True Love Waits

Sheffield fished out his phone and called Joshua. "Dude, when do you get off work? Wait, in fact, why not just skip work today? I have a really expensive bottle of wine. Care to join me for a drink?" If this were in the past, Joshua would have dismissed him and told him off in an instant. However, knowing that his friend was having a bad mood, he agreed, "Okay. Where shall we meet?" "In my apartment. We can sleep after we're drunk and we can continue to drink after waking up!"

"Wait! What? Do you want to drink yourself to an early grave?" While speaking with Sheffield on the phone, Joshua told his colleague that he was leaving and then went to change his clothes.

"Of course not! The world is such a beautiful place. Why would I possibly want to die?" 'Even if I wanted to die, I wouldn't choose to drink myself to death. I would only die from having excessive sex with Evelyn,' he thought to himself.

"What do you want to eat? I'll bring some food to your place."

"Don't bother. We can just get food delivered to us!"

"Will I be lucky enough to have dinner cooked by Chef Tang?"

"I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I only cook for my woman!"

Joshua cleared his throat and imitated a woman's voice. "Chef Tang, I can be your woman tonight."

"Dude, that's not even funny!" Sheffield got goosebumps from Joshua's words. Then he hung up the phone on Joshua.

Pulling his face away from the phone, Joshua gasped in shock. 'That man doesn't have a romantic bone in his body. How did Evelyn even fall in love with him?' he wondered.

When Sheffield twisted the car keys into ignition, his phone rang again. He assumed it was Joshua and was about to scold him, but when he saw the caller ID, he smiled. Coincidentally, it was another friend of his. "Colonel Li, long time no see. How have you been?"

"Cut the crap! I'm in Y City now!" Gifford had just returned from his mission. His body was covered in mud with weeds sticking out of his mouth. Sitting on a rock and looking at the wasteland in front of him, he felt bored out of his mind.

"What a coincidence! I'm in Y City too," Sheffield said while tapping the steering wheel.

Gifford rolled his eyes and said, "I'm leaving tomorrow morning. That means, you and Joshua are spending the night with me!"

"No problem! I don't even mind sleeping with you!"

"Even after so long, you're still as shameless as ever. I swear if you were standing in front of me, I would have punched you in the face already!" Sheffield giggled and said, "Come on! Do it!"

"Shut up, you moron!" Gifford hung up the phone while cursing him.

entire

the dinner table in awe and asked, "How long

hasn't eaten well for at least ten days. I figured it would be the best way to keep him from speaking nonsense!" "All right! Good idea! I'm not very hungry anyway. But I'm sure even that guy can't eat all of this by himself. If he blames you for wasting money, you'll

cultivated the good habit of

not

Sheffield was laughing

your knife?" Joshua

"What are you doing?"

and put half of them in

answer, the

If they hadn't been friends for more than ten

disgust on his face, Sheffield

know what a neat freak you are, which is why I

from me! Go to take a shower!" Sheffield playfully threw a pair of clean slippers

did you just climb out of the cesspool?" asked Joshua, who approached them from the

at

dramatically put his hand over his mouth and coughed, as

a lukewarm tone, "You look like you've got morning sickness! Joshua, how long have

laughter. Putting his arm around Joshua's shoulder, he said to Sheffield, "He has been pregnant for three months and the father of the baby is

wanted to throw up for real. "Please, don't ever say that again. I seriously need some new friends. I must be the stupid one for willingly wanting to be friends with you two!" 'I'd rather spend the night with Terilynn. I

and took off his

and said, "Get in the shower, right

floor nonchalantly, and walked towards Sheffield's bedroom. This time, however, he was stopped by

was obsessively tidy too. As such, he didn't want Gifford to take a shower in

"Woman? Call her out!"

Look at yourself.

but black underpants to cover his privates. He lowered his eyes and said, "So what? I have a nice body. I'm not afraid of showing anything. I think you are the one who's afraid that your woman will fall in love with

the guestroom now, or I'll make you sleep on the couch

care! I can even sleep on the floor." Gifford turned around and went to the room next to Sheffield's