The Romantic Trials Of A Transmigrated Empress

Chapter 358: The best funeral ever.

There was a moment of silence as the solicitor folded the letter and put it away. He avoided everyone’s eyes because he was afraid that some of the people at the funeral would love to take their swords and stab him. It was hard to tell who would take lead. The crown prince whose naked picture had been in Lady Jane’s possession all along or those whose affairs he had exposed.

There was a scream and a fight broke out between Duchess Crane and Lady Thistlebaum.

While others were trying to stop the fight, Sigrid was gesturing at Brolin to stop the solicitor because she wanted the naked painting of her husband back. The way he was glowering at her, he was ready to eat her alive, and not in the good way.

The Reverend decided not to bother saying any last words. In the midst of minor chaos, he said the last prayers and the casket was lowered into the ground. When it touched down, it made a bubbly popping sound--like a bottle of champagne uncorking from inside.

Lady Percival and others popped the fox brew open, someone set off fireworks, startling the organists. Despite Lord Derrick’s protests, drums of wine were poured into the ground.

Lord Pemberton suddenly returned with a sword just as mourners were about to throw flowers onto the casket.

"I am going to kill you Derrick, you ruined her." He was screaming as he run forward with that sword.

Swords had no eyes, and the wielder was drunk. People screamed and run out of his way. Red knights took Lord Pemberton down.

Lady Jane was finally laid to rest beneath s headstone that read: She came, she saw, she spilled.

Words that she had insisted on despite any protests from her daughters and her husband. In the end, she got the funeral she wanted, more drama than tears, lots of wine and all the gossip and scandal that would have put a smile on her face.

laughing from heaven or laughing from hell. It was hard to tell where a

the best funeral that Sigrid had ever

we came?" she

the first place." He replied gruffly, still sour over the naked drawing

because he did not want to risk his neck. This much he had said to Lady Jane when she showed him the drawing the

She gracefully moved her hand to her mouth and she snickered, "I cannot believe that she passed on your naked drawing to her daughter as

at the end

not even lower her voice or hide the fact that she

She abandoned Roland for Mauve and Christie. "Ooh, he looked so mad. He was not even mentioned in the letter so

Derrick looked even

Mauve’s. "I don’t think Duchess

ruin Lady Thistlebaum’s life. For crying out loud, they are best friends! Lady Thistlebaum

happen in Lady Blanche and other series like

arrived at the cars but the women refused to let go of each other or get inside. They

standing next to cars or carriages, discussing the

the biggest scandal sniffer in the empire was among them and he was talking to Lord

valet was trying to cover his mouth, to keep his Lord from revealing

what do you suppose Lord Thistlebaum is going to do about all this?" Mauve asked about something which had been on her mind as soon as it was

and Christie winced. They would hate to be in Lord Thistlebaum’s shoes right now. He was known to love his wife abundantly. He loved her so much that he never took a secondary wife and pampered her to