Chapter 400: You’re an Idiot

“You are mocking me.”

“Of course I am. You havve been acting like a polished statue for the past ten years. And now look at you, calling me in the middle of the night asking what love feels like. This is delicious. I should record this and sell it to the tabloids.”

“Carl… I will have your house burned.”

“So romantic.” Carl commented obviously not threatened by Somto’s words.

Somto leaned back, finally allowing a small laugh to escape.

“I don’t know what to do, Carl.”

Carl went quiet for a few seconds after Somto’s answer.

“So you really are falling in love with someone?” he asked, carefully, still sounding like he couldn’t believe the words.

Somto inhaled deeply.

“Yes.”

Carl made a choking sound.

“Bro… what is happening?? You? You? Falling in love? I feel like I’m in a telenovela.”

“Carl—”

“Okay, okay, fine. I could pretend to be wise and give you a heartfelt speech, but since this is clearly a medical emergency… let me Google this real quick.”

Somto rubbed his temple.

“I’m going to regret this, aren’t I?”

“Too late. You called me, remember? Now hold on while I become Dr. Carl, Love Specialist.”

There was the sound of frantic typing, a dramatic “hmph,” and then silence.

“Okay. It says here, wait, I’m reading from the most reliable source on the internet: ’12 signs you’re falling in love, according to experts.'”

“Oh God.”

Let the

cleared his throat, then began

deep concern for their wellbeing. Even when they’re

He paused.

King of

Somto was quiet.

when Nnenna was nearly killed though Eglon wouldn’t dare after he found out her indentity. He saw her from the crowd when he stepped into the execution

the fire in his chest when he realized they were going to kill her just a few

“Yes,” he said quietly.

Carl whistled.

that’s one. Let’s keep going. Number two: Your mood shifts based on theirs. When they’re happy, you’re lighter. When they’re hurt… it breaks something

Another pause.

mood

moment she smiled in the coronation hall,

up watching the former king’s death, and his entire world

“…Yes.”

your victories with them first.

Somto blinked.

he was officially declared King. His first thought wasn’t about his mother.

“Yes.”

out

on RoyalTV. Okay, number four: You find their flaws… kind of adorable? Like, she gets on your nerves but you also kind of live for

memory conjured Nnenna arguing with him about the letting go of her hand, rolling her eyes, calling him a “weird

smiling and feeling empty

“Yeah. That too.”

voice dropped to a fake

“Oh noooo. He’s doomed.”

Somto groaned.

I called for help.

with an extreme case of romantic delusion. Okay, two more questions. Let’s wrap this up before you start writing her name on your royal

“Please don’t.”

your life, even if it

Silence fell.

Somto’s jaw clenched.

Revealing that moment, his own father’s last breath. just

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