Trash of the Count's Family

“Eruhaben-nim.”

It has been two days since Cale woke up.

Cale called out the ancient Dragon's name once again.

“The ancient artifact-”

“Shut up.”

Eruhaben ignored Cale.

“No, really-”

“Human, shut up!”

A piece of meat gently landed in Cale's open mouth.

Cale chewed and swallowed the piece of beef that Raon had placed in his mouth with magic.

Choi Han would cut the meat and then Raon would use magic to place it in Cale's mouth. Cale was lying on the bed and thinking to himself.

‘…This isn’t right.’

He had been rolling around on the bed for two days. Cale looked around at everyone before starting to speak.

“Isn’t it about time we got started-”

“Young master-nim.”

Ron handed him a lemonade with a smile and Cale took a sip without complaining.

‘Vicious.’

They were keeping a close eye on him.

Cale had to deal with this constant and vicious watch for two days.

The children averaging nine-years-old, Choi Han, Ron, Beacrox, and Eruhaben. Furthermore, the Mercenary King who was pretending to be drunk and the mage, Glenn Poeff, who was actually drunk.

They were all taking turns making sure that Cale got some rest.

It didn’t matter that he felt like there was a mountain load of things to get done.

‘Ahem, if we want to defeat the White Star.’

‘Human, shut up!’

‘Eruhaben-nim, isn’t it about time you used the ancient artifact?’

‘Shut up, you unlucky bastard.’

Cale's attempts had failed over and over.

Cale had let time pass by the past few days as he failed time after time. His finger started to move.

Poke.

“Human! What are you doing?!”

Cale poked Raon's chubby cheek. He then caressed On and Hong without responding.

A piece of fruit landed in Cale's mouth even as he did that.

“…Being a slacker really is the best.”

Cale confirmed that fact to himself and opened his mouth again.

“Eruhaben-nim.”

“Shu-”

“I'm fine now.”

Eruhaben looked toward Cale who cut him off and started to sit up. Cale confidently looked back at him.

It was at that moment.

“Fine?

Pfft.”

He could hear someone scoffing at him. Cale turned his head. He could see a table.

When he looked at who was sitting at the table…

“…That damn alcoholic.”

The alcoholic who was drinking even with his head on the table raised his head up. Of course, his eyes were completely focused.

Naturally, the alcoholic was Mercenary King Bud Illis.

“In this secretary-nim’s opinion, you’ll need to rest for about one year in order to be fine.”

“…Sigh.”

Cale could not help but sigh.

‘Why did I make a bet to make him my secretary?’

He opened his mouth to speak.

“Aren’t you disappointed that you didn't actually try to win the bet? How about we do it for real?”

“…A drinking bet?”

“Yes, Yes. A drinking bet.”

Cale pointed to himself and continued on.

“If I win, you will no longer be my secretary and I don't ever want to see your face again. What do you think?”

Smirk.

The Mercenary King smirked before lowering his head.

“Aigoo, I'm getting drunk!”

He put his head back on the table and turned away from Cale.

“Tha, that-!”

to get

faced a lunatic

be drunk and ignored Cale every time

if you pretend to be

though you smell like alcohol, your eyes are completely

“Young master-nim.”

flinched after

talking about drinking when you only ate the food Beacrox packed you for one day and

“Ahem.”

cough before turning away from Ron and slowly getting off the bed. Ron's son, Beacrox, sighed and added on as

if you at least tell us what you were doing in there or why you

shut his mouth

about what he did on

was a bit late because he was fortifying the Sound of the Wind. He was late because

he had not been able to explain a few things

with Choi Han. He recalled Choi Han’s

of fortification was

short response

‘Just a regular one.’

What kind of fortification required

had not

could not

not like I

not lie about the contents of the test, but he could also not tell

no point

It was all fake.

illusion that would

only to make

his foot up

then kicked the

Bang!

“Aigoo!”

head on the table, pretended to be shocked

“Hey, secretary.”

the ancient

prepare a

this ancient artifact

the ancient

gate was opened and an

had a bottle in his hand as he introduced the

grandfather’s training from hell as well as where I became a sword master and

“Haaaaa.”

Glenn Poeff sighed and shook his

the place that has my blood, sweat, and tears! This is the training ground for the gatekeepers! Sob,

none of them gave a second glance as they walked into

up! What a sad

the red kitten Hong who was the last to enter patted Bud

“Sob. Hong!”

the kitten easily moved away from the alcoholic. However, the kitten had

will do it

was because

artifact in his hand as he observed the Dragon who

do it alone. I would prefer if everybody

He was telling

I will be right

argued back as if his being there was obvious. The others showed their

a great and

was someone who gave off a strong aura even when he was

to show my healing process

first to be pushed back after hearing the words coming

the ancient artifact

It was Ron Molan.

man understood the

or struggle a lot. Ron understood better than anybody else why the ancient Dragon would not want others to see

who were there when he was suffering

were Choi Han

but moved back after seeing Choi Han

I will explain how to

King Bud stepped back while explaining how

ancient artifact will fill with just enough water for the user who decides to use it

to the cracking

the water, any issues related to vitality will be cured to the point you want. Of course, it may be a bit painful depending on the situation. My stomach

Vitality.

the power related to healing and extending

The vitality filling up in that jar comes from the

because of the Forest of Darkness. That is why I like that it is being used

her support for Eruhaben

focused on both the thief and Bud. Bud continued

the amount of vitality necessary for the user is greater than the limits of the jar, then the jar will break after

a good chance the jar would break. This was a Dragon's life

strong. It would take

“I understand.”

before nodding his head and pointing with

and stay outside. I’ll call you in when

Eruhaben the jar without complaining. He then

him or slowly followed with hesitation. Raon stopped for a

live for

as

“I know, little kid.”

shrugged his

Star without me? I am

observed the smiling ancient

I’ll live a long life, so I have

on his face which finally got Raon

the group outside the gate before turning around and snapping his

Snap!

automatically closed following

Baaaaang!

on the other side after the iron gate closed with

a wall

my friend. Aren’t you a bit

bluntly responded back to Bud's

that you just need to drink the water and that there are no side

was so shocked when I saw it filling

his head. However, his

cannot be certain about how much pain he would

head with a stoic expression.

another gulp of alcohol after seeing everyone standing silently before looking back at the

then started

the ancient Dragon’s strength in order to be able

White Star