Trash of the Count's Family

Dodori tilted his head to one side. His curly hair wiggled as his head moved.

“Why are you clutching your head? Is my offer too thrilling?”

– …Human. Unlike him, I think I know why you are clutching your head.

Cale looked toward Raon who was talking to him in his mind.

Raon was looking back and forth between Cale and Dodori with a pitying gaze.

Cale felt it at that moment.

‘He’s grown.’

He felt that Raon, who had already figured out why he was clutching his head, had grown a lot and started to caress Raon’s back.

– Human! It’s because you don’t have any faith in the history scholars that pink Dragon will bring, isn’t it? How can you leave the distribution of your biography to a Dragon you just met?! Don’t worry, I have recorded almost all of your exploits on my video recording device! Mary, the crazy Clopeh, and I will write your biography for you! Do not worry!

‘Hmm?’

– I feel sorry for the pink Dragon. He’s so excited about something you’re not going to ask him to do. Let’s just include him briefly at the end!

‘Hmm? What the hell are both of these Dragons saying right now?’

Cale looked at Raon with disbelief before turning toward his last pillar of hope. Yes, he looked toward Choi Han.

“Please drink some tea as you chat.”

Choi Han had an innocent expression on his face as he put three cups of tea on the table (one for himself), along with juice for Raon.

He had a friendly smile toward Dodori.

Cale felt betrayed for some reason.

Dodori clasped his hands together while looking at Choi Han.

“Ah! Are you Choi Han of the Black Blade, Cale Henituse’s guardian knight and his first-ever party member?”

‘What the hell is up with those dazzling and useless titles?’

Cale started to frown but Choi Han had an embarrassed smile as he waved his hand.

“I have not done much at all.”

“No! You can’t say that! The party member of a hero who will never be seen in this world ever again is also a hero! Rosalyn of the Red flame, the ruler of mana! Future King Alberu, the Spear Knight of the Radiant Sun! Mary, the Commander of the Dead! I know about all of the others as well!”

‘Wow. All of their titles are no joke.’

Cale just blankly nodded his head.

Dodori’s sparkling eyes headed toward Cale at that moment.

“I watched numerous heroes being born this time!”

Cale made a comment with an expression that was changing from blank to delinquent.

“…Through the books?”

“That’s right! I saw it through the books! Do you think I saw it all in person? That’s a funny joke! Hahaha!”

Dodori pounded his chest again.

“That is why I personally came here to give the perfect happy ending to your hero’s journey!”

‘Reality and stories are different, Mister Dragon.’

Ironically, this was the comment made by someone who actually ended up in a story and was living that life as his new reality. Cale Henituse had a lot of things he wanted to say, but asked the question he needed to ask first.

“…Could you please explain in detail how you ended up here?”

“Of course. Whatever you want.”

Dodori plopped down on the couch opposite Cale and leisurely picked up his teacup.

He then brought it directly to his mouth.

Cale opened his mouth after seeing this action. Dodori jumped up at the same time.

“Ahhh!”

…His bandana was drenched in tea.

‘Is he really a Dragon?’

Cale couldn’t help but wonder after seeing Dodori’s extremely clumsy nature. Dodori just took off the bandana and acted as if nothing had happened.

‘Mm.’

Cale was wowed by the Dragon’s beauty.

Features that suddenly made the curly hair look like an artistic masterpiece appeared once the bandana was off. He wasn’t as beautiful as Eruhaben, but it was still quite mesmerizing.

He looked as androgynous as his voice.

He started to shout.

“Ow, hot hot hot hot! Why is the tea so hot?!”

“…Tea is usually hot.”

Cale’s voice was becoming more delinquent, but Dodori did not notice at all. This Dragon didn’t seem interested in that at all.

“Ahem, anyway, I will share my story for a moment.”

Dodori looked up at the air with a fleeting gaze.

