The Perfect Run

“Sorry, I can’t do that.”

Ryan scratched Eugène-Henry’s back while watching Dr. Tyrano on his computer screen. The A-bomb laid on the desk, right next to the late Fat Adam’s gravity cannon. “You’re saying no to unlimited fundings, resources, and safety from the monster you keep bottled up in your lab when he inevitably breaks out? Because you know he will.”

“I don’t know how you managed to learn that much about my work,” Tyrano admitted, a little disturbed. “But I am contractually bound to Dynamis for the next two hundred years. I can’t even leave the building without a heavy escort.”

“Two hundred years?” Were there other time-travelers running around in Italy? “Is that even legal?”

“In New Rome, it is.”

Ryan massaged his temples, at his wit’s end. “Think, Tyrano, think! You’re using an unstable product to turn people you know into timebombs! What will you have after everyone has turned into a Bloodstream clone?”

Dr. Tyrano remained silent for a moment, but Ryan guessed his answer before he even spoke.

“Dinosaurs,” the scalie answered. “I’d still have dinosaurs.”

That made Ryan think more than it should.

Still, the fact Tyrano wouldn’t leave the Dynamis HQ nor agree to sabotage the Knockoff supply dashed a few of the courier’s hopes. Even if the Carnival developed a vaccine plague to cure New Rome’s population, they would have to assault Lab Sixty-Six again to finish off Bloodstream for good.

Still, Ryan didn’t give up on the saurian Genius.

“What if I told you we have access to a completely safe Knockoff variant, so strong it even works with robots?” The courier tempted him. “That we have not one, but two Genomes with multiple powers and no-side effects to study? That we possess a wealth of research and information on Elixirs… and a lab capable of creating life from scratch?”

Then he delivered the coup de grace.

“Inhuman life?”

Tyrano’s slitted eyes expanded like a frog’s, to Ryan’s shock. The courier wondered if it was what passed for arousal for humanoid dinosaurs. To hook him further, the courier forwarded the Genius a sample of his Elixir research, including a bio-scan of Mongrel.

“We’re working on a cure for the Psycho condition,” Ryan said. “Though you’re contractually obligated to work with Dynamis, certainly you can sacrifice some of your precious time for it. Who knows, maybe you could make a Green Knockoff capable of granting your dearest, cold-blooded wish.”

The Genius barely took a glance at the data before raising his white flag. “Where do I sign?”

“First…” Ryan scratched Eugène-Henry behind the ears. “You must give me access to that folder.”

“Oh, that one?” Dr. Tyrano seemed strangely embarrassed about it. “It’s something of a side-project, and early results weren’t promising. But it will change the world, you’ll see!”

“I’ll keep an open mind,” Ryan said, as he received an email called ‘Monster Girl Project.’ He opened the video file within.

The courier instantly regretted it, as an abomination came into view.

The screams and moans that came out of this… this thing startled Ryan so much, that he almost fell from his chair. His terrified cat leaped out of his lap to take over the nearby bed.

“Oh God… oh God…” Ryan covered his mouth, though he couldn’t tell if it was in horror or terrible awe at the man’s demented genius. There were things that could still surprise him after eight centuries of time-traveling. “Why?!”

“A creative spur!” Tyrano explained, as if it made up for this crime against nature. “I couldn’t do that to a reptile!”

“Why a mink?!” Ryan asked, closing the video feed when he couldn’t take the abomination’s screams anymore. “Is… is that thing still alive?”

“No, no, it died, unfortunately,” Tyrano reassured him. “But I have a spare.”

Ryan resisted the urge to throw up, and stopped the video call feed. He would have nightmares for years to come. Even the most depraved Sonic the Hedgehog fans didn’t go as far as Dr. Scalie did.

The courier took a moment to gather his breath, only to suddenly hold it. Two long ears rose from the side of the desk, a monster rising from the depths of Hell.

“No,” Ryan said with false panic.

The plushie looked at his maker, then at the A-bomb, and finally back at his maker. Meanwhile, Eugène-Henry ignored them all to vanish beneath the bedsheets, considering the matter beneath his kingly notice.

“No!” Ryan forbade the plushie.

And for the first time since this loop began, the furred fiend answered.

“I will always be your friend!”

This plushie hastily pushed the A-bomb’s button with a loud ‘click.’

Nothing happened.

The plushie hit it again, and again, and again in quick succession, growing more and more frustrated. Its eyes turned red as it glared angrily at Ryan.

“It’s a prop,” the courier replied with a grin. “I gave the real one to Vulcan.”

