The Romantic Trials Of A Transmigrated Empress

Chapter 349: She had no words.

Two hours later, Lady Iryne emerged from the cauldron with a flawless skin. She also looked ten years younger, like a snake that had molted out of its old skin. The sight of her left everyone speechless.

Even Sigrid had not expected the effect.

"My goodness. Can I go next?" Duchess Mila asked Sigrid.

"You would need to be glitter bombed first." Sigrid told her.

As Lady Iryne was being escorted into the house, they heard a splash. When everyone turned around, they heard maids screaming Kip’s name.

Half an hour later, Iryne Thorin was made to sit at her reading table and pen another letter. While she was willing to write a letter, she did not feel comfortable writing it under the watchful eye of her mother-in-law that really wanted some fairy glitter.

[To: Secret Council of Fairy godmothers.

Dear Dame Twilight Appleblossom,

Let me begin my letter by sharing the little fact that I was aghast, extremely so when the glitter you sent exploded in my face. Perhaps a heads up next time so that I can save it the proper way.

I must say that I found the tone of your correspondence mildly lacking. My daughter Sigrid {The mage} can break the spell on any glass slipper you create. If you need proof of this send us a pair. I also would not mind owning a pair of size six glass slippers. If they could arrive before Lady Aberdon’s ball which is in two weeks, I will be very grateful.

Back to serious business. Your claim that godmothering is about empowerment does not sit well with me. It was not empowering when Cinderella was left barefoot in a forest with a shattered pumpkin, no transport home and rags for clothes. For heaven sake, the least you could have done is given the lass a coat to keep off the cold.

empowerment, I call

making me a godmother for a week. I will take it. Tell me where and when and I will be there with a suitcase, a wand and glass slippers. I might have

a

it is teaching the wrong lessons. I don’t know if this is your department as well

to the queen daily. How does it do it? And why doesn’t it ever lie to spare

stranger shelter after one song and a sweeping of the kitchen? The dwarfs, while charming seem to collectively share one apple sized brain. I question their vetting

white was no better than them. Who moves in with strangers at the snap of a finger. Did she leave her own brain back in the

attempt ate an apple given to her by a strange old woman in the woods. Does the phrase

move in with seven strange dwarfs but she ate an apple casually given to her by a stranger. It pains me to call her stupid but my goodness!!! What

be the bearer of bad news but men {even princes} don’t just go around kissing princesses randomly anymore. The laws in our empire and other kingdoms around

am of the suggestion that you put a consent scroll in Snow white’s hands next time. I shudder

kiss scenario reminds me a lot of only Cinderella’s feet could fit in

I

of Snow

guidebook for dwarfs on stranger protocol and emergency

Lessons for Snow White

if it’s

as white as snow, lips as red as blood and hair as black as ebony does not mean that she should be named Snow White. Where is her royal

father named