The Perfect Run

And the whole thing started so well!

Right after Ryan punched Psyshock’s jaw out, Shroud revealed his ‘presence’ and unleashed glass shards in all directions. The situation quickly devolved into a chaotic melee, while the pets in the animal shelter howled as one.

Shortie immediately fired at Psyshock with her water rifle, the liquid forming a three-meters wide bubble around the Meta. The malevolent telepath struggled inside, unable to escape the liquid prison. Meanwhile, Rakshasa had summoned a dozen gremlins, Atom Cat attempted to engage Mongrel in close combat only to be repelled by a blast of compressed air, and Wardrobe’s costume transformed into a cosplay of Che Guevara. As for the Panda…

Mosquito instantly flew at him when the melee started, singling the bear out as easy prey whose blood he could drink. Except he forgot that Ryan’s disciple was a seven hundred kilos juggernaut bigger than a polar bear, and who hit just as hard.

So the caught Mosquito’s sting mid-flight, pivoted on himself, and tossed the surprised Psycho against one of the black minibuses. The bugman hit it with enough force to trigger the alarm, but the immediately closed the gap before he could recover.

“Bear Smash!” The roared while he lunged at the Meta, hitting him so hard he bent the minibus’ metal doors; he then started beating the tar out of Mosquito with his bestial strength.

He was…

He was good!

The Panda was good!

He was ridiculous, but he was good!

Unfortunately, Ryan didn’t have the time to observe the animal brawl. The lizardman among the Meta lunged at an empty spot and slammed something against the ground, the blown dust revealing the invisible Shroud’s position. Ryan guessed the lizardman had managed to sense the glass Genome through sound or scent. The Carnival vigilante retaliated with shards, but they couldn’t cut through the Meta lizard’s tough scales.

Stopping time, Ryan rushed to Shroud’s rescue and punched the lizard with Fisty in the frozen time. When the clock struck again, the blow sent the reptile flying to the side, allowing Shroud to fly away. The glass genome switched targets to support Atom Cat with shards before Mongrel could incinerate him with pyrokinesis.

“Use pebbles!” Ryan shouted at Atom Cat, who still attempted to engage Mongrel in close-combat. “Use pebbles!”

“Oh, good idea!” Felix quickly caught on and threw a small stone at Mongrel, the projectile blasting the Psycho against the orphanage’s walls. Len managed to exploit his temporary incapacitation to trap him in another bubble, the rabid Psycho gasping for air.

Unfortunately, it turned out, Len’s bubble wasn’t powerful enough to fully immobilize Psyshock. When he realized all was lost, the malevolent mindjacker managed to raise a tentacle at his head and shattered his own skull. His grey matter flowed into the water, the Psycho abandoning his men to their fate.

“Damn, not again!” Ryan complained, as he pummeled the reptile Psycho into unconsciousness with Fisty. Shroud started shredding gremlins with shards while Atom Cat tossed explosive stones at them, but Rakshasa kept summoning more. By now, hundreds of the critters threatened to swarm the shelter.

At least, until they noticed Ryan and abruptly stopped.

“Huh?” the time-traveler asked, as the critters seemed to panic. One of the gremlins put two raised fingers behind his head, as if mimicking a rabbit’s ears, and then pointed at Ryan.

The creatures’ anxious expression turned into stark raving terror.

“Wait, you remember me?!” Ryan asked, the gremlins immediately running away as he approached them. They seemed to recognize him, even with a new costume.

Wait, of course they did! Rakshasa probably summoned these creatures from another universe and the genome’s ability only affected this one! “Come back,” Ryan pleaded. “Rabbits are friendly!”

The gremlins frantically escaped into Rust Town, much to Rakshasa’s shock and surprise. “Hey, come back here!” the jaguar-man ordered, even as Wardrobe rushed at him. “Come back, you cowards!”

Che Wardrobe tackled the jaguar to the ground, Rambo-style, and started manhandling him. Perhaps the costume gave her superhuman fighting skills or increased strength, but she quickly restrained the mook summoner with a chokehold. The vicious catman attempted to claw at her flesh, but Shroud nailed his palms to the ground with glass spikes.

“Back off!” Shortie warned, raising her rifle. Wardrobe released the chokehold and rolled away, just as Rakshasa became trapped inside a bubble of his own.

