Trash of the Count's Family

Dodori tilted his head to one side. His curly hair wiggled as his head moved.

“Why are you clutching your head? Is my offer too thrilling?”

– …Human. Unlike him, I think I know why you are clutching your head.

Cale looked toward Raon who was talking to him in his mind.

Raon was looking back and forth between Cale and Dodori with a pitying gaze.

Cale felt it at that moment.

‘He’s grown.’

He felt that Raon, who had already figured out why he was clutching his head, had grown a lot and started to caress Raon’s back.

– Human! It’s because you don’t have any faith in the history scholars that pink Dragon will bring, isn’t it? How can you leave the distribution of your biography to a Dragon you just met?! Don’t worry, I have recorded almost all of your exploits on my video recording device! Mary, the crazy Clopeh, and I will write your biography for you! Do not worry!

‘Hmm?’

– I feel sorry for the pink Dragon. He’s so excited about something you’re not going to ask him to do. Let’s just include him briefly at the end!

‘Hmm? What the hell are both of these Dragons saying right now?’

Cale looked at Raon with disbelief before turning toward his last pillar of hope. Yes, he looked toward Choi Han.

“Please drink some tea as you chat.”

Choi Han had an innocent expression on his face as he put three cups of tea on the table (one for himself), along with juice for Raon.

He had a friendly smile toward Dodori.

Cale felt betrayed for some reason.

Dodori clasped his hands together while looking at Choi Han.

“Ah! Are you Choi Han of the Black Blade, Cale Henituse’s guardian knight and his first-ever party member?”

‘What the hell is up with those dazzling and useless titles?’

Cale started to frown but Choi Han had an embarrassed smile as he waved his hand.

“I have not done much at all.”

“No! You can’t say that! The party member of a hero who will never be seen in this world ever again is also a hero! Rosalyn of the Red flame, the ruler of mana! Future King Alberu, the Spear Knight of the Radiant Sun! Mary, the Commander of the Dead! I know about all of the others as well!”

‘Wow. All of their titles are no joke.’

Cale just blankly nodded his head.

Dodori’s sparkling eyes headed toward Cale at that moment.

“I watched numerous heroes being born this time!”

Cale made a comment with an expression that was changing from blank to delinquent.

“…Through the books?”

“That’s right! I saw it through the books! Do you think I saw it all in person? That’s a funny joke! Hahaha!”

Dodori pounded his chest again.

“That is why I personally came here to give the perfect happy ending to your hero’s journey!”

‘Reality and stories are different, Mister Dragon.’

Ironically, this was the comment made by someone who actually ended up in a story and was living that life as his new reality. Cale Henituse had a lot of things he wanted to say, but asked the question he needed to ask first.

“…Could you please explain in detail how you ended up here?”

“Of course. Whatever you want.”

Dodori plopped down on the couch opposite Cale and leisurely picked up his teacup.

He then brought it directly to his mouth.

Cale opened his mouth after seeing this action. Dodori jumped up at the same time.

“Ahhh!”

…His bandana was drenched in tea.

‘Is he really a Dragon?’

Cale couldn’t help but wonder after seeing Dodori’s extremely clumsy nature. Dodori just took off the bandana and acted as if nothing had happened.

‘Mm.’

Cale was wowed by the Dragon’s beauty.

Features that suddenly made the curly hair look like an artistic masterpiece appeared once the bandana was off. He wasn’t as beautiful as Eruhaben, but it was still quite mesmerizing.

He looked as androgynous as his voice.

He started to shout.

“Ow, hot hot hot hot! Why is the tea so hot?!”

“…Tea is usually hot.”

Cale’s voice was becoming more delinquent, but Dodori did not notice at all. This Dragon didn’t seem interested in that at all.

“Ahem, anyway, I will share my story for a moment.”

Dodori looked up at the air with a fleeting gaze.

“I, Dodori, have wandered far and wide because I could not trust anything in the world at one point. I guess you could say that I was searching for the meaning of life.”

‘…What the hell?’

Cale opened his mouth to speak because he could sense that the story was going to take a weird turn. However, Dodori was faster. The pink Dragon looked toward Raon.

“I was quite rebellious when I was about six years old. You’re going through puberty right now, aren’t you?”

“Pink Dragon! You truly are peculiar!”

pink Dragon just

turned seven years old… I read a book as if I was fated

quickly thinking about that

the hero, the Guardian

– Hmm?

Rock suddenly

Guardian Knight of Boulder

…Is he talking

a passionate

stop myself from admiring the hero’s honorable mindset! I am extremely selfish in nature and only care for

Bang!

on the table, breaking it into pieces

Knight of Boulder Mountain was someone who truly did exist during ancient times! It is not a lie,

calm himself down. He then

who makes my heart beat wildly since then. That is why, I,

passionate again as if he had never sounded upset

for a Dragon to be a mage?

his head

I guess you’re good at

My mom taught

‘Hmm?’

over

a

the look in Cale’s eyes that seemed as if he had found his prey and nodded his

my wandering nature and finding my own path! This is what my mother told me. ‘Dodori, you won’t listen to anything I say, so just live however you

seem like she

a lot of things he wanted to say, but he

at least one more

added these two Dragons to the Dragon that Mayor Obante and the Dark Elves were looking for, then there were a good

“And then, one day…”

at Cale with a

heard the story of a young

He then snorted.

“I wasn’t interested. Why?”

looked toward Cale

first

– Mm.

groaned as if he

corners of Cale’s

Human, are you

ignored Raon’s

“Cale Henituse!”

head very

of boulder at the Gorge of Death. Boulder! You were the first person

as if he didn’t know how to

why I deemed you as a second generation hero and came to meet you! Do you know

eyes that had seemed extremely light

that it reminded Cale of the deep ocean. The eyes looked toward Cale full of numerous

Guardian Knight of Boulder Mountain, did not have a good

Rock was

was amazing, but there is no need to really sacrifice yourself like that. That is how I feel, although

heavy, and mysterious

continued to speak to

currently in progress.

appeared on Dodori’s

“I like happy endings.”

started with the records of the Guardian Knight of Boulder Mountain and had looked into the histories

happy ending, but the hero themselves rarely ended with happy

the pink Dragon had come to

turn you into a happy ending.” (TL: …The pun is too strong

observed the pink

nobody has to sacrifice themselves and people don’t miss the ones who had to sacrifice themselves. It is impossible

praised the pink Dragon with a voice full of

trust this Dragon for a

“Definitely.”

continued to speak as if

what! Happy ending all the way!

Jump!

Dodori suddenly jumped up.

hoobae over there!

He pointed to Raon.

stories and become a magnificent Dragon like

am already magnificent, great,

Dragon! Just trust

trust

you already in

“…Human, he’s weird!”

felt for the pink Dragon disappeared after hearing

to speak at that

Guardian Knight-nim of

curious about this as

Super Rock of

turned toward Dodori as

was the

a question was not

“My specialty is boulders!”

‘Hmm?’

Cale’s shoulders flinched.

his hands

and arrogant thug of a Dragon who took down Dragon after Dragon

Isn’t that dust attribute Dragon he’s talking about Goldie gramps?

Dodori lowered his head.

hair

I realized my attribute pretty quickly for Dragons, but I lost my way because my attribute was useless… Yes, I was drifting

head and his eyes were

no longer

both

and let’s destroy everything

you were going to be

to do

Shhhhh.

slowly pulled

then crossed his arms

“Hmm.”

gaze headed

seem scared of him at all despite the fact that