The Perfect Run

“When is the sound coming?” Lanka asked Ryan for the third time, an elbow on the loudspeaker.

“When you find me another brain,” Ryan replied, tinkering with the device. A few people had already taken over the dance floor, but the house’s equipment couldn’t support a true rave party. Seriously, Ki-jung needed to stop buying Dynamis home products. They were barely a cut above pre-Wars Chinese imports.

Actually, did buying the enemy's products count as collaboration?

“Stop distracting him,” Narcinia told Lanka, defending Ryan with such zeal that he considered making her his sidekick. The Green Genome was busy cultivating strange, phosphorescent mushrooms on the ground. She had promised it would help with the rave, and the courier let her run wild with her imagination.

Quicksave glanced at Mathias, who was talking with Fortuna and other members of the Killer Seven. Half an hour had passed since their conversation, and the house was now filled to the brim with guests.

“So, you’re adopted?” Ryan bluntly asked Narcinia. “Did you ever learn who your birth parents were?”

“Ryan!” Lanka snapped at him.

“They were raiders,” Narcinia replied, almost casually. “Father Torque said they were killers and rapists, and that Augustus punished them because it was divine justice.”

Ryan could have sworn the TV’s screen threatened to crack for a brief second. He glanced up at Mathias, whose smile contrasted with the icy look in his eyes.

“Sorry,” Lanka said, glaring at the courier. Thankfully, the power outburst had been subtle enough for her to miss it. “Blabbermouth has no tact at all.”

“It’s okay!” Narcinia replied with a cute smile. “My real family is the one that raised me. My mom and dad are awesome, and my siblings even more so.”

“I was adopted too, but it sucked,” Ryan said with a shrug. “Well, half of it.”

“Really?” Narcinia’s head perked up in interest, while Lanka listened in silence.

“My parents died when bandits wiped out our community to steal our supplies,” Ryan said. It had been so long ago, it had lost almost all emotional effect. “I was… eleven I think? Maybe twelve. And I turned out great!”

“Ryan.” Lanka’s voice had lost all playfulness. “Did these bandits...”

Ryan glanced at the snake tattoo on her arm, that of her former gang. “You weren’t among them and they’re all dead,” the courier replied with a shrug. “I’m over it.”

Lanka fell silent with a thoughtful look on her face, while Narcinia looked between them in confusion. Thankfully, a newcomer interrupted them before the mood turned even more awkward.

Ryan almost didn’t recognize Vulcan at first sight, because the Genius had cleaned herself up; she had traded her usual clothes for a black halter-top and pants, and let her hair fall down on her shoulders. While she was no head-turning beauty, the Augusti Capo looked great.

He really had a thing for Geniuses shorter than him.

“Ceres, Sphere.” Vulcan smirked upon seeing the courier. “Ryan.”

“Hey, my favorite arms dealer,” Ryan rejoiced, raising a screwdriver. “Your arrival is just perfect.”

“Always,” she replied, a hand on her waist. “Tell me something I don’t know.”

“Do you have anything to boost the sound?” Ryan asked. “I’m trying to jury-rig the loudspeakers, but I need more juice.”

“Now you’re talking my language,” Vulcan said, searching inside her pocket and tossing him some kind of mouse-sized battery. “It’s a mini-generator.”

“Why do you carry that in your pocket?” Lanka asked, an eyebrow raised.

“‘Cause my phone has less autonomy than a sloth,” the Genius replied with a shrug, before grabbing a beer can from Lanka’s personal reserve. “It’s been an exhausting day.”

“Did you kill the Meta?” Narcinia asked before Ryan could.

“Almost, but Dynamis got to them first. Fucking kill stealers.”

“What, they tried to buy them off?” Lanka snickered.

“With bullets and lasers,” Vulcan replied. “They sent three armored squadrons, plus heavy hitters like Devilry and that bitch Wyvern. Those vultures fell on the Meta and opened fire on sight.”

Oh, was there gas in their alliance? “Well, I guess it was time to clean up loose ends,” Ryan said.

“Adam didn’t look surprised. He sacrificed a few men, but he managed to escape on a goddamn submarine.”

Narcinia immediately asked, unable to

a freaking submarine with

with her

the situation is more complicated than it looks.” Vulcan sipped her beer while glancing at Ryan. “I called the Underdiver

involving her now. She was

into a weapon of mass destruction. As if to answer his success, Narcinia’s mushrooms

his screwdriver for his drink,

girls!” the courier shouted while raising his glass, his voice

for each Elixir type. They floated near the ceiling and pulsated with energy, slowly

they last?” Vulcan asked Lanka, more people started taking over

touches them,” Lanka said, before turning to Narcinia. “Nice trick with the mushrooms. What’s

teenager replied. “I help Father

heaven?” Ryan asked,

faltered a bit. “Sorry Ryan, I’m not supposed to say anything

always wanted to sell drugs for a living,” Ryan declared, pumping his fist. “Building a South American cartel has always been my dream. If you need a drug wizard, I know all the good recipes. Meth, cocaine, heroin, opium, doesn’t

know how to make drugs?” Lanka asked, finishing her sixth cancer stick.

and when he ran out, he learned how to create his own supply. His drug cartel phase

Ryan.” Vulcan brazenly put an arm around his shoulder. “You’ve got an exclusive

putting his hand around her waist. Lanka looked at

replied, without pushing his hand away. “So it’s 'til death do us

about work or something

meet Ryan again. “Father Torque says the

know jack shit about tech,” Vulcan replied, her amusement turning

can’t be everywhere at once,

his best impersonation of a kitten’s

at the dance floor. “You know how to

I’m amazing,

boast to the test,

but Ryan had mastered every dance under the sun, so he guided them through. Mathias also danced with Fortuna, and the glass manipulator seemed to enjoy it a bit

Vulcan asked Ryan. He could feel

response, and Ryan may have smiled, if not for the unpleasant sensation of someone watching him

the bar, her gaze first one of surprise, then confusion. She started asking questions to Sparrow nearby, and while Ryan could read lips, the lighting didn’t help

capture the mysterious woman’s attention though. It must

“Fuck off!”

dancing when they heard Jamie’s voice cut through the noise. The swordsman had grabbed a fire-manipulator whom Ryan had sighted earlier during the party by the shirt, and

rules and

pale face, shaking. She seemed paralyzed

It was also incredibly addictive, which Ryan could personally attest. He could never

mention the hidden,

protest, even while Jamie looked murderous. It was not a pretty sight, since the Made Man was a tall brawler built like a bear. While he hadn’t manifested any laser weapons from his hands, the scowl of black fury on his face made it clear he was barely restraining himself. The contrast with

ever seen him this angry when Luigi had

“But—”

throwing the Genomes backward, his tone turning venomous. “Don’t bother ever coming

door with a cowed face and his inhaler. “It’s okay?” Jamie immediately asked

clearly didn’t mean it. “It’s

hands around her waist in a protective manner and then turned to

the house’s entrance.

think we will retire early. Can you and Lanka take

“Sure,” the courier said.

do anything stupid?” Jamie asked, an

I will not start any

pressing

a thumb up with one hand and crossed his fingers behind his back with the other. Jamie and Ki-jung moved upstairs, leaving the ground and main room to the guests. “I didn’t know Chitter was a recovering

get high on your own supply,” Ryan

She smirked at his surprised face. “I watch movies too. Maybe I’ll show you a

duo before they could return to the dance floor. “Quicksave.” The bodyguard cleared her throat. “Ms.

asked, her tone shifting from flirtatious

replied. “But you can come

clearly wasn’t happy about it, she didn’t seem willing to deny