Trash of the Count's Family

“Eruhaben-nim.”

It has been two days since Cale woke up.

Cale called out the ancient Dragon's name once again.

“The ancient artifact-”

“Shut up.”

Eruhaben ignored Cale.

“No, really-”

“Human, shut up!”

A piece of meat gently landed in Cale's open mouth.

Cale chewed and swallowed the piece of beef that Raon had placed in his mouth with magic.

Choi Han would cut the meat and then Raon would use magic to place it in Cale's mouth. Cale was lying on the bed and thinking to himself.

‘…This isn’t right.’

He had been rolling around on the bed for two days. Cale looked around at everyone before starting to speak.

“Isn’t it about time we got started-”

“Young master-nim.”

Ron handed him a lemonade with a smile and Cale took a sip without complaining.

‘Vicious.’

They were keeping a close eye on him.

Cale had to deal with this constant and vicious watch for two days.

The children averaging nine-years-old, Choi Han, Ron, Beacrox, and Eruhaben. Furthermore, the Mercenary King who was pretending to be drunk and the mage, Glenn Poeff, who was actually drunk.

They were all taking turns making sure that Cale got some rest.

It didn’t matter that he felt like there was a mountain load of things to get done.

‘Ahem, if we want to defeat the White Star.’

‘Human, shut up!’

‘Eruhaben-nim, isn’t it about time you used the ancient artifact?’

‘Shut up, you unlucky bastard.’

Cale's attempts had failed over and over.

Cale had let time pass by the past few days as he failed time after time. His finger started to move.

Poke.

“Human! What are you doing?!”

Cale poked Raon's chubby cheek. He then caressed On and Hong without responding.

A piece of fruit landed in Cale's mouth even as he did that.

“…Being a slacker really is the best.”

Cale confirmed that fact to himself and opened his mouth again.

“Eruhaben-nim.”

“Shu-”

“I'm fine now.”

Eruhaben looked toward Cale who cut him off and started to sit up. Cale confidently looked back at him.

It was at that moment.

“Fine?

Pfft.”

He could hear someone scoffing at him. Cale turned his head. He could see a table.

When he looked at who was sitting at the table…

“…That damn alcoholic.”

The alcoholic who was drinking even with his head on the table raised his head up. Of course, his eyes were completely focused.

Naturally, the alcoholic was Mercenary King Bud Illis.

“In this secretary-nim’s opinion, you’ll need to rest for about one year in order to be fine.”

“…Sigh.”

Cale could not help but sigh.

‘Why did I make a bet to make him my secretary?’

He opened his mouth to speak.

“Aren’t you disappointed that you didn't actually try to win the bet? How about we do it for real?”

“…A drinking bet?”

“Yes, Yes. A drinking bet.”

Cale pointed to himself and continued on.

“If I win, you will no longer be my secretary and I don't ever want to see your face again. What do you think?”

Smirk.

The Mercenary King smirked before lowering his head.

“Aigoo, I'm getting drunk!”

He put his head back on the table and turned away from Cale.

“Tha, that-!”

started to get

had never faced a lunatic like this

and ignored Cale every time

cares if you

you smell like alcohol, your eyes are completely

“Young master-nim.”

annoyed Cale flinched after hearing Ron's

in your current condition? Are you talking about drinking when you only ate the food

“Ahem.”

let out a fake cough before turning away from Ron and slowly getting off the bed. Ron's

you at least tell us what you were doing in there or

shut his mouth even

what he did on Wind Island for a

the Sound of the

not been able to explain a

with Choi Han.

of fortification

a short response back to

‘Just a regular one.’

fortification required

had not

could not

not like

about the contents of the test, but he could also not tell them what had

point

It was all fake.

was all an illusion that would not happen

that only to make the

foot up with

then kicked the

Bang!

“Aigoo!”

his head on the table, pretended to be shocked as he raised his head.

“Hey, secretary.”

pointed to the ancient artifact and continued

a quiet

use this ancient artifact in

could see the ancient Dragon

opened

a bottle in his hand as he introduced the area to the

I had to go through my grandfather’s training from hell as well as where I became a

“Haaaaa.”

Glenn Poeff sighed and shook his head. However,

is the training ground for the gatekeepers! Sob, you don't know how many times I ate dirt here in the name of training,

but none of them gave a second glance as they walked into the

What a sad

kitten Hong who was the last

“Sob. Hong!”

tried to hug Hong, but the kitten easily moved away from the alcoholic. However, the kitten had to

do it

was because

ancient artifact in his hand as he observed the Dragon who was saying that

alone. I would prefer if

hand out toward Cale. He was telling Cale to hand him

gramps, I will be

his being there was obvious. The others showed their agreement

great

strong aura

to show my healing process to

back after hearing the

the

It was Ron Molan.

old man understood

struggle a lot. Ron understood better than anybody else why the

remembered the expressions on the faces of people who were there when

were Choi Han and

moved back after seeing Choi Han and Beacrox

explain how to

stepped back while explaining how to

with just enough water for the

to

drink the water, any issues related to vitality will be cured to the point you want. Of course, it may be a bit painful depending on

Vitality.

to healing and extending

thief's voice in his mind. The vitality filling up in that jar comes

the people who died earlier than they were supposed to because of the Forest of

thief showed her support for

both the thief and

greater than the limits of

thinking that there was a good chance the jar would break. This was a Dragon's

was just as strong. It would

“I understand.”

nodding his head and pointing with his

jar and stay outside. I’ll call you in when it is

complaining. He then left the training

either quietly followed behind him or slowly followed with hesitation. Raon stopped for a moment and shouted

have to live for a

as he answered

“I know, little kid.”

then shrugged

Star without me? I am someone who

observed the smiling ancient

I’ll live a long life, so I have to live

on his face which finally got Raon to leave

group outside the gate before turning

Snap!

gate automatically

Baaaaang!

not see what was going on on the other side after the iron gate closed with

wall

my friend. Aren’t you a bit too

responded back to

that you just need to drink the water and that there are no side effects,

saw it filling with water that I just gulped it

nodded his head. However,

be certain about how much pain he would feel.

stoic expression. His hand headed inside his

seeing everyone standing

started

the ancient Dragon’s strength in order to be able to defeat the

defeating the White Star and his subordinates if the ancient