Trash of the Count's Family

Dodori tilted his head to one side. His curly hair wiggled as his head moved.

“Why are you clutching your head? Is my offer too thrilling?”

– …Human. Unlike him, I think I know why you are clutching your head.

Cale looked toward Raon who was talking to him in his mind.

Raon was looking back and forth between Cale and Dodori with a pitying gaze.

Cale felt it at that moment.

‘He’s grown.’

He felt that Raon, who had already figured out why he was clutching his head, had grown a lot and started to caress Raon’s back.

– Human! It’s because you don’t have any faith in the history scholars that pink Dragon will bring, isn’t it? How can you leave the distribution of your biography to a Dragon you just met?! Don’t worry, I have recorded almost all of your exploits on my video recording device! Mary, the crazy Clopeh, and I will write your biography for you! Do not worry!

‘Hmm?’

– I feel sorry for the pink Dragon. He’s so excited about something you’re not going to ask him to do. Let’s just include him briefly at the end!

‘Hmm? What the hell are both of these Dragons saying right now?’

Cale looked at Raon with disbelief before turning toward his last pillar of hope. Yes, he looked toward Choi Han.

“Please drink some tea as you chat.”

Choi Han had an innocent expression on his face as he put three cups of tea on the table (one for himself), along with juice for Raon.

He had a friendly smile toward Dodori.

Cale felt betrayed for some reason.

Dodori clasped his hands together while looking at Choi Han.

“Ah! Are you Choi Han of the Black Blade, Cale Henituse’s guardian knight and his first-ever party member?”

‘What the hell is up with those dazzling and useless titles?’

Cale started to frown but Choi Han had an embarrassed smile as he waved his hand.

“I have not done much at all.”

“No! You can’t say that! The party member of a hero who will never be seen in this world ever again is also a hero! Rosalyn of the Red flame, the ruler of mana! Future King Alberu, the Spear Knight of the Radiant Sun! Mary, the Commander of the Dead! I know about all of the others as well!”

‘Wow. All of their titles are no joke.’

Cale just blankly nodded his head.

Dodori’s sparkling eyes headed toward Cale at that moment.

“I watched numerous heroes being born this time!”

Cale made a comment with an expression that was changing from blank to delinquent.

“…Through the books?”

“That’s right! I saw it through the books! Do you think I saw it all in person? That’s a funny joke! Hahaha!”

Dodori pounded his chest again.

“That is why I personally came here to give the perfect happy ending to your hero’s journey!”

‘Reality and stories are different, Mister Dragon.’

Ironically, this was the comment made by someone who actually ended up in a story and was living that life as his new reality. Cale Henituse had a lot of things he wanted to say, but asked the question he needed to ask first.

“…Could you please explain in detail how you ended up here?”

“Of course. Whatever you want.”

Dodori plopped down on the couch opposite Cale and leisurely picked up his teacup.

He then brought it directly to his mouth.

Cale opened his mouth after seeing this action. Dodori jumped up at the same time.

“Ahhh!”

…His bandana was drenched in tea.

‘Is he really a Dragon?’

Cale couldn’t help but wonder after seeing Dodori’s extremely clumsy nature. Dodori just took off the bandana and acted as if nothing had happened.

‘Mm.’

Cale was wowed by the Dragon’s beauty.

Features that suddenly made the curly hair look like an artistic masterpiece appeared once the bandana was off. He wasn’t as beautiful as Eruhaben, but it was still quite mesmerizing.

He looked as androgynous as his voice.

He started to shout.

“Ow, hot hot hot hot! Why is the tea so hot?!”

“…Tea is usually hot.”

Cale’s voice was becoming more delinquent, but Dodori did not notice at all. This Dragon didn’t seem interested in that at all.

“Ahem, anyway, I will share my story for a moment.”

Dodori looked up at the air with a fleeting gaze.

