Trash of the Count's Family

Dodori tilted his head to one side. His curly hair wiggled as his head moved.

“Why are you clutching your head? Is my offer too thrilling?”

– …Human. Unlike him, I think I know why you are clutching your head.

Cale looked toward Raon who was talking to him in his mind.

Raon was looking back and forth between Cale and Dodori with a pitying gaze.

Cale felt it at that moment.

‘He’s grown.’

He felt that Raon, who had already figured out why he was clutching his head, had grown a lot and started to caress Raon’s back.

– Human! It’s because you don’t have any faith in the history scholars that pink Dragon will bring, isn’t it? How can you leave the distribution of your biography to a Dragon you just met?! Don’t worry, I have recorded almost all of your exploits on my video recording device! Mary, the crazy Clopeh, and I will write your biography for you! Do not worry!

‘Hmm?’

– I feel sorry for the pink Dragon. He’s so excited about something you’re not going to ask him to do. Let’s just include him briefly at the end!

‘Hmm? What the hell are both of these Dragons saying right now?’

Cale looked at Raon with disbelief before turning toward his last pillar of hope. Yes, he looked toward Choi Han.

“Please drink some tea as you chat.”

Choi Han had an innocent expression on his face as he put three cups of tea on the table (one for himself), along with juice for Raon.

He had a friendly smile toward Dodori.

Cale felt betrayed for some reason.

Dodori clasped his hands together while looking at Choi Han.

“Ah! Are you Choi Han of the Black Blade, Cale Henituse’s guardian knight and his first-ever party member?”

‘What the hell is up with those dazzling and useless titles?’

Cale started to frown but Choi Han had an embarrassed smile as he waved his hand.

“I have not done much at all.”

“No! You can’t say that! The party member of a hero who will never be seen in this world ever again is also a hero! Rosalyn of the Red flame, the ruler of mana! Future King Alberu, the Spear Knight of the Radiant Sun! Mary, the Commander of the Dead! I know about all of the others as well!”

‘Wow. All of their titles are no joke.’

Cale just blankly nodded his head.

Dodori’s sparkling eyes headed toward Cale at that moment.

“I watched numerous heroes being born this time!”

Cale made a comment with an expression that was changing from blank to delinquent.

“…Through the books?”

“That’s right! I saw it through the books! Do you think I saw it all in person? That’s a funny joke! Hahaha!”

Dodori pounded his chest again.

“That is why I personally came here to give the perfect happy ending to your hero’s journey!”

‘Reality and stories are different, Mister Dragon.’

Ironically, this was the comment made by someone who actually ended up in a story and was living that life as his new reality. Cale Henituse had a lot of things he wanted to say, but asked the question he needed to ask first.

“…Could you please explain in detail how you ended up here?”

“Of course. Whatever you want.”

Dodori plopped down on the couch opposite Cale and leisurely picked up his teacup.

He then brought it directly to his mouth.

Cale opened his mouth after seeing this action. Dodori jumped up at the same time.

“Ahhh!”

…His bandana was drenched in tea.

‘Is he really a Dragon?’

Cale couldn’t help but wonder after seeing Dodori’s extremely clumsy nature. Dodori just took off the bandana and acted as if nothing had happened.

‘Mm.’

Cale was wowed by the Dragon’s beauty.

Features that suddenly made the curly hair look like an artistic masterpiece appeared once the bandana was off. He wasn’t as beautiful as Eruhaben, but it was still quite mesmerizing.

He looked as androgynous as his voice.

He started to shout.

“Ow, hot hot hot hot! Why is the tea so hot?!”

“…Tea is usually hot.”

Cale’s voice was becoming more delinquent, but Dodori did not notice at all. This Dragon didn’t seem interested in that at all.

“Ahem, anyway, I will share my story for a moment.”

Dodori looked up at the air with a fleeting gaze.

“I, Dodori, have wandered far and wide because I could not trust anything in the world at one point. I guess you could say that I was searching for the meaning of life.”

