Trash of the Count's Family

“Eruhaben-nim.”

It has been two days since Cale woke up.

Cale called out the ancient Dragon's name once again.

“The ancient artifact-”

“Shut up.”

Eruhaben ignored Cale.

“No, really-”

“Human, shut up!”

A piece of meat gently landed in Cale's open mouth.

Cale chewed and swallowed the piece of beef that Raon had placed in his mouth with magic.

Choi Han would cut the meat and then Raon would use magic to place it in Cale's mouth. Cale was lying on the bed and thinking to himself.

‘…This isn’t right.’

He had been rolling around on the bed for two days. Cale looked around at everyone before starting to speak.

“Isn’t it about time we got started-”

“Young master-nim.”

Ron handed him a lemonade with a smile and Cale took a sip without complaining.

‘Vicious.’

They were keeping a close eye on him.

Cale had to deal with this constant and vicious watch for two days.

The children averaging nine-years-old, Choi Han, Ron, Beacrox, and Eruhaben. Furthermore, the Mercenary King who was pretending to be drunk and the mage, Glenn Poeff, who was actually drunk.

They were all taking turns making sure that Cale got some rest.

It didn’t matter that he felt like there was a mountain load of things to get done.

‘Ahem, if we want to defeat the White Star.’

‘Human, shut up!’

‘Eruhaben-nim, isn’t it about time you used the ancient artifact?’

‘Shut up, you unlucky bastard.’

Cale's attempts had failed over and over.

Cale had let time pass by the past few days as he failed time after time. His finger started to move.

Poke.

“Human! What are you doing?!”

Cale poked Raon's chubby cheek. He then caressed On and Hong without responding.

A piece of fruit landed in Cale's mouth even as he did that.

“…Being a slacker really is the best.”

Cale confirmed that fact to himself and opened his mouth again.

“Eruhaben-nim.”

“Shu-”

“I'm fine now.”

Eruhaben looked toward Cale who cut him off and started to sit up. Cale confidently looked back at him.

It was at that moment.

“Fine?

Pfft.”

He could hear someone scoffing at him. Cale turned his head. He could see a table.

When he looked at who was sitting at the table…

“…That damn alcoholic.”

The alcoholic who was drinking even with his head on the table raised his head up. Of course, his eyes were completely focused.

Naturally, the alcoholic was Mercenary King Bud Illis.

“In this secretary-nim’s opinion, you’ll need to rest for about one year in order to be fine.”

“…Sigh.”

Cale could not help but sigh.

‘Why did I make a bet to make him my secretary?’

He opened his mouth to speak.

“Aren’t you disappointed that you didn't actually try to win the bet? How about we do it for real?”

“…A drinking bet?”

“Yes, Yes. A drinking bet.”

Cale pointed to himself and continued on.

“If I win, you will no longer be my secretary and I don't ever want to see your face again. What do you think?”

Smirk.

The Mercenary King smirked before lowering his head.

“Aigoo, I'm getting drunk!”

He put his head back on the table and turned away from Cale.

“Tha, that-!”

to

a lunatic

Illis pretended to be drunk and ignored Cale every time Cale told him not to be his

cares if you

like alcohol, your eyes are completely

“Young master-nim.”

flinched after

about drinking in your current condition? Are you talking about drinking when

“Ahem.”

cough before turning away from Ron and slowly getting off the bed. Ron's

you were doing in there

shut his mouth even

group about what he did on

late because he was fortifying the Sound of the Wind. He was late because the

able to explain a few

eye contact with Choi Han. He recalled Choi Han’s

of

given a short response back to that

‘Just a regular one.’

fortification required him to starve

not explained any

not be

not like I

the contents of the test, but he could also not tell

point to

It was all fake.

an illusion that would not happen in

tell them that only to make the children and the old

raised his foot up

kicked

Bang!

“Aigoo!”

be shocked as he raised his head. Cale started to

“Hey, secretary.”

the ancient artifact and

prepare a quiet

use this ancient artifact in

could see the ancient Dragon getting up

was opened and an empty

had a bottle in his hand as

the place where I had to go through my grandfather’s training from hell

“Haaaaa.”

sighed and shook his

for the gatekeepers! Sob, you don't know how many times

them gave a second glance as they walked into

up! What a sad

last to enter patted Bud with

“Sob. Hong!”

moved away from the alcoholic. However, the kitten

will do

was because

hand as he observed the Dragon who was saying that he would do it alone. Eruhaben calmly responded to that

wish to do it alone. I

his hand out toward Cale. He was

gramps, I will be right

others showed their agreement with

a great

someone who gave off a strong aura

to show my

the first to be pushed back after hearing the words

that the

It was Ron Molan.

man understood the ancient

a lot. Ron understood better than

faces of people who were there when

were Choi Han and

but moved back after seeing Choi Han and Beacrox

Then I will explain how to use the ancient artifact once

King Bud stepped back while explaining how

for the user who decides to

pointed to

related to vitality will be cured to the point you want. Of course, it may be a bit painful depending on

Vitality.

was the power related to healing

up in that jar comes from the people who lost their lives

died earlier than they were supposed to because of the Forest of Darkness. That is why I like that it

showed her support for

focused on both the thief and Bud. Bud

the user is greater than the limits of the jar, then

thinking that there was a good chance the jar would break. This was

It would take a lot to increase the vitality

“I understand.”

nodding his head and

jar and stay outside. I’ll call

without complaining. He then left the

slowly followed with hesitation. Raon

to live for a long

as he

“I know, little kid.”

then shrugged

can take on the White Star without me? I am someone

observed the

long life, so I have to live a

face which finally got

at the group outside the gate before turning around

Snap!

iron gate automatically

Baaaaang!

could not see what was going on on the other side after the iron gate closed

leaned on a wall as the others just stared at the

my friend. Aren’t you a

bluntly responded back to

just need to drink the water

I saw it filling with water that I just

and nodded his head. However, his smile quickly

pain

his head with a stoic expression. His

took another gulp of alcohol after seeing everyone standing silently before looking back

then started to

strength in order to be able to defeat the White

would be a big difference in their chances of defeating the White Star and his subordinates if the ancient Dragon was with