He had bribed his favorite dwarf Genius with so much technology, that she didn’t even ask him to ruin Star Studios this time. Vulcan insisted that Ryan become her assistant instead, and wouldn’t take no for an answer.

shadow of his Jasmine remained ever-present. The courier also intended to use

it the gravity cannon. “Here, if you want to work your way up the suicide chain,” he said. “Aim for the heart though. There’s a chance you might live if you go

than it was. “Please don’t kill anyone else!” Ryan pleaded as he left the fiend to

managed to repair his glass mask,

the tomato juice factory,” Ryan replied with disappointment. “He fears his

courier was on a Meta run, he might have changed that, but Ryan would have his plate full with the

though Ryan spent last night at the harbor helping Jamie protect drug supplies. Luigi hadn’t shown up this time, probably at Livia’s urging, but Jamie still invited Ryan to stay at his house all the same. That guy was so nice, he made the courier want to

the next day and help take over the bunker’s mainframe. With Dr. Stitch and Tyrano’s

night, he would

clean up Dynamis’ upper echelons,” Mathias said. “We planned to wait for Hector Manada to retire, but we can hasten his departure all the

said with a shrug. “His children might be willing to switch to a safer, better

won’t follow,” Mathias said. “Enrique might, once we provide him with the necessary data to show the destruction Bloodstream could unleash; and especially if his

he?” Ryan asked with a frown. “He’s a red, a commie infiltrator. He wants to turn everyone into

controls the Knockoff supply, but with Tyrano’s cure, he can also

Genome so people like Augustus couldn’t monopolize

give superpowers and take them away, then it could become a true superpower. People would be kept in line by the fear of losing their Knockoff Genome abilities, and the Manada

societal control they grant his organization,” Shroud said. “If he was truly the hero he believes himself to be, he wouldn’t have created something so dangerous in the first place. In the end, Alphonse Manada only believes in his vision. He won’t deviate from his chosen path unless

said, remembering Bianca running off to sacrifice herself. “I

doubtful. “Among the most dangerous Genomes operating in Italy, he

with

spreading to the public is too great. Even

only destroy this place after it helps

his arms. “Do you truly believe Psychos can

my transparent

replied, before adding, “but if there is a chance it works… if there is even the slightest chance it works,

head perked up at Ryan’s words. “He can even cure mental illnesses, Alzheimer’s, and even

behind his mask, though the vigilante turned his head sideways, thoughtful. “Why do you

interdimensional squids, Ryan thought. “I

them to ravage the world.” Shroud shook his head. “When I hear all the positive things Geniuses can make, I can’t help but wonder why Mechron built weapons

be rotten apples like Late Adam, but most people I’ve met only need the right circumstances to turn their lives around. Anyone can choose right over wrong. Even a spoiled, self-obsessed

that

boyfriend her gallery yesterday night.

luck to do everything, but she hides artistic sensibilities that appeal to me as a game designer. I can’t quite explain it. And she won half a million euros

of Fortuna? Yesterday’s battle had greatly helped

up. “Loud, no respect

better person

behind his head. “Will you be

you turn back time to make your own go well?” Mathias deadpanned with a joke of his own, before answering. “I think I will clear things up with her, but…

of her group, she isn’t in it for the killing,” Ryan

her?” Shroud’s voice turned from

Ryan replied. He really had a thing for

is dangerous, Ryan. What if she changes her

I needed it,” the

would wreck up the world for her sake, if he didn’t. She didn’t deserve to have her

everyone.”

he

changing the subject. “You can confirm what I

asked. “Even if you turn

my

a way for you to carry others through time? I suppose it

“I have a procedure to transfer information directly into your

I am too paranoid to let anyone alter my brain, even if you earn my trust beforehand. I’m not sure I would even accept such a

who understood the technology; and Sarin, who had nothing left to lose. Even Len had remained on the fence

hold all the cards, and all

secret too, Safelite,” Ryan pointed out. “I can count on one

we went through for you to do

Butt destroyed the city after

Atom Kitten would clearly be much happier with the Carnival than with Dynamis. “A shame. I was

much as

me and see for

they found the transformed folding paper sheets under Len’s watch. Sarin was playing pool near a pile of books, including Discours de la méthode:Pour bien

barely see his paws move. The construct joined four others, representing a monkey,

Sarin snickered. “Can you unlock Rubik

my teammates, Origami, can turn herself into paper sharp enough to slice throats,” Shroud replied dryly. “She could even

you?” The Psycho taunted him, while focusing on

he tolerated Sarin, the vigilante mistrusted her as much as Ryan did in

to fear from me.” Sarin hit an 8-ball with

fold paper that fast, even though he had mastered the skill years ago. “I thought you were a martial arts Genius?” he asked

“I ran tests. It… it took him minutes to pick up origami, and he… he learned French five pages into