Trash of the Count's Family

“Eruhaben-nim.”

It has been two days since Cale woke up.

Cale called out the ancient Dragon's name once again.

“The ancient artifact-”

“Shut up.”

Eruhaben ignored Cale.

“No, really-”

“Human, shut up!”

A piece of meat gently landed in Cale's open mouth.

Cale chewed and swallowed the piece of beef that Raon had placed in his mouth with magic.

Choi Han would cut the meat and then Raon would use magic to place it in Cale's mouth. Cale was lying on the bed and thinking to himself.

‘…This isn’t right.’

He had been rolling around on the bed for two days. Cale looked around at everyone before starting to speak.

“Isn’t it about time we got started-”

“Young master-nim.”

Ron handed him a lemonade with a smile and Cale took a sip without complaining.

‘Vicious.’

They were keeping a close eye on him.

Cale had to deal with this constant and vicious watch for two days.

The children averaging nine-years-old, Choi Han, Ron, Beacrox, and Eruhaben. Furthermore, the Mercenary King who was pretending to be drunk and the mage, Glenn Poeff, who was actually drunk.

They were all taking turns making sure that Cale got some rest.

It didn’t matter that he felt like there was a mountain load of things to get done.

‘Ahem, if we want to defeat the White Star.’

‘Human, shut up!’

‘Eruhaben-nim, isn’t it about time you used the ancient artifact?’

‘Shut up, you unlucky bastard.’

Cale's attempts had failed over and over.

Cale had let time pass by the past few days as he failed time after time. His finger started to move.

Poke.

“Human! What are you doing?!”

Cale poked Raon's chubby cheek. He then caressed On and Hong without responding.

A piece of fruit landed in Cale's mouth even as he did that.

“…Being a slacker really is the best.”

Cale confirmed that fact to himself and opened his mouth again.

“Eruhaben-nim.”

“Shu-”

“I'm fine now.”

Eruhaben looked toward Cale who cut him off and started to sit up. Cale confidently looked back at him.

It was at that moment.

“Fine?

Pfft.”

He could hear someone scoffing at him. Cale turned his head. He could see a table.

When he looked at who was sitting at the table…

“…That damn alcoholic.”

The alcoholic who was drinking even with his head on the table raised his head up. Of course, his eyes were completely focused.

Naturally, the alcoholic was Mercenary King Bud Illis.

“In this secretary-nim’s opinion, you’ll need to rest for about one year in order to be fine.”

“…Sigh.”

Cale could not help but sigh.

‘Why did I make a bet to make him my secretary?’

He opened his mouth to speak.

“Aren’t you disappointed that you didn't actually try to win the bet? How about we do it for real?”

“…A drinking bet?”

“Yes, Yes. A drinking bet.”

Cale pointed to himself and continued on.

“If I win, you will no longer be my secretary and I don't ever want to see your face again. What do you think?”

Smirk.

The Mercenary King smirked before lowering his head.

“Aigoo, I'm getting drunk!”

He put his head back on the table and turned away from Cale.

“Tha, that-!”

to get

never faced a lunatic like

and ignored Cale every time Cale told him not

you pretend

you smell like alcohol,

“Young master-nim.”

Cale flinched after hearing Ron's

current condition? Are you talking about drinking when you only ate the food Beacrox packed you for one day and starved for six

“Ahem.”

let out a fake cough before turning away from Ron and slowly getting off the bed. Ron's son, Beacrox, sighed and added on

least tell us what you

his

what he did on

the Sound of the Wind. He was late because the island was

he had not been able to explain

made eye contact with Choi Han. He recalled Choi

kind of

short

‘Just a regular one.’

What kind of fortification required him

not explained

could not

like

the test, but he could also not tell them what

no point

It was all fake.

an illusion that would not happen in

he tell them that only to make the children and

raised his foot up with

then kicked

Bang!

“Aigoo!”

be shocked as

“Hey, secretary.”

to the ancient artifact and continued to

prepare a

this ancient artifact

see the ancient

large iron gate was opened and an empty area

a bottle in his hand as

hell as well as where

“Haaaaa.”

Glenn Poeff sighed and shook his head. However,

is the training ground for the gatekeepers! Sob,

them gave a second glance as they walked into the

up! What a

who was the last to

“Sob. Hong!”

to hug Hong, but the kitten easily moved

will do

because of Eruhaben’s

he observed the Dragon who was

do it alone. I would prefer if

out toward Cale. He was telling Cale

gramps, I will be

his being there was obvious. The others showed their agreement with Raon. Eruhaben added one more sentence at

great and

someone who gave off a strong aura even when he was

to show

back after hearing the words coming out of the pale but

that the ancient artifact is

It was Ron Molan.

understood

pain or struggle a lot. Ron understood

expressions on the faces of people who were there when he was suffering in

were Choi Han and

averaging nine-years-old grumbled, but moved back after seeing Choi Han

hem. Then I will explain how to use the

stepped back while explaining how to use

just enough water for

pointed to the

vitality will be cured to the point you want. Of course, it may be

Vitality.

related to healing and extending someone's

in that jar comes from the

to because of the Forest of Darkness. That is why I like that it is being used for a

thief showed her support

focused on both the thief

of vitality necessary for the user is greater than the limits of the jar,

the jar would break. This was a Dragon's life

just as strong. It would take

“I understand.”

say much before nodding his head and pointing with

me the jar and stay outside. I’ll call you

without complaining. He then left the training

others either quietly followed behind him or slowly followed with hesitation. Raon stopped for

You have to live for a long

as he answered

“I know, little kid.”

then shrugged his

the White Star without me? I am someone

the smiling

said I’ll live a long life, so I have to live a

on his face which finally got Raon to leave the training ground and sit next to

looked at the group outside the gate before turning around and snapping

Snap!

gate automatically closed following that

Baaaaang!

what was going on on the other side after the iron gate

leaned on a wall as the others

friend. Aren’t you a bit

back

said that you just need to drink the water and that there are no side

it filling with water that I

nodded his head. However, his

but I cannot be certain about how much pain

his head with a stoic expression. His hand

of alcohol after seeing everyone standing silently before looking back at

started to

strength in order to be able to defeat

in their chances of defeating the White Star and his subordinates if the ancient Dragon was