Trash of the Count's Family

“Eruhaben-nim.”

It has been two days since Cale woke up.

Cale called out the ancient Dragon's name once again.

“The ancient artifact-”

“Shut up.”

Eruhaben ignored Cale.

“No, really-”

“Human, shut up!”

A piece of meat gently landed in Cale's open mouth.

Cale chewed and swallowed the piece of beef that Raon had placed in his mouth with magic.

Choi Han would cut the meat and then Raon would use magic to place it in Cale's mouth. Cale was lying on the bed and thinking to himself.

‘…This isn’t right.’

He had been rolling around on the bed for two days. Cale looked around at everyone before starting to speak.

“Isn’t it about time we got started-”

“Young master-nim.”

Ron handed him a lemonade with a smile and Cale took a sip without complaining.

‘Vicious.’

They were keeping a close eye on him.

Cale had to deal with this constant and vicious watch for two days.

The children averaging nine-years-old, Choi Han, Ron, Beacrox, and Eruhaben. Furthermore, the Mercenary King who was pretending to be drunk and the mage, Glenn Poeff, who was actually drunk.

They were all taking turns making sure that Cale got some rest.

It didn’t matter that he felt like there was a mountain load of things to get done.

‘Ahem, if we want to defeat the White Star.’

‘Human, shut up!’

‘Eruhaben-nim, isn’t it about time you used the ancient artifact?’

‘Shut up, you unlucky bastard.’

Cale's attempts had failed over and over.

Cale had let time pass by the past few days as he failed time after time. His finger started to move.

Poke.

“Human! What are you doing?!”

Cale poked Raon's chubby cheek. He then caressed On and Hong without responding.

A piece of fruit landed in Cale's mouth even as he did that.

“…Being a slacker really is the best.”

Cale confirmed that fact to himself and opened his mouth again.

“Eruhaben-nim.”

“Shu-”

“I'm fine now.”

Eruhaben looked toward Cale who cut him off and started to sit up. Cale confidently looked back at him.

It was at that moment.

“Fine?

Pfft.”

He could hear someone scoffing at him. Cale turned his head. He could see a table.

When he looked at who was sitting at the table…

“…That damn alcoholic.”

The alcoholic who was drinking even with his head on the table raised his head up. Of course, his eyes were completely focused.

Naturally, the alcoholic was Mercenary King Bud Illis.

“In this secretary-nim’s opinion, you’ll need to rest for about one year in order to be fine.”

“…Sigh.”

Cale could not help but sigh.

‘Why did I make a bet to make him my secretary?’

He opened his mouth to speak.

“Aren’t you disappointed that you didn't actually try to win the bet? How about we do it for real?”

“…A drinking bet?”

“Yes, Yes. A drinking bet.”

Cale pointed to himself and continued on.

“If I win, you will no longer be my secretary and I don't ever want to see your face again. What do you think?”

Smirk.

The Mercenary King smirked before lowering his head.

“Aigoo, I'm getting drunk!”

He put his head back on the table and turned away from Cale.

“Tha, that-!”

to get

faced a

Cale every time Cale

cares if you pretend to

smell like alcohol, your

“Young master-nim.”

annoyed Cale flinched after hearing

drinking when you only ate the food Beacrox packed you

“Ahem.”

from Ron and slowly getting off

you at least tell us what you were doing in there or why you starved for six

shut his mouth even

what he did on Wind Island for a

was a bit late because he was fortifying the Sound of the Wind. He was late because the island was a dead mana

able

Choi Han. He

of fortification

had given a short response back

‘Just a regular one.’

of fortification required him

had not explained

could not be

like I

contents of the test, but he could also

was no point to

It was all fake.

was all an illusion that would not happen in the real

to

raised his foot up with a calm

kicked the

Bang!

“Aigoo!”

to be shocked as he raised his head. Cale started

“Hey, secretary.”

to the ancient artifact

prepare a

ancient artifact in a

see the ancient

iron gate was opened and

as he introduced the area

go through my grandfather’s training from hell as well as where I became a sword master and

“Haaaaa.”

sighed and shook his head. However, Bud

is the place that has my blood, sweat, and tears! This is the training ground for the gatekeepers! Sob,

them gave a second glance as they walked into

up! What

the red kitten Hong who was the last to enter patted Bud with his

“Sob. Hong!”

kitten easily moved away from the alcoholic. However,

will do it

because

ancient artifact in his hand as he observed the Dragon who was saying that he would do it alone. Eruhaben calmly responded

do it alone. I would prefer

then reached his hand out toward Cale. He was telling

Goldie gramps, I will be right next

argued back as if his being there was obvious. The others showed their

a great and

someone who gave off a strong

not wish to show my healing

after hearing the words coming out of

pray that the ancient artifact is

It was Ron Molan.

man understood the ancient Dragon’s

in pain or struggle a lot. Ron understood better than anybody else why

people who were there when he was

were Choi Han and

back after seeing Choi Han and

Then I will explain how to use

stepped back while explaining

water for the user who decides to use it

pointed to

be cured to the point you want. Of course, it may be a bit painful depending on the situation. My stomach did not feel good when I

Vitality.

to healing and

heard the thief's voice in his mind. The vitality filling up in

vitality of the people who died earlier than they were supposed to because of the Forest of Darkness. That

thief showed her support for Eruhaben

both the thief and Bud. Bud continued

user is greater than the limits of the jar, then the jar will break after the user drinks

was a good chance the jar would break. This was a Dragon's life they were

It would take a lot to increase the vitality

“I understand.”

nodding his head and pointing with his

stay outside. I’ll call you

without complaining. He then left the training ground without

quietly followed behind him or slowly followed with hesitation. Raon stopped

You have to live

as

“I know, little kid.”

shrugged his

take on the White Star without me?

observed the smiling

so I have to

had a relaxed smile on his face which finally got Raon to leave the training ground and sit

the gate before turning around and snapping

Snap!

gate automatically closed

Baaaaang!

on the other side after the iron

and leaned on a wall as the others just stared at

you a bit too

back to

you just need to drink the water and that there

was so shocked when I saw it filling with water that I

head. However, his smile

much pain he would

head with a stoic

seeing everyone standing silently before looking

then started

in order

would be a big difference in their chances of defeating the White Star and his subordinates if the ancient Dragon