‘…What the hell?’

Cale opened his mouth to speak because he could sense that the story was going to take a weird turn. However, Dodori was faster. The pink Dragon looked toward Raon.

“I was quite rebellious when I was about six years old. You’re going through puberty right now, aren’t you?”

“Pink Dragon! You truly are peculiar!”

just ignored Raon’s

day that this Dragon turned seven years old… I read a book as

beating quickly thinking about

story of the hero, the

– Hmm?

Rock suddenly

Guardian Knight of Boulder Mountain. That title felt extremely

…Is he talking about

Rock mumbled as a passionate voice reached

honorable mindset! I am extremely selfish in nature and only care for myself! However, I couldn’t help

Bang!

into pieces and only leaving the handle

the Guardian Knight of Boulder Mountain was someone who truly did exist during ancient times! It is not a lie, but a true tale of sacrifice! A hero truly existed! My heart is beating wildly right now just

to calm himself down. He then continued to speak in an

hero who makes my heart beat wildly since

turned passionate again as if he had never sounded upset at

obvious for a Dragon to be a mage? That is why I

head with a stoic

I guess you’re good

My mom taught me

‘Hmm?’

eyes clouded over at that

a

seemed as if he had

This is what my mother told me. ‘Dodori, you won’t listen to anything I say, so just live however you want.’

seem like she

he wanted to say, but he was satisfied

least one more

Dark Elves were looking for, then there were a good

“And then, one day…”

looked at Cale with a

the story of a young master

He then snorted.

“I wasn’t interested. Why?”

toward Cale with a

cool as my first hero, the Guardian Knight of Boulder

– Mm.

as if

corners of Cale’s lips were

are you planning

ignored

“Cale Henituse!”

moved his head very

Death. Boulder! You were the first person who has used the power of

didn’t know how to act

you as a second generation hero and came to

purple eyes that had seemed extremely

it reminded Cale of the deep ocean. The eyes

noble hero, the Guardian Knight of Boulder Mountain, did not have a good ending. He lost all of his friends before dying a terrible

Super Rock was

amazing, but there is no need to really sacrifice yourself like that. That is how I feel,

majestic, heavy, and mysterious voice filled the

continued to speak to

in progress. Nobody knows how

smile appeared on

“I like happy endings.”

looked into

up with a happy ending, but the hero themselves rarely ended with

the pink Dragon had come

turn you into a happy ending.” (TL: …The

quietly observed the pink

hoped for was one where nobody has to sacrifice themselves and people don’t miss the ones who had to sacrifice themselves. It is impossible to achieve, but I’m glad

pink Dragon with a

trust this

“Definitely.”

speak as if he was confirming it

Happy ending all the

Jump!

Dodori suddenly jumped up.

way, small Dragons like my hoobae

He pointed to Raon.

small Dragons can read the stories and become a magnificent Dragon like me without

great, and mighty,

Dragon! Just trust

trust you, pink

you already

“…Human, he’s weird!”

had felt for the pink Dragon disappeared after hearing his

to speak at that

did you like the Guardian Knight-nim of Boulder Mountain

curious about this

was it the Super Rock of all

toward Dodori as

the

such a question was not necessary at

“My specialty is boulders!”

‘Hmm?’

Cale’s shoulders flinched.

at his hands with an emotional

that my attribute was useless. Boulder! My mom did tell me about an extremely strong and arrogant thug of a Dragon who took down Dragon after Dragon with his dust attribute,

about Goldie gramps? But Goldie gramps is no thug! He is a

Dodori lowered his head.

hair started to

attribute pretty quickly for Dragons, but I lost my way because my attribute was useless… Yes, I was drifting without a

suddenly raised his head and his eyes

am no

both of Cale’s

and let’s destroy everything

thought you were going to

to

Shhhhh.

slowly pulled his

then crossed his arms and his

“Hmm.”

nonchalant gaze headed

bit tense after noticing that Cale did not seem scared of him at all despite the fact that he was