The Perfect Run

“So, let me get this straight,” Wyvern asked, floating above the street outside Ryan’s hotel bedroom. “You came to New Rome hunting for the Meta-Gang, who managed to uncover a cache of Mechron tech beneath Rust Town. You also strongly believe that someone in Dynamis, probably Hector—namely, my employer—hired them to harass the Augusti.”

“Pretty much, yes.” Ryan nodded, wearing nothing but his underwear.

Wyvern smiled. “Am I being pranked?”

Was it because Ryan refused to wear a shirt? He had been replicating the plans for Vulcan’s armor when the superhero knocked on his window to make her sales pitch. “I would like to joke about it, but no, I’m serious.” The courier raised a thumb up. “Honest.”

Wyvern crossed her arms, a frown on her face. “Do you have any proof? These are dangerous allegations.”

“You can ask Ghoul,” Ryan said, pointing at a cooler next to his bed. “He makes the best ice cream.”

The superheroine’s frown only deepened. “But you didn’t let the Private Security bring him in custody.”

“I won’t surrender my favorite cooler,” Ryan replied. “Or else your incorruptible mooks will let him escape.”

“This meeting is going as well as I thought it would,” Wyvern lamented. “Let’s assume for a second that this isn’t some conspiracy theory and that I believe you. Why are you telling me this?”

“Because somebody trusted you.”

“Somebody?” Wyvern put her hands on her waist. “Quicksave, it will be difficult for us to build a degree of trust if you play your cards close to the chest. All in all, I find your tale rather… flimsy.”

“Well, she said you were naive too,” Ryan said and shrugged.

“I will not set aside what you said, but I only have your word on it. While you have a reputation for reliability, your psych evaluation implies you are highly unstable and prone to attention-seeking behavior.”

“Duh, you can’t make life a comedy without an audience. If you’re alone, it’s just a tragedy.”

Wyvern sighed, before offering Ryan the Dynamis business card anyway. “While I’m not sure you will follow through after what you just said, I suggest you meet with my manager. See if you are a good match, clear this up.”

“I hope he won’t mind if I bring a bottle of weedkiller?”

Wyvern couldn’t help but chuckle in response. “I wouldn’t try if I were you. Enrique isn’t fond of aggressive negotiations.”

And with those unwise words, Dragon Mom flew away and left the courier alone.

She didn’t believe Ryan, but at least the superheroine gave him the benefit of the doubt. It didn’t surprise the courier all that much. Wyvern didn’t know him well yet, and had been doubtful even with Mosquito’s testimony in an earlier loop.

And at long last, Vulcan called immediately afterward.

Ryan briefly hesitated to take the call, worried about how it would go. He eventually braced himself for the impact and answered. “Quicksave Deliveries?”

“What did the bitch tell you?” Vulcan’s encrypted voice asked.

The mere sentence sent a chill down the courier’s spine.

He had heard it before.

“My name is Vulcan,” the caller continued. “I represent the Augusti. We are the organization that runs things in New Rome, and most of Italy. Whatever the winged lizard promised you, we can offer more. We need people who get things done.”

Ryan listened to his former girlfriend the way one did a recording. “I’m sorry, mystery voice,” he interrupted her sales pitch. “But have we met before?”

answer immediately. Perhaps he had called her out on a bluff. Perhaps she was toying with him, only

words hit him like

think I would remember if we

the last ember of Ryan’s hope died

Vulcan said, Ryan not even bothering to check the email notification. “We own the establishment. Come tonight, alone, and don’t make us wait. We never

Yet, she just did.

More than twice.

miles to pitch the perfect product to

a blue cooler, Ryan faced

say?” Shroud asked his visitor, a glass shard aimed at Ryan’s throat while his shack’s computer servers

one Ghoul Cooler bought, you get one free, Mechron-made orbital laser!” Ryan opened the box, with Ghoul’s skull glaring at him from within. “Made by Third World children paid five cents per hour and sold at the mere price of ninety bucks,

chit-chat,” Mr. See Through

won’t last forever,”

“I was ready to risk discovery when I came to New Rome, and I fear

Mechron-made orbital satellite, called the Baha…” Ryan tried

windows all fractured when he said

for a while, before removing the shard aimed at his guest’s throat. He sank on his chair in front of the shack’s computers, hands clenched. “Okay,” the vigilante finally said, at a loss of words. “Okay,

had grown to know the

the Bahamut.” The mere thought made the vigilante flinch in

had never seen him startled that much before. That

declared. “It’s possible there was a leak from someone like Nidhogg, but you haven’t been in contact with

naturally outlandish?” Ryan asked with mock

you aren’t,” Shroud replied, his fingers fidgeting. The news really had him worried. “Why are you telling me

can tell your Living Sun to hurry up because I can’t destroy the bunker alone.” At least not yet. “What is taking him so

has a lot of turnovers. After our last outing, the Carnival doesn’t have the numbers to take on the Augusti. We have heavy

rely on asymmetrical warfare to weed out the enemy if you were in a position of strength? “So,

protectorates for long,” Shroud admitted. “Leo didn’t feel

Hannifat Lecter is probably less than two weeks away from success too,” Ryan added, like the cherry on the cake. The Meta-Gang destroyed New Rome

your intel…” Shroud joined his hands, his

“How long?”

at most.” Oh? Well, that went a lot better than expected. Ryan thought he would have to argue for hours, but the

on my end of the bargain,” Ryan said while moving towards

vigilante replied, trying to shortchange the

I don’t

in, the Augusti will wait,” Mr. See Through declared firmly, much to Ryan’s surprise. “If you are correct and Dynamis hired the Meta-Gang, then this may only be the tip of the iceberg. Wyvern offered you a chance to join Il Migliore.

your planned hits on the Augusti? Because

it clearly wounded him to admit it. “Augustus is a monster and his business kills

your serial apartment bombing

about that?” Mr. See Through shook his head. “Whatever. You have my word. At least, until Mechron’s

a Dynamis run

wasn’t sure he could stand an Augusti run so soon

thought he could confide in someone, and not have it all wiped away with his inevitable death. Yet he kept reopening

Ryan muttered to himself, exiting Shroud’s shack with a heavy heart. Hope was all he had, once the loop had stripped him away

his Plymouth Fury, only to find someone had beaten him to

cat slouched on the car hood, his magnificent blue eyes dazzling Ryan with

it was

should be in the orphanage at this moment, and he never showed up at the old

petted. So Ryan obliged,