The Perfect Run

“Sorry, I can’t do that.”

Ryan scratched Eugène-Henry’s back while watching Dr. Tyrano on his computer screen. The A-bomb laid on the desk, right next to the late Fat Adam’s gravity cannon. “You’re saying no to unlimited fundings, resources, and safety from the monster you keep bottled up in your lab when he inevitably breaks out? Because you know he will.”

“I don’t know how you managed to learn that much about my work,” Tyrano admitted, a little disturbed. “But I am contractually bound to Dynamis for the next two hundred years. I can’t even leave the building without a heavy escort.”

“Two hundred years?” Were there other time-travelers running around in Italy? “Is that even legal?”

“In New Rome, it is.”

Ryan massaged his temples, at his wit’s end. “Think, Tyrano, think! You’re using an unstable product to turn people you know into timebombs! What will you have after everyone has turned into a Bloodstream clone?”

Dr. Tyrano remained silent for a moment, but Ryan guessed his answer before he even spoke.

“Dinosaurs,” the scalie answered. “I’d still have dinosaurs.”

That made Ryan think more than it should.

Still, the fact Tyrano wouldn’t leave the Dynamis HQ nor agree to sabotage the Knockoff supply dashed a few of the courier’s hopes. Even if the Carnival developed a vaccine plague to cure New Rome’s population, they would have to assault Lab Sixty-Six again to finish off Bloodstream for good.

Still, Ryan didn’t give up on the saurian Genius.

“What if I told you we have access to a completely safe Knockoff variant, so strong it even works with robots?” The courier tempted him. “That we have not one, but two Genomes with multiple powers and no-side effects to study? That we possess a wealth of research and information on Elixirs… and a lab capable of creating life from scratch?”

Then he delivered the coup de grace.

“Inhuman life?”

Tyrano’s slitted eyes expanded like a frog’s, to Ryan’s shock. The courier wondered if it was what passed for arousal for humanoid dinosaurs. To hook him further, the courier forwarded the Genius a sample of his Elixir research, including a bio-scan of Mongrel.

“We’re working on a cure for the Psycho condition,” Ryan said. “Though you’re contractually obligated to work with Dynamis, certainly you can sacrifice some of your precious time for it. Who knows, maybe you could make a Green Knockoff capable of granting your dearest, cold-blooded wish.”

The Genius barely took a glance at the data before raising his white flag. “Where do I sign?”

“First…” Ryan scratched Eugène-Henry behind the ears. “You must give me access to that folder.”

“Oh, that one?” Dr. Tyrano seemed strangely embarrassed about it. “It’s something of a side-project, and early results weren’t promising. But it will change the world, you’ll see!”

“I’ll keep an open mind,” Ryan said, as he received an email called ‘Monster Girl Project.’ He opened the video file within.

The courier instantly regretted it, as an abomination came into view.

The screams and moans that came out of this… this thing startled Ryan so much, that he almost fell from his chair. His terrified cat leaped out of his lap to take over the nearby bed.

“Oh God… oh God…” Ryan covered his mouth, though he couldn’t tell if it was in horror or terrible awe at the man’s demented genius. There were things that could still surprise him after eight centuries of time-traveling. “Why?!”

“A creative spur!” Tyrano explained, as if it made up for this crime against nature. “I couldn’t do that to a reptile!”

“Why a mink?!” Ryan asked, closing the video feed when he couldn’t take the abomination’s screams anymore. “Is… is that thing still alive?”

“No, no, it died, unfortunately,” Tyrano reassured him. “But I have a spare.”

Ryan resisted the urge to throw up, and stopped the video call feed. He would have nightmares for years to come. Even the most depraved Sonic the Hedgehog fans didn’t go as far as Dr. Scalie did.

The courier took a moment to gather his breath, only to suddenly hold it. Two long ears rose from the side of the desk, a monster rising from the depths of Hell.

“No,” Ryan said with false panic.

The plushie looked at his maker, then at the A-bomb, and finally back at his maker. Meanwhile, Eugène-Henry ignored them all to vanish beneath the bedsheets, considering the matter beneath his kingly notice.

“No!” Ryan forbade the plushie.

And for the first time since this loop began, the furred fiend answered.

“I will always be your friend!”

This plushie hastily pushed the A-bomb’s button with a loud ‘click.’

Nothing happened.

The plushie hit it again, and again, and again in quick succession, growing more and more frustrated. Its eyes turned red as it glared angrily at Ryan.

“It’s a prop,” the courier replied with a grin. “I gave the real one to Vulcan.”

