Trash of the Count's Family

Dodori tilted his head to one side. His curly hair wiggled as his head moved.

“Why are you clutching your head? Is my offer too thrilling?”

– …Human. Unlike him, I think I know why you are clutching your head.

Cale looked toward Raon who was talking to him in his mind.

Raon was looking back and forth between Cale and Dodori with a pitying gaze.

Cale felt it at that moment.

‘He’s grown.’

He felt that Raon, who had already figured out why he was clutching his head, had grown a lot and started to caress Raon’s back.

– Human! It’s because you don’t have any faith in the history scholars that pink Dragon will bring, isn’t it? How can you leave the distribution of your biography to a Dragon you just met?! Don’t worry, I have recorded almost all of your exploits on my video recording device! Mary, the crazy Clopeh, and I will write your biography for you! Do not worry!

‘Hmm?’

– I feel sorry for the pink Dragon. He’s so excited about something you’re not going to ask him to do. Let’s just include him briefly at the end!

‘Hmm? What the hell are both of these Dragons saying right now?’

Cale looked at Raon with disbelief before turning toward his last pillar of hope. Yes, he looked toward Choi Han.

“Please drink some tea as you chat.”

Choi Han had an innocent expression on his face as he put three cups of tea on the table (one for himself), along with juice for Raon.

He had a friendly smile toward Dodori.

Cale felt betrayed for some reason.

Dodori clasped his hands together while looking at Choi Han.

“Ah! Are you Choi Han of the Black Blade, Cale Henituse’s guardian knight and his first-ever party member?”

‘What the hell is up with those dazzling and useless titles?’

Cale started to frown but Choi Han had an embarrassed smile as he waved his hand.

“I have not done much at all.”

“No! You can’t say that! The party member of a hero who will never be seen in this world ever again is also a hero! Rosalyn of the Red flame, the ruler of mana! Future King Alberu, the Spear Knight of the Radiant Sun! Mary, the Commander of the Dead! I know about all of the others as well!”

‘Wow. All of their titles are no joke.’

Cale just blankly nodded his head.

Dodori’s sparkling eyes headed toward Cale at that moment.

“I watched numerous heroes being born this time!”

Cale made a comment with an expression that was changing from blank to delinquent.

“…Through the books?”

“That’s right! I saw it through the books! Do you think I saw it all in person? That’s a funny joke! Hahaha!”

Dodori pounded his chest again.

“That is why I personally came here to give the perfect happy ending to your hero’s journey!”

‘Reality and stories are different, Mister Dragon.’

Ironically, this was the comment made by someone who actually ended up in a story and was living that life as his new reality. Cale Henituse had a lot of things he wanted to say, but asked the question he needed to ask first.

“…Could you please explain in detail how you ended up here?”

“Of course. Whatever you want.”

Dodori plopped down on the couch opposite Cale and leisurely picked up his teacup.

He then brought it directly to his mouth.

Cale opened his mouth after seeing this action. Dodori jumped up at the same time.

“Ahhh!”

…His bandana was drenched in tea.

‘Is he really a Dragon?’

Cale couldn’t help but wonder after seeing Dodori’s extremely clumsy nature. Dodori just took off the bandana and acted as if nothing had happened.

‘Mm.’

Cale was wowed by the Dragon’s beauty.

Features that suddenly made the curly hair look like an artistic masterpiece appeared once the bandana was off. He wasn’t as beautiful as Eruhaben, but it was still quite mesmerizing.

He looked as androgynous as his voice.

He started to shout.

“Ow, hot hot hot hot! Why is the tea so hot?!”

“…Tea is usually hot.”

Cale’s voice was becoming more delinquent, but Dodori did not notice at all. This Dragon didn’t seem interested in that at all.

“Ahem, anyway, I will share my story for a moment.”

Dodori looked up at the air with a fleeting gaze.

“I, Dodori, have wandered far and wide because I could not trust anything in the world at one point. I guess you could say that I was searching for the meaning of life.”

‘…What the hell?’

Cale opened his mouth to speak because he could sense that the story was going to take a weird turn. However, Dodori was faster. The pink Dragon looked toward Raon.

“I was quite rebellious when I was about six years old. You’re going through puberty right now, aren’t you?”

“Pink Dragon! You truly are peculiar!”

just ignored Raon’s

day that this Dragon turned seven years old… I read a book

beating quickly thinking about that

the story of the hero,

– Hmm?

Super Rock suddenly

flinched as well. The Guardian Knight of Boulder

…Is he talking

Rock mumbled as a passionate

myself from admiring the hero’s honorable mindset! I am extremely selfish in nature and only care for myself! However, I couldn’t help

Bang!

the teacup down on the table, breaking it into pieces

who truly did exist during ancient times! It is

calm himself down. He then continued to

able to find another hero who makes my heart beat wildly since then. That is why, I, personally!

if he had

always have positions for party members! Isn’t it too obvious for a Dragon to be a

nodded his head

I guess you’re good at

mom taught me how to use

‘Hmm?’

clouded over at that

have a mother,

look in Cale’s eyes that seemed

for overcoming my wandering nature and finding my own path! This is what my mother told me. ‘Dodori, you won’t listen to

seem like she accepted

had a lot of things he wanted to say, but he was satisfied with gaining a

least one more

Dragons to the Dragon that Mayor Obante and the Dark Elves were looking for, then there were a good

“And then, one day…”

Cale with a stiff

the story of a young

He then snorted.

“I wasn’t interested. Why?”

Cale

first hero,

– Mm.

if he was

corners of Cale’s lips were slowly

are you planning a

naturally ignored Raon’s

“Cale Henituse!”

suddenly moved his head very

the power of boulder at the Gorge of Death. Boulder! You were the first person who has used

know how

is why I deemed you as a second generation hero and came

had seemed extremely light

Cale of the deep

the Guardian Knight of Boulder Mountain, did not have a good ending. He lost all of his friends before

Rock

amazing, but there is no need to really sacrifice yourself like that. That

and mysterious voice filled the

continued to

progress. Nobody knows how it will

appeared on

“I like happy endings.”

had looked into the histories of many other heroes as well, realized that not many of them had

with a happy ending, but the

the pink Dragon had

you into a happy ending.” (TL: …The

observed the

miss the ones who had to sacrifice themselves. It is impossible to achieve, but I’m glad to find someone with the same goal that I had. This

Super Rock praised the pink Dragon

if he could trust

“Definitely.”

if

Happy ending all the way! That

Jump!

Dodori suddenly jumped up.

my hoobae over there! Dragons that are

He pointed to Raon.

small Dragons can read the stories and become a magnificent Dragon like

magnificent, great, and

hoobae Dragon! Just

won’t trust

you already

“…Human, he’s weird!”

felt for the pink Dragon disappeared after hearing his conversation

started to speak at that

you like the Guardian Knight-nim

had been curious

the Super Rock of all

toward

the obvious

such a question was not necessary

“My specialty is boulders!”

‘Hmm?’

Cale’s shoulders flinched.

at his hands with an emotional

my attribute was useless. Boulder! My mom did tell me about an extremely strong and arrogant thug of a Dragon who took down Dragon after Dragon with his dust attribute, but still! I, I… the only thing I can do is

Human! Isn’t that dust attribute Dragon he’s talking about Goldie gramps? But

Dodori lowered his head.

hair started

because I realized my attribute pretty quickly for Dragons, but I lost my way

his head and his eyes were

am no longer

grabbed both of

let’s destroy everything

you were going to be an

going to

Shhhhh.

slowly pulled his

his arms and his

“Hmm.”

nonchalant gaze headed

a bit tense after noticing that Cale did not seem scared of him at all despite the