Trash of the Count's Family

Dodori tilted his head to one side. His curly hair wiggled as his head moved.

“Why are you clutching your head? Is my offer too thrilling?”

– …Human. Unlike him, I think I know why you are clutching your head.

Cale looked toward Raon who was talking to him in his mind.

Raon was looking back and forth between Cale and Dodori with a pitying gaze.

Cale felt it at that moment.

‘He’s grown.’

He felt that Raon, who had already figured out why he was clutching his head, had grown a lot and started to caress Raon’s back.

– Human! It’s because you don’t have any faith in the history scholars that pink Dragon will bring, isn’t it? How can you leave the distribution of your biography to a Dragon you just met?! Don’t worry, I have recorded almost all of your exploits on my video recording device! Mary, the crazy Clopeh, and I will write your biography for you! Do not worry!

‘Hmm?’

– I feel sorry for the pink Dragon. He’s so excited about something you’re not going to ask him to do. Let’s just include him briefly at the end!

‘Hmm? What the hell are both of these Dragons saying right now?’

Cale looked at Raon with disbelief before turning toward his last pillar of hope. Yes, he looked toward Choi Han.

“Please drink some tea as you chat.”

Choi Han had an innocent expression on his face as he put three cups of tea on the table (one for himself), along with juice for Raon.

He had a friendly smile toward Dodori.

Cale felt betrayed for some reason.

Dodori clasped his hands together while looking at Choi Han.

“Ah! Are you Choi Han of the Black Blade, Cale Henituse’s guardian knight and his first-ever party member?”

‘What the hell is up with those dazzling and useless titles?’

Cale started to frown but Choi Han had an embarrassed smile as he waved his hand.

“I have not done much at all.”

“No! You can’t say that! The party member of a hero who will never be seen in this world ever again is also a hero! Rosalyn of the Red flame, the ruler of mana! Future King Alberu, the Spear Knight of the Radiant Sun! Mary, the Commander of the Dead! I know about all of the others as well!”

‘Wow. All of their titles are no joke.’

Cale just blankly nodded his head.

Dodori’s sparkling eyes headed toward Cale at that moment.

“I watched numerous heroes being born this time!”

Cale made a comment with an expression that was changing from blank to delinquent.

“…Through the books?”

“That’s right! I saw it through the books! Do you think I saw it all in person? That’s a funny joke! Hahaha!”

Dodori pounded his chest again.

“That is why I personally came here to give the perfect happy ending to your hero’s journey!”

‘Reality and stories are different, Mister Dragon.’

Ironically, this was the comment made by someone who actually ended up in a story and was living that life as his new reality. Cale Henituse had a lot of things he wanted to say, but asked the question he needed to ask first.

“…Could you please explain in detail how you ended up here?”

“Of course. Whatever you want.”

Dodori plopped down on the couch opposite Cale and leisurely picked up his teacup.

He then brought it directly to his mouth.

Cale opened his mouth after seeing this action. Dodori jumped up at the same time.

“Ahhh!”

…His bandana was drenched in tea.

‘Is he really a Dragon?’

Cale couldn’t help but wonder after seeing Dodori’s extremely clumsy nature. Dodori just took off the bandana and acted as if nothing had happened.

‘Mm.’

Cale was wowed by the Dragon’s beauty.

Features that suddenly made the curly hair look like an artistic masterpiece appeared once the bandana was off. He wasn’t as beautiful as Eruhaben, but it was still quite mesmerizing.

He looked as androgynous as his voice.

He started to shout.

“Ow, hot hot hot hot! Why is the tea so hot?!”

“…Tea is usually hot.”

Cale’s voice was becoming more delinquent, but Dodori did not notice at all. This Dragon didn’t seem interested in that at all.

“Ahem, anyway, I will share my story for a moment.”

Dodori looked up at the air with a fleeting gaze.

“I, Dodori, have wandered far and wide because I could not trust anything in the world at one point. I guess you could say that I was searching for the meaning of life.”

‘…What the hell?’

Cale opened his mouth to speak because he could sense that the story was going to take a weird turn. However, Dodori was faster. The pink Dragon looked toward Raon.

“I was quite rebellious when I was about six years old. You’re going through puberty right now, aren’t you?”

“Pink Dragon! You truly are peculiar!”

pink Dragon just ignored Raon’s

old… I read a book as if I was fated to read

beating quickly thinking

was the story of the hero, the Guardian Knight

– Hmm?

Rock

Guardian Knight of Boulder

…Is he talking

Rock mumbled as a passionate voice reached

from admiring the hero’s honorable mindset! I am extremely selfish in nature and only care for myself! However,

Bang!

on the table, breaking it into

to trust in the world at that point! It was because the Guardian Knight of Boulder Mountain was someone who truly did exist during ancient times! It is not a lie, but a true tale of sacrifice! A hero truly

took a deep breath to calm himself down. He then continued to

heart beat wildly since then. That is why, I, personally! I decided to find my hero

if he had never

members! Isn’t it too obvious for a Dragon to be a mage? That is why I picked up the bow! The archer!

head

cool… I guess you’re

mom taught me

‘Hmm?’

over

have a mother,

notice the look in Cale’s eyes that seemed as if he had

path! This is what my mother told me. ‘Dodori, you won’t listen to anything I say, so just live however you want.’ Hahahaha! My mom accepted me

seem like

to say, but he was satisfied with gaining

is at least one more

Obante and the Dark

“And then, one day…”

looked at Cale with

story of a

He then snorted.

“I wasn’t interested. Why?”

looked toward Cale with a

my first hero, the Guardian Knight of Boulder

– Mm.

Super Rock groaned as if he was getting

Cale’s lips

Human, are you

naturally ignored

“Cale Henituse!”

moved his head very

used the power of boulder at the Gorge of Death. Boulder! You were the first person who has used the power of

he didn’t know how to

you as a second generation hero and

eyes that had seemed extremely light

became so deep that it reminded Cale of the deep ocean. The eyes looked toward Cale full

Mountain, did not have a good

Rock was

need to really sacrifice yourself like that. That is how I feel, although that might be

and mysterious

continued to speak to

currently in progress. Nobody knows how

smile appeared on Dodori’s

“I like happy endings.”

and had looked into the

happy ending, but the hero themselves rarely

the pink Dragon had come to

ending.” (TL: …The pun is too strong with this

quietly observed

people don’t miss the ones

the pink Dragon with a voice full

if he could trust

“Definitely.”

speak as if he

Happy ending all the way!

Jump!

Dodori suddenly jumped up.

small Dragons like my hoobae over there! Dragons that

He pointed to Raon.

small Dragons can read the stories and become a magnificent Dragon like

magnificent, great,

hoobae Dragon! Just trust

won’t trust you, pink

you already in your

“…Human, he’s weird!”

for the pink

cautiously started to speak at that

the Guardian Knight-nim of Boulder Mountain of all

had been curious about this

the Super Rock

turned toward Dodori

the obvious

responded as if such a question was

“My specialty is boulders!”

‘Hmm?’

Cale’s shoulders flinched.

looked down at his hands with an emotional

thug of a Dragon who took down Dragon after Dragon with his dust attribute, but still! I, I… the only thing I can do is creating

Isn’t that dust attribute Dragon he’s talking about Goldie gramps? But Goldie gramps is no thug! He is a

Dodori lowered his head.

curly hair started

pretty quickly for Dragons, but I lost my way because my

suddenly raised his head and his eyes were

no longer

both

and let’s destroy

you were going to be an

going to do

Shhhhh.

slowly pulled

his

“Hmm.”

gaze headed

tense after noticing that Cale did not seem scared of