“I, Dodori, have wandered far and wide because I could not trust anything in the world at one point. I guess you could say that I was searching for the meaning of life.”

‘…What the hell?’

Cale opened his mouth to speak because he could sense that the story was going to take a weird turn. However, Dodori was faster. The pink Dragon looked toward Raon.

“I was quite rebellious when I was about six years old. You’re going through puberty right now, aren’t you?”

“Pink Dragon! You truly are peculiar!”

pink Dragon just

day that this Dragon turned seven years old… I read a book as if I was fated to read

heart was beating quickly

was the story of the hero, the Guardian

– Hmm?

Rock suddenly

The Guardian Knight of

he talking about

Super Rock mumbled as a passionate voice reached

I am extremely selfish in nature and only care for myself!

Bang!

breaking it into pieces and only leaving the handle dangling in

chose to trust in the world at that point! It was because the Guardian Knight of Boulder Mountain was someone who truly did exist during ancient times! It is not a lie, but a true tale of sacrifice! A hero truly

to calm himself down. He

another hero who makes my heart beat wildly since then. That is why, I, personally!

as if he had never sounded

Isn’t it too obvious for a Dragon to be a

nodded his head with a

you’re good at using the

taught

‘Hmm?’

over

have a

did not notice the look in Cale’s eyes that seemed as if he had found his prey and

my mother told me. ‘Dodori, you won’t listen

doesn’t seem like she accepted

to say, but he was satisfied with gaining a new

is at least one more

these two Dragons to the Dragon that Mayor Obante and the Dark Elves were looking for, then there were a good number

“And then, one day…”

Cale

of

He then snorted.

“I wasn’t interested. Why?”

Cale with a

as my first hero, the

– Mm.

as if he was getting

corners of Cale’s

Human, are you planning

naturally ignored

“Cale Henituse!”

suddenly moved his head very close

used the power of boulder at the Gorge of Death. Boulder! You

didn’t know how to

second generation hero and came to meet you! Do

that had seemed extremely

Cale of the deep ocean. The eyes looked

noble hero, the Guardian Knight of Boulder Mountain, did not have a good

Super Rock was

there is no need to really sacrifice yourself like that. That is how I feel, although that might be because I am

heavy, and mysterious voice filled

to speak

is currently in progress. Nobody knows

appeared on Dodori’s

“I like happy endings.”

had started with the records of the Guardian Knight of Boulder Mountain and had looked into the histories of many other heroes as well,

up with a happy ending, but the hero themselves rarely ended

pink Dragon had come to

turn you into a happy ending.” (TL: …The pun is too strong with

quietly observed

hoped for was one where nobody has to sacrifice themselves and people don’t miss the ones who had to sacrifice themselves. It is impossible to achieve, but I’m

pink Dragon

could trust

“Definitely.”

to speak as if he was confirming it to

ending

Jump!

Dodori suddenly jumped up.

way, small Dragons like my hoobae over there! Dragons that are

He pointed to Raon.

read the stories and become a magnificent

am already magnificent, great, and mighty, pink

Dragon!

won’t trust

already in

“…Human, he’s weird!”

felt for the pink

Han cautiously started to speak

you like the Guardian Knight-nim of Boulder Mountain of

had been curious about

it the Super

toward Dodori as

was the obvious

as if such a question was not necessary at

“My specialty is boulders!”

‘Hmm?’

Cale’s shoulders flinched.

down at his hands

I thought that my attribute was useless. Boulder! My mom did tell me about an extremely strong and arrogant thug of a Dragon who

Isn’t that dust attribute Dragon he’s talking about Goldie gramps? But Goldie gramps is no thug! He is

Dodori lowered his head.

hair started to

my attribute pretty quickly for Dragons, but I lost my way because my

raised his head and his eyes were

am no

both

and let’s

thought you were going to be an

going to

Shhhhh.

pulled

his

“Hmm.”

gaze headed

that Cale did not seem scared of him at all despite