“You have the right to remain silent!” The forced Mosquito’s bloody face against the minibus’ car hood, while holding him in a wristlock. “Perp!”

Ryan pitied the Mosquito. To be beaten by that bear must have hurt, physically and emotionally. A few seconds later, both the bug and the reptile Psycho joined their brethren in bubble confinement.

“I caught one, Sifu!” the said, his bear face the very picture of happiness. “I caught one! We won!”

“No,” Len said, the only one crestfallen with the result. “Psyshock, he escaped.”

wouldn’t call that escaped,” Atom Cat said, pointing at the floating corpse in Shortie’s watery

their prison, while the wounded Mosquito gasped for breath. “They’re monsters,

nodded. “The special water provides them with enough oxygen to survive through direct skin contact... but not enough to stay conscious. Their body falls into

caught mooks and Psyshock lived to fight another day. Which meant that the Meta could not only keep their enslaved thralls,

face remained bitter. “I… I should have put more pressure,” she said, blaming herself for Psyshock’s escape. “If I had increased the

it’s okay,” Ryan consoled her. “We’ll

us an explanation,” Atom Cat scolded

turned around, and realized Shroud had vanished. He must have turned invisible and left before the others could ask embarrassing questions. “That sneaky

Cat kept asking, suspicious. “That stuff about Hector? Because I assume it

snapped at him, her anger at Dynamis

a conspiracy?” the asked, clearly excited.

frown. Even her costume changed from a South American icon to normal. “Why would he do that? Help monsters

recording,” Ryan said, opening his suit to reveal the wiretap inside. “Our very own

with rage, the sat on his ass without a word, and

In all

the marketing side of things. ”It could be an impersonator

Meta-Gang?” Felix replied with irritation, fists clenched. “I knew they were snakes, and I still let

we know too much? That’s what happens in movies, right? We know too much, so we’re all gonna

hands on her waist. “We will do things by the book, and take

if he’s in on the conspiracy

Cat accused Ryan. “That was your plan from the

Ryan said. “He’s very shy and not as transparent

the was recruited?” The asked Ryan, his eyes widening in hope. “You couldn’t

It…

Ryan was absolutely sure the had nothing to do with any conspiracy whatsoever, because no illuminati in their right mind would hire him. “Exactly, young disciple,” he replied, raising

“M-my liver?”

in the back of the

a deep breath, glancing at the Meta-Gang. “First thing first, what do we

“Hours,” Len replied laconically.

than enough time to bring them back to Optimates Tower,” Wardrobe declared with a nod. “Everyone

with anger. He had left his family for Dynamis to do good, and the company had disappointed him.

them?” Wardrobe snapped back. “We can’t do that, we aren’t vigilantes. We stand for something. There are due processes to

and risk letting these guys go? They tried to kidnap children to turn them into

my proposal. We call our beloved manager, he sends help to bring

Wardrobe said with a nod.

crossed his arms, glaring at Ryan suspiciously. “You’re both in on it.

kitten, it’s

to expose Hector.” He

Ryan glanced at everyone, putting a finger on

on his feet. “Can I make the

will be your first arrest!” Wardrobe replied with a cheery grin. “You will see, you never forget your

costumes, why Che Guevara?” Ryan asked, the question had bothered

wear it, or Fidel Castro’s,” she admitted, a little embarrassed. “They say it’s

her communist radar triggered.

of a social democrat,” Wardrobe admitted, leaving Len disappointed. The fashion designer immediately

and he realized someone had sent

miss the photo session!” Wardrobe complained, glaring at him. “Quicksave, it would be perfect to introduce your new costume

need to bring the kids home,” Ryan said, while Len frowned at him. Though Psyshock’s temporary demise had not warranted a response from Big Fat Adam, the Meta would probably hit the orphanage again with heavy hitters unless evacuated. “And after that, I

caller had sent

south of New Rome, with Len sitting in the other seat. They made their way past the strip and into a place

The place was terribly dirty, the ground littered with used drug paraphernalia, spent condoms, and even bullet casings, but it wasn’t as bad as Rust Town. Ryan didn’t see any feral dogs scavenging trash cans, and people walked around without the sense of paranoia that characterized the northern neighborhoods. The place was a dump, but