was stupid enough to attack them. Not even the Private Security and Il Migliore. New Rome truly lived in a Cold War-like era.

It was also quite close to the hotel Ryan had used in a previous loop. No wonder Vulcan attacked Wyvern when she moved so close to their headquarters.

“Also, I want to say I am disappointed in you, ladies,” Ryan told Lanka and Ki-Jung. “Only Zanbato and I have costumes! You don’t even wear masks!”

“Why would we wear masks when the Private Security has files on us?” Ki-jung asked in confusion, leaving her rats in the car to keep an eye on it. “They even know where we live.”

“And there aren’t that many advanced armors to go around,” Lanka replied, although she had the common sense to supplement her outfit with a belt holster. “And what kind of a costume, a cape? Do you know how hard it is not to trip with it?”

“It’s not about practicality, it’s about looking stylish,” Ryan replied, hands on his trenchcoat, “Without a bright and colorful style, what are we? Mere animals! Culture is what elevates—”

“Aha, villains!”

Ryan paused and looked at a strange newcomer.

A person climbed down from a bicycle near the car, dressed like Rambo... except without the gun, and half the muscles. He had painted his face and dyed his hair white, with black spots for the eyes.

It looked ridiculous, truth be told.

The rest of the group seemed to recognize him, but instead of attacking, they all looked embarrassed.

“You have come farther than you should have, but you found your sworn destroyer!” the fool declared, trying desperately to look badass, but coming desperately short. “Prepare to face the wrath of…”

“Oh God, not this again,” Lanka sighed, the rest of the group eerily silent.

“THE PANDA!”

“The what?” Ryan asked, unsure whether to condemn this man’s terrible fashion sense or applaud his efforts. At least someone in this city understood the importance of costumes! “Is your power only getting laid every ten years?”

“Pandas are picky!” the ridiculous man answered, but something in his tone made Ryan dubious. He didn’t even look Chinese!

“He’s a ‘vigilante.’” Somehow, Lanka made the word sound ridiculous, rolling her eyes while she said it. Clearly, she didn’t take him seriously. “He can transform into a ”

“... and?” Ryan asked, expecting something else.

“And that’s it.”

“But a very big ” Ki-jung added with a chuckle as if to soften the blow.

Man, some Genomes were just unlucky.

“Has the fear of the petrified you, villains?” The hero put his hands on his waist, mistaking the awkward silence for fear.

Did he seriously come all the way here to pick a fight? Ryan could respect that, although he should work on his introduction.

“Just ignore him, and he will go away,” Jamie replied, leaving for the Armory without sparing the poor would-be hero a glance. Ki-jung followed soon afterward, although she gave a pitiful glance at the poor animal. Even the foundry’s guards seemed to joke about the newcomer, not making any effort to intercept him.

will not escape

this lack of respect, the underwent a terrible transformation. Black and white fur grew on his skin, his body gaining mass and

even larger than a polar bear. Yet when he let out a scream, Ryan found it cute, rather than

with it. The projectile flew towards the at an arrow's speed, and

now why they called

76 from

to kill a panda?” Ryan asked, horrified. “They’re

we can sell his fur to a

Ryan moved in the barrel’s way, unable to stand animal cruelty. “I

he’s an idiot! It’s like being

you to anger PETA! You don’t know what those

is PETA, a Genome?” she asked, confused, before lowering her gun in annoyance. “You know he’s going to come back and get killed by the guards later, blabbermouth? The way I see it, it’s survival of the fittest. At

full responsibility for saving this disciple of style,” Ryan replied, his female companion rolling her eyes and putting her gun

“How

tried to cover up beneath other ones,” Ryan replied, having noticed that detail during the poker night. “I already met people with it. Very unkind

letting them inside the foundry’s perimeter, “I belonged to a real band of savages back in the

Oh yes he did.

Jamie and Ki-jung discussing with another duo.

carried herself with an eerie sort of elegance, that of an otherworldly fairy among men. Unlike Ryan’s team, she had style aplenty, wearing a black Greek chiton dress as her costume, alongside sandals, a shark tooth

had a bad feeling about her. Mostly because Jamie and Ki-jung seemed stiff

recognized her bodyguard as the woman who tried to flirt with him at the Bakuto, back when he had messed up with the chain of events. Although this time, she had traded her dress for a black uniform and an assault rifle. Since they hadn’t met in this restart, she

the parking lot, before stopping abruptly when she noticed the courier. “You,” the blue-haired

pointed a

eyes examining him closely. Somehow, it felt like locking eyes with a hungry crocodile peeking out of

a mock bow. “I’m immortal,

immortal,” she responded, vaguely amused. “I hope to reach

she stopped paying him any mind and walked away with her

whispered. “That’s

is she?”

underboss,” Jamie said upon regrouping,

asked. “I support gender equality, but wouldn’t Plutonia have been

Lanka replied, relaxing once the underboss was out of sight. “The third member of the sibling

of the names. Ryan appreciated the cultural

she wants you to die,” Jamie said, his eyes darkening, “you

she vaporizes you

wariness in his voice. Perhaps he worried—rightfully—that Quicksave would try to put this power to the test. “There

must have limits,” Ki-jung said. “But

one loop. Lanka, however, wanted more information. “Why was she

Men have died under

“The Meta-trash?”

they would have loudly claimed these murders, and they aren’t their style. Poison powerful enough to affect Genomes, explosives, drowning and suffocation… The boss believes this is a new vigilante. Pluto and the Killer Seven hit squad will

Explosives he said?

struck again,” Ryan said, happy to have solved the

responsible knocks at our door itching for a fight, we’re leaving the higher-ups to deal with this. Once the hit squad is after someone, it’s only a matter of

would be rude to say

the metal gates. “Don’t make jokes about her height, and for

the doors opening to let

building housed a whole weapon production operation, from the metal processing to the assembly line. The group walked through searing hot rooms full

Geniuses lair, full of bulky devices, glass bulbs providing light,

also had a big, big robot

turned out to be an enormous set of power armor, albeit nearly five meters tall and with the wideness to match. While humanoid, the suit was so bulky it might as well be called a tank with legs. However, considering the number of miniature turbo reactors, and the multi-joint design of the limbs, Ryan guessed the machine could move surprisingly fast in the field. And of course, it had enough weapons to rival a battleship, including a massive rocket launcher on the right arm, cannons, and

machine, perhaps to allow the user to see in all directions. Finally, the machine was plated with gold, probably to show-off as much

for them, drawing plans on a large table. Much like Pluto, in spite

she was petite, barely one meter sixty tall, with olive skin, sharp black eyes, and dark

at him, Ryan could see

taller,” Ryan told her innocently.

were insane, except Vulcan, who gave him a murderous glare. Ryan looked away at the giant mech,

who is taller when I blow off your legs, jackass,” the capo said with a face that reminded

Here comes Napoleon!

rest of the team nodding at

replied angrily, glaring at Ryan. “The bitch is my personal N-word. When

have any survival instinct?”

can die.” The courier glanced at the giant armor, noticing the enormous reactor on the