The Perfect Run

And so, Vulcan’s biblical judgment was passed upon the heathens at Dynamis. Wyvern’s movie ended in rats and pestilence, like the previous Augusti loop.

It saddened Ryan to ruin Atom Cat’s first movie appearance, especially after befriending him earlier. His adorable feline sidekick hated these commercial ventures though, so no harm done. They would make up later.

When the Made Men returned to the house in his beautiful car, the courier almost expected Shroud to blow up the place again. Ryan had never gone farther than this moment, so he couldn’t tell what would happen next. Ki-jung didn’t seem agitated in the Plymouth Fury’s back, so her rat sentries should be fine.

The courier almost wished for an unforeseen disaster, to spice things up.

When Ryan noticed Vulcan’s enormous armor parked in the garden right next to a black Lamborghini, and girls waiting at the front door, he realized someone upstairs had granted his prayer.

Instead of summoning them to her lair, Pluto had decided to visit her employees herself.

Besides her usual bodyguard and Vulcan, the Underboss also enjoyed the company of a young woman Ryan hadn’t seen before; a petite, smiling blonde with pale blue eyes, who kept her hair in two braids. She wore a white sweater and pants, and Ryan guessed she probably had Slavic origins from her facial features.

“She brought two of the Killer Seven,” Chitter said, uneasy at the sight.

“You’re ready for this?” Jamie asked Ryan, as the courier parked the car.

“Well, it feels like I’ll have to pass hard speech checks or fight a difficult boss,” Ryan replied. “But that means I’m close to the end.”

“You aren’t going to beat that one, I can already tell you,” Lanka said at the back, everyone getting out of the car.

The group approached Pluto’s own, with everyone tensing up as the Underboss looked at them. Even Ryan remained quiet at first, mostly because he knew his long-awaited reunion with Len was just around that corner.

“Boss,” Jamie cleared his throat, “I didn’t expect to see you here.”

“That’s the purpose of a surprise inspection,” Pluto replied dryly, her eyes settling on Ryan. “Our business is with him only, Zanbato. Your team can do as they wish.”

“If you don’t mind, I would like to be present,” the Made Man replied calmly. “If only as moral support to the new recruit.”

“I’ll stay too,” Lanka said.

“Aw, I knew you cared,” Ryan taunted her.

“If she kills you, blabbermouth, I’ll be the one saddled with corpse disposal,” she replied. “I would rather do less work.”

“I guess I will stay too then,” Ki-jung replied, although she clearly didn’t want to. A rat climbed on her shoulder, like a Pikachu. “Just don’t mind me.”

Pluto shrugged it off, and then immediately started barking orders. “Sparrow, search his person; Vulcan, check for any Genius tech he might have. Cancel, you know the drill.”

“I’m already on it,” the blonde said with a Bulgarian accent, before grinning at Ryan. “Hey! I’m Cancel, but you can call me Greta! Nice to meet you, Ryan!”

“Oh hi, Greta.” The courier waved a hand at her, surprised by her niceness. “I’m immortal, but don’t tell anyone.”

Pluto’s female bodyguard, ‘Sparrow,’ immediately started feeling up Ryan with her big hands, searching everywhere. She removed his mask, his hat, his jacket, and then started to look into places better left unexplored.

“You know, lady, if you wanted to look at my underwear,” the courier said as she checked a... private place… “You could just ask. I’m young, easy, and available.”

“I might take you up on that,” Sparrow replied with an amused smile. Over time, a pile of weapons grew next to Ryan, Vulcan swiftly examining them one at a time like hors-d’oeuvres, until she hit the plat de resistance.

“How did you pack so many lasers inside such a tiny space?” Vulcan asked, examining the rabbit plushie with astonished eyes. “Even my armor doesn’t have that many.”

“One at a time,” Ryan shrugged it off.

“What is this?” Pluto asked, curious. “Some toy?”

“It’s quite cute,” Ki-jung said.

“A toy with enough firepower to wipe out a small city,” Vulcan said, more and more fascinated by the plushie’s dark power. “Can I—”

“No,” the courier denied her.

“But—”

“No!” Ryan said firmly. “I’m not loaning it!”

A-bombs, fine, but something this dangerous? No way in Hell. It couldn’t end in anything but tragedy.

the issue. “It’s exceptionally lethal,” she told Pluto, putting the plushie back on the weapon pile. “But it doesn’t

Cancel said. “Or at least I don’t

a White?” Ryan

negate the powers of everyone within a certain radius. My brother

“Ah, that’s funny.”

don’t you check

Challenge accepted.

No feedback, no world freezing with the power of his

have shown on his face because a smug, victorious smile appeared at the edge

Well, that wasn’t good.

negated the automatic

you I find you extraordinarily elegant and

with false affability, before turning to

manipulation, I should have purged the effect,” the girl replied.

Sparrow brought a lighter and set it ablaze just as her mistress put the cancer stick in

life. While I cannot count them, I can sense the weight of a person’s years. And if I’m not mistaken, Quicksave, you’re the oldest person I’ve ever met. Far older than anyone should be. Now that I’ve taken a good

of smoke on

in the triple digits, and closer

long? Ryan had

Ki-jung frowned. “That doesn't

for an old geezer,” Lanka replied with a shrug. “Are you sure, boss? I don’t mean to

tone, but it

phrased it, Ryan knew that Pluto would either spare or kill

No choice then.

this day would

at the courier, who did his best ‘guilty culprit confession’

let out a long, long sigh. “I lied.

stop time and still be able to act. You should evolve in a lightless world,

lied about the nature of your power to keep an ace in the hole?” Pluto asked, playing with her cancer stick. “A

as stupid as you look,”

it actually

Ryan lied through his teeth. “One alternate world very close to mine.

but much to his surprise, nothing

awesome,” Greta all but swooned. “Does that mean you can become a woman? Like fuse with an alternate version of you that is a girl?

I spent three months Chinese,” Ryan lied, the bigger the better. “And I became

immediately focused on the important tidbit. “You asshole, you jumped

interesting,” Jamie said, crossing his arms. “That puts some of your comments at the casino

Chronoradio

radio that listens through

“Multiple pasts,” Ryan corrected.

more than one

The more she observed his technology, the more Vulcan seemed fascinated

“It’s really complicated but—”

a Genius,” she interrupted Ryan. “How does

my smug friend,” Ryan replied with a shrug, unwilling to elaborate much. “The

widened, as she struggled to grasp the

face was undecipherable. Finally, she uttered a single word,

it a lot better than I thought,” Ryan admitted. “People usually think I’m

Minerva can interact with parallel universes, although she’s a Blue. I wonder how your respective abilities would interact. Could be interesting...” The Underboss examined the courier with a whole new look, trying to puzzle it out. “So the abnormal number of

marked an alternate version of him,” Sparrow said. “And your

she admitted. “Though the fact I marked him at all

you meet,” Vulcan pointed out

jab and observed Ryan closely, who gave her a smile in return. “Search his car for any

the seats, the trunk, and the hidden compartments. She clearly had experience with these things. Vulcan, meanwhile, examined the

Sparrow’s bored face turned into one of confusion, then astonishment.

horror. The rat on her shoulder was so startled, it fell to the ground. Jamie immediately rushed

Why such a reaction? Even the unflappable Pluto had raised an eyebrow, and Lanka was at a loss of words. “What the

“Ryan.”

the courier

a

peeked beneath the car hood and understood