Chapter 78

They’d put up banners behind my back. I turned and almet wished a piano would fall on me.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! The Goddess of Metropolis and Beauty Upon Yell

[I’m 26, but I’m so beautiful I might as well be 16!]

Jean had clearly prepped for this day! Just look at her, giddily filming everything from the very beginning.

When I tried to take off the sash, she called out, “Nuh–uh, Miss! This thing stays on you till the entire night!”

Alex and Lacey–another one of my good friends–grabbed each of my hands, howling with laughter.

“Hey! We shouldn’t be traumatizing our new friend here with this!” I protested.

Soleil waved her hands, laughing as she filmed me too. “El I’m good, Tay–Tay!”

I was stunned. This young woman was more of a party animal than I’d thought!

“See this, Tay? You’ve just lost any right to ever complain about being alone! We all know you’ve been going through some tough times, so I spent a fortune to make ‘The Best Frickin‘ Birthday Party Ever for you! You’re gonna love it!” Jean declared.

It felt like a proclamation, a teaser for something

a knock at

“Oho, here

door,

us, swirling in the cool

pops while Alex and

posse of handsome men entered

a bouquet. The second hung a floral galand around

set what looked like a diamond

Birthday,” while the fifth performed a magic trick. He transformed

trolley carrying a cake of the

someone at the craziest fiesta My friends weren’t any more composed–they

the meaning of the “Queen of the Night” sash. These men

I had to hand it to my girls–this birthday party was perfect for me!

certain Shit–ward Kenne–dick! Choose any one of them to your heart’s content!” Jean

with his own brand

good memory, but I quickly realized I couldn’t keep track of all

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