Chapter 78

They’d put up banners behind my back. I turned and almet wished a piano would fall on me.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! The Goddess of Metropolis and Beauty Upon Yell

[I’m 26, but I’m so beautiful I might as well be 16!]

Jean had clearly prepped for this day! Just look at her, giddily filming everything from the very beginning.

When I tried to take off the sash, she called out, “Nuh–uh, Miss! This thing stays on you till the entire night!”

Alex and Lacey–another one of my good friends–grabbed each of my hands, howling with laughter.

“Hey! We shouldn’t be traumatizing our new friend here with this!” I protested.

Soleil waved her hands, laughing as she filmed me too. “El I’m good, Tay–Tay!”

I was stunned. This young woman was more of a party animal than I’d thought!

“See this, Tay? You’ve just lost any right to ever complain about being alone! We all know you’ve been going through some tough times, so I spent a fortune to make ‘The Best Frickin‘ Birthday Party Ever for you! You’re gonna love it!” Jean declared.

a proclamation, a teaser for something even more

a knock at

smile widened. “Oho, here

the door,

down on us, swirling in the

the sudden pops while Alex and the others shrieked with glee.

of handsome men entered the

handed me a bouquet. The second hung a floral galand around

set what looked like a diamond crown on my head.

while the fifth performed a magic trick. He transformed a

a trolley carrying a cake of the most

nonstop, like someone at the craziest fiesta My friends weren’t any more composed–they shrieked so

the Night”

it to my girls–this birthday party was perfect for me!

certain Shit–ward Kenne–dick! Choose any one of them to your heart’s content!”

young men–each with his own brand of hotness–began introducing themselves.

thought I had a good memory, but I quickly realized I couldn’t keep track of all their names!

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