He had bribed his favorite dwarf Genius with so much technology, that she didn’t even ask him to ruin Star Studios this time. Vulcan insisted that Ryan become her assistant instead, and wouldn’t take no for an answer.

could now interact with Vulcan without feeling stabbed in the gut every time she opened her mouth, the shadow of his Jasmine remained ever-present. The courier also intended to use this loop to deal with the Bliss Factory and Narcinia, and so would rather stay a contractor working for multiple branches of the Augusti’s

cannon. “Here, if you want to work your way up the suicide chain,” he said. “Aim for the heart though. There’s a chance you

examined the cannon curiously, though the weapon was ten times larger than it was. “Please don’t kill anyone else!” Ryan pleaded as he left the

asked, having waited for him in the next corridor. He had managed to repair his glass mask, though Ryan wondered why

sabotage the tomato juice factory,” Ryan replied with disappointment. “He fears his bosses’

might have changed that, but Ryan would have his

helping Jamie protect drug supplies. Luigi hadn’t shown up this time, probably at Livia’s urging, but Jamie still invited Ryan to stay at his house all the same. That guy was so nice,

Rome by the next day and help take over the bunker’s mainframe. With Dr. Stitch and Tyrano’s long-distance assistance, the courier would have the best medical team in the

night, he would dedicate

up Dynamis’ upper echelons,” Mathias said. “We planned to wait for Hector Manada to retire, but

children might be willing to switch to a safer,

and especially if his family lied to him. But Alphonse is another beast entirely. He won’t surrender Bloodstream, even

frown. “He’s a red, a commie infiltrator. He wants to turn everyone into a Genome,

Tyrano’s cure, he can also

so people like Augustus couldn’t monopolize power, but he didn’t wish to coexist with other

be kept in line by the fear of losing their Knockoff Genome abilities, and the Manada would

societal control they grant his organization,” Shroud said. “If he was truly the hero he believes himself to be, he wouldn’t have created something so dangerous in the first place. In the end, Alphonse Manada only believes in his vision. He won’t deviate

can stop time,” Ryan said, remembering Bianca running off to sacrifice herself. “I will stop

the most dangerous Genomes operating in Italy, he comes a close third

can, with

to go, Ryan,” Shroud insisted. “Maybe there is something here that could defeat Fallout, or even Augustus, true. But the risk of dangerous weapons spreading to the public is too great. Even distributing Mechron’s Knockoff formula doesn’t strike me as a good idea. It might weaken the

preaching to a convert,” Ryan replied. “But I will only destroy this place after it helps

crossed his arms. “Do you truly believe Psychos can

my transparent

there is even the slightest chance it works, I can’t stop you

perked up at Ryan’s words. “He can even cure mental illnesses, Alzheimer’s, and even

his mask, though the vigilante turned his head sideways, thoughtful. “Why do you think the

Ryan thought.

to ravage the world.” Shroud shook his head. “When I hear all the positive things Geniuses

people I’ve met only need the right circumstances to turn their lives around. Anyone can choose right over wrong. Even a spoiled, self-obsessed brat with a busted

know that she sculpts in

shown her boyfriend her gallery yesterday night. “Pretty

she relied on her own luck to do everything, but she hides artistic sensibilities that appeal to me as a game designer. I can’t quite explain it. And she won half a million euros in lottery winnings this morning, but instead of sitting on it, she wants to distribute it to Rust Town’s

fondly of Fortuna? Yesterday’s battle had greatly helped to turn his opinion of

retriever,” Ryan summed it up. “Loud, no respect

a much better person than

hands behind his head. “Will

to make your own go well?” Mathias deadpanned with a joke of his own, before answering. “I think I will clear things up with her, but… not as long as she’s

the killing,” Ryan said. “She wants to protect

you’re dating her?” Shroud’s voice turned

her out because I wanted to,” Ryan replied. He really had a thing for Blue Genomes

her access to this place is dangerous, Ryan. What if she changes her

and helped me when I needed it,” the courier replied. “I want to return the

world for her sake, if he

you can’t save everyone.” Shroud marked a

he had to

comes here, we’ll use your rabbit foot of a girlfriend to access the mainframe,” Ryan said, changing the subject. “You

Leo about you, you understand that?” Shroud asked. “Even if you turn back time again,

my cute,

to carry others through time? I suppose it is only mental,

a procedure to transfer information directly into your

know myself. I am too paranoid to let anyone alter my brain, even if you earn

who understood the technology; and Sarin, who had nothing left to lose. Even Len had remained on the fence so far. “I’m trying to improve a system that could bypass that extra step, but nothing’s

don’t like it,” he admitted. “You hold all the cards, and all I can do

to share my greatest secret too, Safelite,” Ryan pointed out. “I

what adventures we went through for

though Lightning Butt destroyed the

like it. Neither did Ryan, since Atom Kitten would clearly be much happier with the Carnival than with Dynamis. “A shame. I

much as the

me and see

near a pile of books, including Discours de

barely see his paws move. The construct joined four others, representing a monkey, a tiger, a crane, and a

Sarin snickered. “Can you unlock Rubik Cubes

to slice throats,” Shroud

you?” The Psycho taunted him, while focusing on her

Sarin, the vigilante mistrusted her as much as Ryan did in the early days of his presidency. “If you sell us out as you did your previous employer, I will slay

to fear from me.” Sarin hit an 8-ball with her pool stick. “Don’t make me wait

Even Ryan couldn’t fold paper that fast, even though he had mastered the skill years ago. “I thought you were a martial arts Genius?” he

ran tests. It… it took him