The Perfect Run

As it turned out, Wardrobe had an entire floor of Il Migliore’s tower dedicated to her.

Ryan and the Panda waited inside an elevator, as it slowly climbed towards their destination. The duo could see the sun illuminate New Rome through a glass window, Ryan glancing at Rust Town while his sidekick sang a Spider-man cartoon tune to himself.

It was May 10th, and Psyshock would soon attack the orphanage.

Ryan’s cell phone buzzed to the tune of I Got You, Babe, drawing him out of his reverie. “Quicksave Deliveries, yes?” he said while answering the unknown caller. “We will deliver your mail, no matter how many corpses it takes!”

“There is a logic in this world,” Fortuna’s furious voice said on the other end of the line. “Everything that can go well for me in this universe, does. You violated the natural order!”

“Wait, how did you get this number?” Ryan asked, curious but not surprised.

“I typed it at random.” Goddamnit, her ability was overpowered. She could probably stumble onto the Dynamis conspiracy by sheer luck if she wanted to. “Nobody talks to me like that, Quicksave! I have men throwing themselves at my feet, millionaires, celebrities—”

Ryan hung up on her. “Who was it, Sifu?” his panda disciple asked him.

“A loony fan,” the courier replied dismissively, even as Lucky Girl kept trying to call him.

“Oh, I had one of those too! She tried to kidnap the Panda because she loved his smooth fur. The Panda… the Panda had to run.”

“Couldn’t you... you know…” Ryan looked into his eyes. “Eat her?”

“I-I can only eat bamboo in panda form, Sifu! Meat makes me want to vomit!”

The Danish warlord Nidhogg had drunk a Green Elixir and became a kilometers-long, near-invulnerable serpent. While Timmy drank the same kind of potion, only to become… that.

There was no fairness in this world.

“Sifu, why are you looking at me like that?” the Panda asked, a little anxious.

Ryan sighed and put a hand on the poor animal’s shoulder. “I will always support you, young disciple. No matter what.”

“I…” Ryan thought the Panda might start crying. “Thank you, Sifu.”

The elevator finally reached Wardrobe’s floor and the duo stepped inside.

After the ascent, Ryan had expected something luxurious, but nothing like this. The rugs in the welcoming hall had probably cost a fortune, all the chairs were made of refined leather, and the walls had been covered with artistic designs like an art gallery. Fashion and girlie mags were piled up on fancy wooden tables.

“Come in!” Wardrobe called them from another room. The new hero team followed her voice and passed in front of shooting studios, including darkrooms, props, and various photography equipment.

Eventually, they made their way to a lobby whose walls were covered with thousands of model pictures and cloth designs. Wardrobe was facing a tough customer around a table, a paper sheet and pencil in hand.

“No!” Felix the Atom Cat said, sinking in his chair in front of the hero fashion designer. “I’m not wearing a cat latex suit!”

“Felix, don’t be a child,” Wardrobe protested, “it would be form-fitting, and won’t restrict your movements in a fight.”

The young hero crossed his arms and pouted. “My outfit is good enough.”

“What? How can you say something that stupid! You take that back!”

“Personally, I suggest a Valentino suit with a cat-themed tie, but I think the outfit is already taken,” Ryan mused out loud, waving a hand at the heroes. “Hi, I’m Quicksave, and this is my trusty Panda sidekick.”

“Oh, hello, I’m Atom Cat,” Felix replied, a bit gruffer than usual. Ryan had missed him.

“Hi, I’m Wardrobe! But you can call me Yukiko, or ‘Yuki’ for short!” She was Japanese, huh? Ryan would have said Korean. She smiled brightly at the two, making her unbearably adorable. “Nice to meet you! Please have a seat!”

“She’s so cute…” the Panda muttered under his breath, before trying to sound dignified. “The Panda greets you too!”

“You’re the new guys, right?” Felix asked as they joined the fashion debate. “Shouldn’t you be at the newbie seminar or something?”

kitten?” Ryan

time watching corporate videos

looking at the Augusti rebel’s white gymnast clothes. “Wearing this is a crime against humanity, Felix. Follow Quicksave’s

“I am so glad to finally meet someone civilized

convinced though. “I will take practical over fancy any

while Atom Cat rolled his eyes. “Anyway, I am told you

worry about that, Quicksave, I got your costume covered,” she said while drawing on a blank paper sheet with her pencil. “I thought about a Valentino-style suit with artificial fibers, but the more I thought of it, the more I realized I should use a better material. One that fits

“Cashmere?” Ryan asked, hopeful.

sanity in

brakes, before she went too far. “That’s too extreme

but

and even Atom Cat observing her sketch. “Instead of a corporate tie, we’re

it was wonderful. The perfect blend of modern fashion

bright scarf instead of a tie? That was a stroke of genius! Why

as if

duty to the law, or will you stay true to your wild,

about my bipolarity?” Ryan asked, now giddy. “What do you do

your metal mask silver and black, light and darkness coexisting without ever

have been converted! Yours

there’s two of them now,” Felix

me?” The Panda asked, hopeful. “Can you make a costume worthy of the Panda’s pure

thought about

“But I don’t know

not about whether you can use it or not,” Ryan enlightened him. “It's about looking

say, two bandoliers around your chest, a green beret, black shorts that will adjust to your transformation, and maybe a pair of

glanced at

are a national treasure that must be protected,” Ryan told Wardrobe. “And you will be!

“It’s okay,

looked at the costume, utterly mesmerized. “What about the car? Can we get a

is already on the case,” Wardrobe promised, grinning at the two. “So, you’re okay with the costumes? Of course you are. Once you validate

enthusiastically. “And afterward we go patrol in

Panda and Atom Cat

in the field,” Ryan argued. “It’s like baptizing

Cat asked, a little skeptical. “Go to Rust

“Uh, yes?”

what about the seminar?” The Panda asked, worried. He must have thought not attending would hurt his chances at becoming an

the truth, arrogant young disciple!” Ryan told his sidekick. “One must confront evil, instead

The Panda put his hand on his chest. “The

the Green Genome on the back, before glancing at a confused

the Cat asked, a

and putting his hands on the boy’s shoulders. “There is a moment in the life of a man, where he must take charge of his own future! Where he must break

personal space, please?” Felix asked, leaning back in

for nothing but a brand! They will destroy you with one hour and a half long corporate

“You know what, even if you’re clearly off your meds, you’ve got a point. About time someone confronted this city’s Psycho cancer.

asked with

you can leave your atelier without

Pro League next week, after we finish filming the new Wyvern movie,” Wardrobe said happily. “I already have a field license. It will be my

finger at the

streets of Rust Town in a brand new costume. Wardrobe sat at his side, while Atom Cat, that fashion disaster, had taken over the backseat with

window. No matter the loop, nobody ever got used to Rust Town. Even the

admitted, her fingers twitching. “I see why they don’t let juniors patrol

Ryan said, a lighthearted

she said, moving closer

change into any persona that isn’t copyrighted right? Fictional or not? Does that mean you can change