The Perfect Run

“So, let me get this straight,” Wyvern asked, floating above the street outside Ryan’s hotel bedroom. “You came to New Rome hunting for the Meta-Gang, who managed to uncover a cache of Mechron tech beneath Rust Town. You also strongly believe that someone in Dynamis, probably Hector—namely, my employer—hired them to harass the Augusti.”

“Pretty much, yes.” Ryan nodded, wearing nothing but his underwear.

Wyvern smiled. “Am I being pranked?”

Was it because Ryan refused to wear a shirt? He had been replicating the plans for Vulcan’s armor when the superhero knocked on his window to make her sales pitch. “I would like to joke about it, but no, I’m serious.” The courier raised a thumb up. “Honest.”

Wyvern crossed her arms, a frown on her face. “Do you have any proof? These are dangerous allegations.”

“You can ask Ghoul,” Ryan said, pointing at a cooler next to his bed. “He makes the best ice cream.”

The superheroine’s frown only deepened. “But you didn’t let the Private Security bring him in custody.”

“I won’t surrender my favorite cooler,” Ryan replied. “Or else your incorruptible mooks will let him escape.”

“This meeting is going as well as I thought it would,” Wyvern lamented. “Let’s assume for a second that this isn’t some conspiracy theory and that I believe you. Why are you telling me this?”

“Because somebody trusted you.”

“Somebody?” Wyvern put her hands on her waist. “Quicksave, it will be difficult for us to build a degree of trust if you play your cards close to the chest. All in all, I find your tale rather… flimsy.”

“Well, she said you were naive too,” Ryan said and shrugged.

“I will not set aside what you said, but I only have your word on it. While you have a reputation for reliability, your psych evaluation implies you are highly unstable and prone to attention-seeking behavior.”

“Duh, you can’t make life a comedy without an audience. If you’re alone, it’s just a tragedy.”

Wyvern sighed, before offering Ryan the Dynamis business card anyway. “While I’m not sure you will follow through after what you just said, I suggest you meet with my manager. See if you are a good match, clear this up.”

“I hope he won’t mind if I bring a bottle of weedkiller?”

Wyvern couldn’t help but chuckle in response. “I wouldn’t try if I were you. Enrique isn’t fond of aggressive negotiations.”

And with those unwise words, Dragon Mom flew away and left the courier alone.

She didn’t believe Ryan, but at least the superheroine gave him the benefit of the doubt. It didn’t surprise the courier all that much. Wyvern didn’t know him well yet, and had been doubtful even with Mosquito’s testimony in an earlier loop.

And at long last, Vulcan called immediately afterward.

Ryan briefly hesitated to take the call, worried about how it would go. He eventually braced himself for the impact and answered. “Quicksave Deliveries?”

“What did the bitch tell you?” Vulcan’s encrypted voice asked.

The mere sentence sent a chill down the courier’s spine.

He had heard it before.

“My name is Vulcan,” the caller continued. “I represent the Augusti. We are the organization that runs things in New Rome, and most of Italy. Whatever the winged lizard promised you, we can offer more. We need people who get things done.”

Ryan listened to his former girlfriend the way one did a recording. “I’m sorry, mystery voice,” he interrupted her sales pitch. “But have we met before?”

called her out on a bluff. Perhaps she was toying with him, only to reveal that the armor had worked. That for once, things would be

words hit

I would

the last ember

interested, I sent you the Bakuto’s coordinates,” Vulcan said, Ryan not even bothering to check the email notification. “We own the establishment. Come tonight, alone, and don’t make us wait. We never

Yet, she just did.

More than twice.

to pitch the perfect product to rednecks, only

blue cooler, Ryan

his shack’s computer servers hummed in the background.

Cooler bought, you get one free, Mechron-made orbital laser!” Ryan opened the box, with Ghoul’s skull glaring at him from within. “Made by Third World children paid five

Mr. See

my friend, the sales won’t last forever,” Ryan mocked him. “You’re wasting a

against Ryan’s throat, threatening to draw blood. “You think knowing my name gives you power?” Shroud threatened. “I was ready to

is trying to access the control panel of a Mechron-made orbital satellite, called the Baha…” Ryan tried

shack’s windows all fractured when he said

shard aimed at his guest’s throat. He sank on his chair in front of the shack’s computers, hands clenched. “Okay,” the vigilante finally said, at a loss of words. “Okay, how did you know

most,” Ryan lied. While he had grown to know the glass

gets his hands on the Bahamut.” The mere thought made the vigilante

Ryan had never seen him startled that much before. That could only mean one thing. “You

Nidhogg, but you haven’t been in contact with any of the survivors as far as I know. Also, if you wished to deceive me, you would

not naturally outlandish?” Ryan asked with mock outrage. “I’m shocked, I tell you,

aren’t,” Shroud replied, his fingers fidgeting. The news

can’t destroy the bunker

last outing, the Carnival doesn’t have the numbers to take on the Augusti. We have heavy hitters, but so do our

weed out the enemy if you were in a position of strength? “So, your

protectorates for long,” Shroud admitted. “Leo didn’t feel confident he could have everyone on

on the cake. The Meta-Gang destroyed New Rome on May 18th, though

Rust Town and interrogate Ghoul. If I confirm your intel…” Shroud joined his

“How long?”

days at most.” Oh? Well, that went a lot better than expected. Ryan thought he would have to argue for hours, but the threat was dangerous enough for

deliver on my end of the bargain,” Ryan said while moving towards the door, leaving the boxed Ghoul behind.

trying to shortchange

I don’t

as in, the Augusti will wait,” Mr. See Through declared firmly, much to Ryan’s surprise. “If you are correct and Dynamis hired the Meta-Gang,

hands on his waist. “What about your planned hits on the Augusti? Because I won’t oblige unless I have your word that you won’t target

and Dynamis, if it turns out they’re the Meta-Gang’s employers,” Shroud declared, although it clearly wounded him to admit it. “Augustus is a monster and his business kills

you will stop your serial apartment bombing

do you know about that?” Mr. See Through shook his head. “Whatever. You have my word. At least, until Mechron’s legacy is put to rest once and for

time for a

he could

he could confide in someone, and not have it

exiting Shroud’s shack with a heavy heart. Hope was all he had, once

Plymouth Fury, only to find someone had beaten him

his magnificent blue eyes dazzling Ryan with the splendor of their nobility. The creature meowed ferociously at the

the Plymouth Fury, examining the cat carefully. It… yes, it was Eugène-Henry. The courier could recognize

The cat should be in the orphanage at this moment, and he never showed up at the old harbor in any previous

be petted. So Ryan obliged, raising