The Primal Hunter

Jake had tried quite a few teleportation methods during his time in the system. The best kind was the one done by the system in that he didn’t even feel it. It was just a blink, and you suddenly found yourself somewhere new.

Teleportation circles were a bit rougher but also quite convenient. One Step Mile was a bit rougher than that, but Jake had gotten so used to it the skill that he barely noticed it. It also wasn’t really teleportation but more just shrinking space between himself and his target.

However… the teleportation when he was dragged from the ninety-third Universe was something entirely different from anything he had ever tried before. Jake felt like his entire body unraveled as he was consumed by darkness. He found himself within a vast void of nothingness for at least a few seconds, and while in there, all his senses went amok.

Jake was forced to close his eyes and try to seal off his senses, but while in that void, in the final moment, he felt like something else was there. Something else than Villy’s attention landed on him, and Jake failed to resist looking off to the side where he saw-

Jake woke up with a start as he frantically looked around him, but a headache made him lie back down as he groaned in pain.

To his side sat Villy in a squat as he flicked Jake’s forehead. “Shouldn’t stare at Void Dwellers, mate.”

Jake brought his hands to his forehead, now bleeding from that damn flick. “What the actual fuck was that?”

“I just told you, it was a Void Dweller,” Villy answered with a shrug. “You know, dwellers of the void between universes, eldritch beings of unimaginable power, many of which with power to rival even the most powerful of gods, including me.”

“Wait, for real?”

Villy just smirked. “Where else do you think gods and even Primordials get in a good bout? Ah, but don’t bother thinking about them quite yet; you can’t even survive in the void without being a god yourself first. Usually, you don’t even have to pass through the void like that, but as I said, weird workarounds were used to speed up the process of getting you here. Ah, but no worries, you were actually never in any danger. I doubt the system would have let you die within the void even without my protection, as that would mean an outside force – me – would have killed you. I reckon it would rather just shield your soul from destruction. Case-in-point, you didn’t die by looking at the Void Dweller. Mortals usually die when looking at Void Dwellers.”

Jake just groaned again as his headache was slowly subsiding. “Man, I am already beginning to regret coming here.”

“You were just personally invited and brought by, and to, your honored Patron god, and you complain?” Villy said, shaking his head in disappointment. “That is some peak heresy right there. At the very least blasphemy of the highest level.”

“Wow, imagine not licking ass being considered blasphemy,” Jake chuckled as he finally sat up properly. “In all seriousness, thanks for the lift, I guess? What was all the fuss about now that I’m here?”

“I need measurements for your school uniform.”

Jake raised an eyebrow. “I call bullshit. As a so-called preacher of freedom, I seriously doubt you would limit the fashion and self-expression of those in the Order.”

Villy protested: “We do have uniforms for members.”

“That you didn’t make, but they just began using over time, and you never bothered to do anything about it. Because honestly, that would just be a waste of time. Also, it was their own choice to adopt uniforms, to begin with, and there are conveniences to being recognized. I got that right?” Jake asked pointedly.

“See, now you are acting way more like a Chosen by actually understanding my teachings,” the Viper grinned. “But yeah, yeah, Nah, no school uniform needed… unless you want one? I could totally make that a thing in the Academy; we could even have mini-ski-“

“No,” Jake cut him off. “Just… no.”

“Killjoy,” Villy said with a fake sad expression. “Guess we’ll just have to actually do some practice and teaching and stuff. And here I hoped we could design school uniforms together… I guess you are also against holding a school festival, even if you can be in charge of the haunted house?”

“Oh no, I am totally up for that, as long as I can throw a bedsheet over your head and toss you in there,” Jake agreed sarcastically.

I could just create an avatar

your dedication

Villy nodded. “We can even go all-out and even kidnap some actual ghosts and zombies and stuff for

better, we can do none of that, and you can

more,” the Viper said, dejected. “Alright,

after the tutorial, but this place was clearly different. Standing up, Jake ignored Villy for a while as he saw

of a

the hell is

no architectural rules, as some were high-rises of glass, not unlike back on Earth, while others looked like mounds of dirt. Some were just large trees with buildings on, and

the Order of the Malefic Viper. Or, more accurately, you are in a tower connected to the

end of the city… and mind you, this was without Jake seeing any visible curvature to the place. He saw tens of thousands

here?” Jake

the

all the members of the

course not. This is where all the poor people live, and this tower only exists to lord over them while serving as a conduit of the defensive

the alchemists of the Order are indeed basement-dwelling nerds, huh? Should have seen it

inaccurate, but I think you should see the underground for yourself before judging. Oh, and by the way, the Academy is also down there, so you

and he had evolved an entire grade since, but it didn’t really allow him to detect jack shit. He did know the Viper wasn’t actively

felt like they looked slightly different than his own scales. Even if they were based on the same thing, the scales

Sphere of Perception was slightly thrown off as space

and for some reason, mirrors and what looked like telescopes lining the walls and

as the Viper turned and summoned two comfortable chairs and some pastries, as well as two bottles of beer. Jake

poisoned?” Jake

worth anything got my Palate skill, so all you are giving them is some novel poison knowledge. These poisons don’t need to be strong, but just interesting, and often weak variants are used. Ah, but if you do accidentally kill someone by offering them poison they couldn’t handle, then no worries. Their own faults for drinking it and not having good enough

doing something like that,” Jake nodded, suddenly retroactively understanding what

merchant of your city does. Ah, but one piece of advice, I would

bit as he was about to drink it, but not to a very high level,

suspiciously but just shrugged. “Suit yourself. Thoughts on the

Jake said as

create these kinds of drinks. I am sure you will have your fair share in the future. This batch

an eyebrow. “Someone of

had never said Chris, Miranda, Hank, Sylphie, Reika, or used the names of any of

“One of Snappy’s kids.”

“… he has kids?”

he does,” Villy said. “Mate, the Holy Mother, has like a thousand currently living children, and at least a dozen or so

do you have kids too?”

in the room shift as the Viper’s casual smile disappeared. He soon regained it as he shook his head. “I… did.