“I, Dodori, have wandered far and wide because I could not trust anything in the world at one point. I guess you could say that I was searching for the meaning of life.”

‘…What the hell?’

Cale opened his mouth to speak because he could sense that the story was going to take a weird turn. However, Dodori was faster. The pink Dragon looked toward Raon.

“I was quite rebellious when I was about six years old. You’re going through puberty right now, aren’t you?”

“Pink Dragon! You truly are peculiar!”

Dragon just ignored

I read a book as if I was fated to read

heart was beating quickly thinking about that

of the hero, the Guardian Knight of Boulder

– Hmm?

Super Rock

as well. The Guardian Knight of Boulder Mountain. That title

…Is he talking about

as a passionate

noble Dodori, could not stop myself from admiring the hero’s honorable mindset! I am extremely selfish in nature and only care for myself! However, I

Bang!

it into pieces and only

Boulder Mountain was someone who truly did exist during ancient times! It is not a lie, but a true tale of sacrifice! A hero truly existed! My heart is

deep breath to calm himself down. He

hero who makes my heart beat wildly since then. That is why, I, personally! I decided to find my

as if he had never sounded

Dragon to be a mage? That is why I picked up

nodded his head with a stoic

cool… I guess you’re

My mom taught me how to use

‘Hmm?’

eyes clouded over at that

a mother,

seemed as if he had found

congratulated me for overcoming my wandering nature and finding my own path! This is what my mother told me. ‘Dodori, you won’t listen to anything I say,

doesn’t seem like

say, but he was satisfied with gaining

least one

Dragons to the Dragon that Mayor Obante and the Dark Elves were looking for, then there

“And then, one day…”

at Cale with a stiff

story of a

He then snorted.

“I wasn’t interested. Why?”

toward Cale with a

first hero,

– Mm.

Rock groaned as if

of Cale’s lips

Human, are you planning a

ignored Raon’s

“Cale Henituse!”

head very close to

You were the first person who has used the power of boulder since the Guardian Knight of

know how to act

deemed you as a second generation hero and came to meet you! Do

eyes that had

deep that it reminded Cale of the deep ocean. The eyes looked toward Cale full of

noble hero, the Guardian Knight of Boulder Mountain, did not have a good ending. He lost all of

Rock was

no need to really sacrifice yourself like that. That is how I feel, although that might be because I am a

and mysterious voice filled the

continued to speak to

progress. Nobody

appeared on

“I like happy endings.”

Boulder Mountain and had looked into

with a happy ending, but the hero themselves rarely

was why the pink Dragon

turn you into a happy ending.” (TL: …The pun is too strong with

quietly observed

themselves and people don’t miss the ones who had

praised the pink Dragon with a voice full

he could trust this Dragon

“Definitely.”

as if he was confirming it to

ending all

Jump!

Dodori suddenly jumped up.

way, small Dragons like my hoobae over

He pointed to Raon.

can read the stories and become a magnificent Dragon like me

am already magnificent, great, and mighty, pink

hoobae Dragon! Just

won’t trust you,

Are you already in your

“…Human, he’s weird!”

felt for the pink Dragon disappeared after hearing his conversation

Han cautiously started to speak at that

you like the Guardian Knight-nim of

been curious about

it the Super Rock of all

turned toward Dodori

was the obvious

if such a question was not

“My specialty is boulders!”

‘Hmm?’

Cale’s shoulders flinched.

his hands with an emotional

because I thought that my attribute was useless. Boulder! My mom did tell me about an extremely strong and arrogant thug of a Dragon who took down Dragon after Dragon with his dust attribute, but still! I, I… the only thing I can do is

gramps? But Goldie gramps

Dodori lowered his head.

hair

my attribute pretty quickly for Dragons, but I lost my way

his head and

no longer

both of

let’s destroy

thought you were going

to do

Shhhhh.

slowly pulled his

crossed his arms

“Hmm.”

nonchalant gaze headed

did not seem scared of him