Trash of the Count's Family

“Eruhaben-nim.”

It has been two days since Cale woke up.

Cale called out the ancient Dragon's name once again.

“The ancient artifact-”

“Shut up.”

Eruhaben ignored Cale.

“No, really-”

“Human, shut up!”

A piece of meat gently landed in Cale's open mouth.

Cale chewed and swallowed the piece of beef that Raon had placed in his mouth with magic.

Choi Han would cut the meat and then Raon would use magic to place it in Cale's mouth. Cale was lying on the bed and thinking to himself.

‘…This isn’t right.’

He had been rolling around on the bed for two days. Cale looked around at everyone before starting to speak.

“Isn’t it about time we got started-”

“Young master-nim.”

Ron handed him a lemonade with a smile and Cale took a sip without complaining.

‘Vicious.’

They were keeping a close eye on him.

Cale had to deal with this constant and vicious watch for two days.

The children averaging nine-years-old, Choi Han, Ron, Beacrox, and Eruhaben. Furthermore, the Mercenary King who was pretending to be drunk and the mage, Glenn Poeff, who was actually drunk.

They were all taking turns making sure that Cale got some rest.

It didn’t matter that he felt like there was a mountain load of things to get done.

‘Ahem, if we want to defeat the White Star.’

‘Human, shut up!’

‘Eruhaben-nim, isn’t it about time you used the ancient artifact?’

‘Shut up, you unlucky bastard.’

Cale's attempts had failed over and over.

Cale had let time pass by the past few days as he failed time after time. His finger started to move.

Poke.

“Human! What are you doing?!”

Cale poked Raon's chubby cheek. He then caressed On and Hong without responding.

A piece of fruit landed in Cale's mouth even as he did that.

“…Being a slacker really is the best.”

Cale confirmed that fact to himself and opened his mouth again.

“Eruhaben-nim.”

“Shu-”

“I'm fine now.”

Eruhaben looked toward Cale who cut him off and started to sit up. Cale confidently looked back at him.

It was at that moment.

“Fine?

Pfft.”

He could hear someone scoffing at him. Cale turned his head. He could see a table.

When he looked at who was sitting at the table…

“…That damn alcoholic.”

The alcoholic who was drinking even with his head on the table raised his head up. Of course, his eyes were completely focused.

Naturally, the alcoholic was Mercenary King Bud Illis.

“In this secretary-nim’s opinion, you’ll need to rest for about one year in order to be fine.”

“…Sigh.”

Cale could not help but sigh.

‘Why did I make a bet to make him my secretary?’

He opened his mouth to speak.

“Aren’t you disappointed that you didn't actually try to win the bet? How about we do it for real?”

“…A drinking bet?”

“Yes, Yes. A drinking bet.”

Cale pointed to himself and continued on.

“If I win, you will no longer be my secretary and I don't ever want to see your face again. What do you think?”

Smirk.

The Mercenary King smirked before lowering his head.

“Aigoo, I'm getting drunk!”

He put his head back on the table and turned away from Cale.

“Tha, that-!”

to

a lunatic like this

drunk and ignored Cale every time Cale told him not to be his

if you pretend

like alcohol, your eyes

“Young master-nim.”

annoyed Cale flinched after

talking about drinking when you only ate the food

“Ahem.”

and slowly getting off the bed. Ron's son, Beacrox, sighed and added on

you at least tell us what you were doing in there or why you starved for six

his mouth even

about what he did on Wind Island

he was a bit late because he was fortifying the Sound of the Wind. He was late because the island was a

not been able to explain a few

made eye contact with Choi Han. He

kind of fortification was

short response back to that

‘Just a regular one.’

answer. What kind of fortification required him to starve for close

had not explained

not be

not like I can

but he could also not tell them

was no point

It was all fake.

would not

to

up

kicked

Bang!

“Aigoo!”

to be shocked

“Hey, secretary.”

the ancient artifact and continued to

a quiet

use this ancient

could see the ancient Dragon getting up

iron gate was opened and an

as he introduced

my grandfather’s training from hell as well

“Haaaaa.”

Poeff sighed and shook

for the gatekeepers! Sob, you don't know how many times I ate

Illis was sobbing, but none of them gave a second glance as they walked

What a sad

kitten Hong who was the last to enter patted Bud with his

“Sob. Hong!”

hug Hong, but the kitten easily moved away from

will do it

was because of Eruhaben’s

as he observed the Dragon who was saying that he would do it

to do it alone. I would prefer

out toward Cale. He was telling Cale to

Goldie gramps, I will

being there was obvious. The others showed their agreement with Raon. Eruhaben added one more

great and

who gave off a strong aura even when he was

wish to show

after hearing the words coming out of the pale but firmly

the ancient artifact is

It was Ron Molan.

old man understood the ancient

in pain or struggle a lot. Ron

the faces of people who were

Choi Han

back after seeing Choi Han and

how to use the ancient

back while explaining how to use

will fill with just enough water for the user who

pointed to the cracking

you want. Of course, it may be a bit painful depending on the situation. My stomach did not feel good when

Vitality.

the power related to healing and extending someone's

vitality filling up in that jar comes from

supposed to because of the Forest of

showed her support for Eruhaben

thief and Bud. Bud

user is greater than the limits of the jar, then the

was a good chance the jar

as strong. It would take a lot

“I understand.”

say much before nodding his head and

and stay outside. I’ll call you

jar without complaining. He then left the training ground

others either quietly followed behind him or slowly followed with hesitation. Raon

live for a

as he

“I know, little kid.”

then shrugged

guys can take on the White Star without me? I

observed the smiling

live a long life, so I have to live a long

had a relaxed smile on his face which finally got Raon to leave the training ground

gate before turning

Snap!

automatically closed

Baaaaang!

not see what was going on on the other side after the iron gate closed with

a wall as the others just stared

Aren’t you a bit

back to

drink the water and that there are no side effects,

so shocked when I saw it filling with water that I just gulped

smiled and nodded his head. However,

certain about how much pain he would feel.

nodded his head with a stoic expression.

took another gulp of alcohol after seeing everyone

then started to

order

the White Star and his subordinates if