Trash of the Count's Family

“Eruhaben-nim.”

It has been two days since Cale woke up.

Cale called out the ancient Dragon's name once again.

“The ancient artifact-”

“Shut up.”

Eruhaben ignored Cale.

“No, really-”

“Human, shut up!”

A piece of meat gently landed in Cale's open mouth.

Cale chewed and swallowed the piece of beef that Raon had placed in his mouth with magic.

Choi Han would cut the meat and then Raon would use magic to place it in Cale's mouth. Cale was lying on the bed and thinking to himself.

‘…This isn’t right.’

He had been rolling around on the bed for two days. Cale looked around at everyone before starting to speak.

“Isn’t it about time we got started-”

“Young master-nim.”

Ron handed him a lemonade with a smile and Cale took a sip without complaining.

‘Vicious.’

They were keeping a close eye on him.

Cale had to deal with this constant and vicious watch for two days.

The children averaging nine-years-old, Choi Han, Ron, Beacrox, and Eruhaben. Furthermore, the Mercenary King who was pretending to be drunk and the mage, Glenn Poeff, who was actually drunk.

They were all taking turns making sure that Cale got some rest.

It didn’t matter that he felt like there was a mountain load of things to get done.

‘Ahem, if we want to defeat the White Star.’

‘Human, shut up!’

‘Eruhaben-nim, isn’t it about time you used the ancient artifact?’

‘Shut up, you unlucky bastard.’

Cale's attempts had failed over and over.

Cale had let time pass by the past few days as he failed time after time. His finger started to move.

Poke.

“Human! What are you doing?!”

Cale poked Raon's chubby cheek. He then caressed On and Hong without responding.

A piece of fruit landed in Cale's mouth even as he did that.

“…Being a slacker really is the best.”

Cale confirmed that fact to himself and opened his mouth again.

“Eruhaben-nim.”

“Shu-”

“I'm fine now.”

Eruhaben looked toward Cale who cut him off and started to sit up. Cale confidently looked back at him.

It was at that moment.

“Fine?

Pfft.”

He could hear someone scoffing at him. Cale turned his head. He could see a table.

When he looked at who was sitting at the table…

“…That damn alcoholic.”

The alcoholic who was drinking even with his head on the table raised his head up. Of course, his eyes were completely focused.

Naturally, the alcoholic was Mercenary King Bud Illis.

“In this secretary-nim’s opinion, you’ll need to rest for about one year in order to be fine.”

“…Sigh.”

Cale could not help but sigh.

‘Why did I make a bet to make him my secretary?’

He opened his mouth to speak.

“Aren’t you disappointed that you didn't actually try to win the bet? How about we do it for real?”

“…A drinking bet?”

“Yes, Yes. A drinking bet.”

Cale pointed to himself and continued on.

“If I win, you will no longer be my secretary and I don't ever want to see your face again. What do you think?”

Smirk.

The Mercenary King smirked before lowering his head.

“Aigoo, I'm getting drunk!”

He put his head back on the table and turned away from Cale.

“Tha, that-!”

started to

a lunatic like

drunk and ignored Cale every

if you pretend to

like alcohol,

“Young master-nim.”

flinched after hearing Ron's

talking about drinking when you only ate the food

“Ahem.”

Ron and slowly getting off the

better if you at least tell us what you were

shut his mouth

explained to the group about what

said that he was a bit late because he was fortifying the Sound of the Wind. He

had not been able to explain a few

Choi Han. He recalled Choi Han’s

kind of

given a short response

‘Just a regular one.’

required him to starve for

Cale had not explained any

could not

like I can

test, but he could also not tell

point to

It was all fake.

would not happen

would he tell them that only to make the children

raised his foot up

then kicked the

Bang!

“Aigoo!”

his head on the table, pretended to be shocked as he raised his head. Cale started to

“Hey, secretary.”

ancient

a quiet

ancient artifact

the ancient Dragon

opened

bottle in his hand as

had to go through my grandfather’s training from hell as well as

“Haaaaa.”

sighed and shook his head. However, Bud was

that has my blood, sweat, and tears! This is the training ground for the gatekeepers! Sob, you don't know how many times I

was sobbing, but none of them gave a second glance

up! What a

Hong who was the last to enter patted Bud with

“Sob. Hong!”

hug Hong, but the kitten easily moved away from the alcoholic. However,

do

was because

he observed the Dragon who was saying that he would do it alone. Eruhaben calmly responded to

do it alone. I would prefer if everybody waited

He was

will be right next

others showed their agreement with Raon.

great

strong aura even

do not wish to show my healing process to

the first to be pushed back after hearing the words coming out of the

the

It was Ron Molan.

old man understood the ancient

would look as the healing happened. He might flail in pain or struggle a lot. Ron understood better than anybody else why the ancient Dragon would

because he remembered the expressions on the faces of people who were

were Choi Han and

averaging nine-years-old grumbled, but moved back

hem. Then I will explain how

stepped back while explaining how

with just enough water for

pointed to the

vitality will be cured to the point you want. Of course, it may be a

Vitality.

related to healing

the thief's voice in his mind. The vitality filling up in that jar

died earlier than they were supposed to because of the Forest of Darkness. That is why I like that it is being

showed her support for Eruhaben using

focused on both the thief and

course, if the amount of vitality necessary for the user is greater than the limits of the jar, then the jar will break after the user drinks

jar would break.

as strong. It would take a

“I understand.”

nodding his head and pointing with

me the jar and stay outside. I’ll call you in when it is

complaining. He then left

quietly followed behind him or slowly followed with

You have to live

as he

“I know, little kid.”

shrugged his

White Star without me? I am someone who keeps

the

I’ll live a long life, so I have to

Dragon had a relaxed smile on his face which finally

gate before

Snap!

iron gate automatically closed following that

Baaaaang!

was going on on the other side after the iron

over and leaned on a wall as

Aren’t you

back to

to drink the water and

when I saw it filling with water that I just gulped it

smiled and nodded his head. However,

but I cannot be certain about how much pain he would feel. The ancient

just nodded his head with a stoic expression. His

another gulp of alcohol after seeing everyone standing silently before looking back at the

started to

order to be able to defeat

in their chances of defeating the White Star and