Trash of the Count's Family

“Eruhaben-nim.”

It has been two days since Cale woke up.

Cale called out the ancient Dragon's name once again.

“The ancient artifact-”

“Shut up.”

Eruhaben ignored Cale.

“No, really-”

“Human, shut up!”

A piece of meat gently landed in Cale's open mouth.

Cale chewed and swallowed the piece of beef that Raon had placed in his mouth with magic.

Choi Han would cut the meat and then Raon would use magic to place it in Cale's mouth. Cale was lying on the bed and thinking to himself.

‘…This isn’t right.’

He had been rolling around on the bed for two days. Cale looked around at everyone before starting to speak.

“Isn’t it about time we got started-”

“Young master-nim.”

Ron handed him a lemonade with a smile and Cale took a sip without complaining.

‘Vicious.’

They were keeping a close eye on him.

Cale had to deal with this constant and vicious watch for two days.

The children averaging nine-years-old, Choi Han, Ron, Beacrox, and Eruhaben. Furthermore, the Mercenary King who was pretending to be drunk and the mage, Glenn Poeff, who was actually drunk.

They were all taking turns making sure that Cale got some rest.

It didn’t matter that he felt like there was a mountain load of things to get done.

‘Ahem, if we want to defeat the White Star.’

‘Human, shut up!’

‘Eruhaben-nim, isn’t it about time you used the ancient artifact?’

‘Shut up, you unlucky bastard.’

Cale's attempts had failed over and over.

Cale had let time pass by the past few days as he failed time after time. His finger started to move.

Poke.

“Human! What are you doing?!”

Cale poked Raon's chubby cheek. He then caressed On and Hong without responding.

A piece of fruit landed in Cale's mouth even as he did that.

“…Being a slacker really is the best.”

Cale confirmed that fact to himself and opened his mouth again.

“Eruhaben-nim.”

“Shu-”

“I'm fine now.”

Eruhaben looked toward Cale who cut him off and started to sit up. Cale confidently looked back at him.

It was at that moment.

“Fine?

Pfft.”

He could hear someone scoffing at him. Cale turned his head. He could see a table.

When he looked at who was sitting at the table…

“…That damn alcoholic.”

The alcoholic who was drinking even with his head on the table raised his head up. Of course, his eyes were completely focused.

Naturally, the alcoholic was Mercenary King Bud Illis.

“In this secretary-nim’s opinion, you’ll need to rest for about one year in order to be fine.”

“…Sigh.”

Cale could not help but sigh.

‘Why did I make a bet to make him my secretary?’

He opened his mouth to speak.

“Aren’t you disappointed that you didn't actually try to win the bet? How about we do it for real?”

“…A drinking bet?”

“Yes, Yes. A drinking bet.”

Cale pointed to himself and continued on.

“If I win, you will no longer be my secretary and I don't ever want to see your face again. What do you think?”

Smirk.

The Mercenary King smirked before lowering his head.

“Aigoo, I'm getting drunk!”

He put his head back on the table and turned away from Cale.

“Tha, that-!”

to

a lunatic like this

and ignored Cale every time

cares if you pretend

smell like alcohol,

“Young master-nim.”

annoyed Cale flinched after hearing

you talking about drinking when you only ate the food Beacrox packed you for one day and starved for

“Ahem.”

from Ron and slowly getting off the bed. Ron's son, Beacrox, sighed and added on

you were doing in there

shut his mouth even

had vaguely explained to the group about what he did

because he was fortifying the Sound of the Wind. He was late because the island was a dead mana

been able to

with Choi Han. He recalled Choi

of

had given a short response

‘Just a regular one.’

fortification required him to starve

not

not be

like

but he could also not tell

point to

It was all fake.

was all an illusion that would not happen in the real

them that only to make the children and the old men

up with a

then kicked

Bang!

“Aigoo!”

head on the table, pretended to be shocked as he raised his head. Cale started to

“Hey, secretary.”

to the ancient artifact and continued to

a

ancient artifact in a crowded

the ancient Dragon getting up while

was opened and

in his hand as he introduced the area

hell as well as where I became a sword master and the gatekeeper for

“Haaaaa.”

and shook his head.

is the training ground for the gatekeepers! Sob, you don't know how many

Illis was sobbing, but none of them gave a

What a

kitten Hong who was the last to enter patted Bud

“Sob. Hong!”

kitten easily moved away from the

will do it

because of Eruhaben’s

artifact in his hand as he observed the Dragon who was saying that he would do it alone. Eruhaben calmly responded to

it alone. I would prefer if

hand out toward Cale. He was telling Cale to

Goldie gramps, I will be right

his being there was obvious. The others showed their agreement

am a great and

someone who gave off a strong aura

do not wish to show my

hearing the

that the ancient artifact is

It was Ron Molan.

understood the ancient Dragon’s

struggle a

the expressions on the faces of people who were there when he

Choi

grumbled, but moved back after seeing

Then I will explain how to use the ancient

back while explaining how to use

enough water for the

pointed to the cracking

Of course, it may be a bit painful depending on the situation. My stomach did not feel good

Vitality.

to healing

his mind. The vitality filling up in that jar comes from the people

the people who died earlier than they were supposed to because of the Forest of Darkness. That is why I like that it is being used for

her support for

the thief and

the limits of the jar, then the

that there was a good chance the jar would break. This was a Dragon's life they

living existence, who was just as strong. It would

“I understand.”

say much before nodding his head and pointing with

jar and stay outside. I’ll call

the jar without complaining. He then left the training ground without any

quietly followed behind him or slowly followed with hesitation. Raon

to live

as he answered

“I know, little kid.”

shrugged his

Star without

the smiling

said I’ll live a long life, so

Dragon had a relaxed smile on his face which finally got Raon to leave the training ground and

the gate before turning around and snapping

Snap!

gate automatically closed following

Baaaaang!

others could not see what was going on on the other side

leaned on a wall as the others just stared at the

Aren’t you a bit too

bluntly responded back to Bud's

drink the water and

saw it filling with water that I just gulped

and nodded his head. However, his smile

how much pain he would

a stoic expression. His hand headed

seeing everyone standing silently

then started

Dragon’s strength in order to be

White Star and his subordinates if the ancient Dragon was with